Originally Posted by luv (Post 5362229)

Neither does 5'7". I don't think I'd be able to stand up if I weighed 104. I don't think I'd be strong enough. Heh.

Originally Posted by zepppaosla (Post 5362258)

World is in financial crise. Learn how to survive and play virtual stock exchange. Educate your shelf!

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 5362342)

I think Luv should try the new approach I'm suggesting.

Tell me with your actions that you're a black hearted wench....but inform them that you've got a magic Vajayjay with so much control that you could milk a cow with it, or inserting the "Boggle" game dice and spit out any word they wish for those intellectuals you desire.

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5362347)

How the hell do you think asians have been drawing white men to the brown side all these years?

Maybe next you can invent the wheel for us.

Originally Posted by patteeu (Post 5361985)

But yet, you're not dating a fatty.

It's all well and good to encourage luv to recognize the good things about herself and to accept that which she cannot change, but it's good to be realistic about the superficiality of the world too and to the extent that she can make herself attractive, it's good to put some effort into it.

She should brush her hair even if she's still a good person when her hair is a mess. She needs to put some effort into dressing nice instead of dressing down to the least acceptable level even if she's the same person either way. And if she's overweight (as opposed to having an unrealistic mental image of herself, like your gf), she ought to try to lose it, not only because it will make her more marketable but because it's good for her health.

Anyway, I applaud you, luv, for trying to lose some weight and I hope you are able to stay motivated and stick with it. And, btw, I assume you already brush your hair and try to dress nice (without breaking the bank, of course). I was just using those as examples.

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5362347)

How the hell do you think asians have been drawing white men to the brown side all these years?

Maybe next you can invent the wheel for us.

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 5362354)

THAT explains why all the guys who play ping pong at Katipans sport wood.

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 5362354)

THAT explains why all the guys who play ping pong at Katipans sport wood.

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5362367)

My personality can be a little raw around the edges but my pussy is a helluva speller.

Originally Posted by XXXshogunXXX (Post 5362410)

bastoos

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5362429)

Way better than that.

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 5362309)

ROFL

Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 5362296)

Educate my shelf? Why I will! And I'll school my credenza while I'm at it! I'll teach my cupola and tutor my tables!

I'll show them all what happens to trolls who register only to post links to bullshit sites.
They can learn first-hand what happens to an errand boy sent by grocery clerks!

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 5362478)

VP knocks it out of the park over in DC



I'm off to mentor a mezzanine.

Originally Posted by XXXshogunXXX (Post 5362447)

way more bastoos?

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5362590)

Is that an offer?