You're the one lying here

Would you provide ketchup?

Well, fine. I don't have to convince you otherwise. But yeah, I'm a woman and plenty of people here have known that for a very long time. In fact, since I arrived.

I thought you knew, you were the one that told me?

If they asked for it yes, I'm a good friend. I would, however, recommend they don't use any sauce.

Pics or GTFO

I'm fine if you don't wanna believe me. Really. It's not that important to me.

You're part of the SAE Frat aren't you?!?!?!

I don't think you're a female. If so, I hope I wasn't rude to you at one point. I can be a real asshole.

I don't recall either happening.

ROFL

I graduated from an art school that didn't have any or sororities for that matter. So I don't think so.

I love how folks envision others on the net.

Why try to talk them out of it?

Admit it, seeing someone eat a primo cut cooked to shoe leather and doused in ketchup would give you a twinge. Maybe not as big as FMB's, but big enough that future alternative meals are at least in the back of the mind.

Perhaps this is PTSD from hashing this out with the SO in the past, just a little?

LMAO

I knew Inmem's head would explode as soon as he figured out BEP was a woman.

You're lying too.

What kind of sick game are you guys playing on me?

It honestly wouldn't bother. Sometimes I dip my filets mignons in horseradish.