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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 5362342)

....but inform them that you've got a magic Vajayjay with so much control that you could milk a cow with it, or inserting the "Boggle" game dice and spit out any word they wish for those intellectuals you desire.

That would be a HELL of an ice breaker at parties.

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Originally Posted by XXXshogunXXX (Post 5363025)

no... this thread isnt for me. pics?? just curious

If you're not offering, why are you asking her for pics? Gotta promise to give her something in return.

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5363088)

If you're not offering, why are you asking her for pics? Gotta promise to give her something in return.

whoa chill....relax, I said i was just curious. no one has to promise anything

Oh thank God. I have a hard time keeping those.

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Originally Posted by XXXshogunXXX (Post 5363141)

whoa chill....relax, I said i was just curious. no one has to promise anything

I was talking pictures in return, silly.

This right here is comedy gold.

http://www.okcupid.com/forum?low=1&t...97838631196585

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I've met some jerks in my life, but this one has been by far the worst.
I'll start off by saying how I noticed a lot of men here complain about not getting messages. Therefore, I decided to take it upon myself to message men in my area who I found interesting. This one in particular was creative, intelligent and handsome...or so his profile led me to believe. We messaged each other on and off through here and IM for about 3 weeks before we met. It's amazing how much of a connection you can make with someone just by talking to them online. We had a lot in common and a lot of the same outlooks. I could not wait to meet him in person.

So the day we meet rolls around and I dress up nicely and wear my hair beautifully, and let's face it...I looked HOT. We meet at a little cafe/restaurant place, and he was just...rude. He barely made eye contact with me, he spoke in a bored monotone voice. I did most of the talking, and I swear to God he would kind of roll his eyes in a childish way. He habitually checked his watch and his cell phone. When the meal ended he only offered to pay for his half, and then bails. Doesn't offer me a ride or anything. What did I do wrong? It was so depressing since I really liked him online.

Naturally, I go home and drink almost a full bottle of wine when I get a text message from him. He asks if I want to come over his place and hang out, maybe watch a movie. I thought "This is great, he's going to make it up to me and maybe he was just nervous before". Well I get there and drink some more with him, and next thing you know we're having sex. At the end of the night he calls me a cab and I go home, THINKING that this is just the first of many dates. The last thing he said was that he'd call to take me out to concert nearby.

A week comes and goes, no word from him. I text him and no reply. I call and get the answering machine. I write him on Okcupid and he deletes his whole account. I was so baffled. That was until saw that he created a NEW profile just yesterday. All it says is that he had a bad okcupid experience, and to please have a full shot of your body.

Ok. I get what this asshole did. He treated me like complete shit because I'm not super model skinny. I don't have a full body pic, but I did tell him that I was average, which is TRUE. I am average, I have curves, I don't fit into a size skinny jeans. Is this reason to treat me the way he did? GOD it's scumbags like these which make me lose all faith in mankind!!!

She's super hot alright!

http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/4...4228041ux1.jpg

LOL this is the dude that ****ed her. She should be so lucky.

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/5...3646914lf3.jpg

So, you think she's worse than this?

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost....postcount=1801

There's nothing wrong with her a razor wouldn't fix.

That's right. Get the paper towels and don't forget...down the road not across the street.

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5370428)

This right here is comedy gold.

http://www.okcupid.com/forum?low=1&t...97838631196585

Yeesh. What a douche. I feel sorry for her, but I don't see why she went to his house after he was being such a dick.

Internet rules.

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I really want to know how much she weighs now. She says his perception of "very large" is way off, but won't provide us with any supporting evidence? Typical porker move.

What is this, a 1,500-mile booty call?

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You are so damn cute!

So what you think of that distance? I have actually driven from Houston to San Diego County in one day!

It can be done!!

Clayton? Cool & very unusual name.

I like that.

Lee

I think he wants you to meet him half way...