His avatar is 100 dollar bills

So glad that douche isn't the qb in KC

Stick to doing things you do well, whatever the hell that may be.

I forgot to include in your response from this morning, that if you were my dad, I bet I could find a way to record your grouchy reaction to 2 Girls 1 Cup. I'd retaliate your "smack to the head" with some annoying shit... probably give you a bunch of purple, milky nurples or something. :D I can't really remember, for it's been 5 years, but I probably had to avoid a couple of smacks to the head and annoy the shit out of my dad in order for him to sit down and watch the clip...and record it. He was all sorts of pissed because he was glued to his game of Spider Solitaire at the time. My poor, authoritarian father somehow raised a dumbass Donkey Kong dude in me.

There's a very good probabilty that you could kick my ass, but you would not get me to watch something that I don't want to.

LMAO

My response was basically my way of saying, "dude, I responded to your posts from earlier and it was a lot of fun... I literally laughed my ass off thinking of talking to my dad and getting him riled up by saying, 'DUDE! DAD! Someone online is talking SMACK about you!!! They called you a PANSY!!!' His response would be hilarious." Didn't know if you had read that one or not... I was cracking up this morning at your responses.

So basically, if you had a gorilla attempting to annoy you into watching 2 Girls 1 Cup, you'd maintain your stance and devotion to not seeing it, similar to this:

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If so, propsicles to you, Mr. milkman.

Propsicles are ****ing awesome
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Carry us Sauto. Take us away from the blasphemy.

Help us JASONSAUTO. You're our only hope.

Blow me

Sorry guys I can't commit to anything right now... My Internet goes out for hours every time someone calls my house.

Supposed o be here tomorrow to see what's wrong
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Lemon Party ....seen the pic. I'm assuming it's in reference to Jack Lemon? LMAO
BME Pain Olympics.......jesus. that can't be real....can't it?

I wonder the same thing... It looks...weird. All that ball-gravy splurting all over the floor. Weird.

Somebody roast something!!!!!

Watch EFUKT dude best shit ever NSFW

Can't find a woman.

Not surprised.

**** you Milkman. Peyton Manning is not a choker. He just gets beat by better teams.

You just now saw it? I thought you saw Lemon party last night. ROFL

It appears im talking to one right now

?

Dayze is baked out of his mind again

You're giddy about that aren't you

"Mom, I think a woman talked to me online!"

"I wonder if like, the reason you never see a snake wearing a sweater vest, is like because the dude doesn't have any arms. You gonna hit this"?

I thought you were called milkman from all the estrogen you spew on here?

Billay, what do you do....?

Are you in school? Do you have a career? I don't know if you're 18 or 38.

Just curious.

/no homo

T hat is actually a good question lol

Billay tries hard
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LEAVE BILLAY ALONE!!!!!

Perhaps you should have looked up the definition of "man" when you stumbled onto "estrogen" in the dictionary

I am gonna say mid to lower late 20s Jr High PE teacher

NSFW...

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Is that the episode where he took the job as a janitor?

I knew rico would love that show. **** yeah it is. Shit winds are blowing boy!

I want to cum on your bald head

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There's a shit-storm coming, Mr. Lahey!

Haha dude...one of my favorite shows evar. I got the entire series for Christmas a few years ago along with the movies.

Damn it is big enough he can stick his whole head in there.....

Mr.Tomahawk I graduated with a pretty useless degree I just started working with a logistics company. Its boring work but it pays well.

How about you man?

My gas is the fury tonight. I would not be surprised if it peels the paint off the walls. Extra hot sauce bringeth forth the stench of death ROFL

We all have our fantasies.

I'm an architect that specializes in higher-ed and stadium design.

High five!

LMAO "High Five"

No you arent

Sure.

As you wish.

Do you work with the Dunns?

The GC?

Yes. I was surprised to hear a higher up in the city trash them.

Hmmm.

Duno what that is about. But we work with them often on local projects, obviously.

Sounds like he wants to be Eskimo brothers

I want to attend a cheeseburger picnic

I want to go to The Dirty Burger.

3 burgers rico?

Roasts, god damn it, roasts.

I have not heard from snr. I will jump back in if I have to.

Rico roast timbone

TimBone roast rico

I think we've all seen that I'm not a talented roaster.

Hmm....

You think we can do this, Timbone? My one and only CP facebook friend...??? I don't know if I can be mean to you, McTimmerson.

Fine both roast Sweet Daddy Hate or Chocolate Hog and I will pick a winner

Who is SDH these days? I know he was banned, but did he come back as a mult? He was pretty active last year.

Haven't spotted him. I am sure he is around. If someone can be kind and reveal to us his new handle would be great.

Have also heard a rumor he is Zarth ' s brother or cousin

That wouldn't surprise me

haha...I couldn't do it, man. I like you too much, plus I suck at roasts.

Although I do think my line about HoustonWhoDat being polite to a black guy and then walking away considering himself a great humanitarian was a great line. **** y'all if you didn't like it.

ROFL

SDH was a Clay mult.

Dude, he came to a bash. And a tailgate. We're FB friends.

We are not related. Other than the fact we both love Star Wars and hate the Chiefs.

I think this might be the first time you have ever openly admitted to hating the Chiefs.

His inner Lil Chiefy is begging to come out

:p

Do you feel love when you watch them? ROFL

Will bone man make the top 50?

No not necessarily love maybe favoritism, but there isn't hate there.

My body temperature is 98.3 degrees. What do you all make of that?

You're normal, ****er.

Doesn't the dude have long hair and is like, goth kind of?

How often does CP do tailgates?

I was a drunken buffoon the last time I was at a Chiefs game, which was the 49ers vs. Chiefs preseason game. I impregnated my wife that night and she had a miscarriage. Anyways, I thought I saw Saul Good there, but in retrospect, it probably wasn't him. There was this dude in the front row (I was like 3 rows back) with a Chiefs jersey and on the back it read, "Salgood." I don't remember there ever being a Chief player with that name. In my drunken buffoon stupor, the entire ****ing game, like every couple minutes, I would be all like, "Sauuullllllll Goooooooddddd!!!!!," "DUUUUDE, YOU GONNA DO ANY ROASTS SAUL GOOD?!?!," "Your the shit, SAUL GOOD!!!!!" "HEY EVERYONE!!! THIS SAUL GOOD DUDE YOU SEE UP HERE...HIS JOKES GET STOLEN BY JIM ROME!!!! THAT'S SAUUUUULLLLL GOOOODDDDD!!!!" etc. The dude looked like he was half African American or something and very professional looking...had wide-rimmed glasses and was annoyed as shit by me....kept on rolling his eyes every time I blurted something at him. He never acknowledged me until he got up and left after the game. He was walking up the steps and I was all like, "SAULLLLL GOOOD!!!! WUSSUP DUDE!!!!!!" And he just nodded, straight faced and was like, "not much, have a good night, man."

To this day, I wonder if the dude with the Salgood jersey was Saul Good. Probably not because I think I recall Saul Good writing somewhere that his name derived from "it's all good."

Are you one of those Lachey girls or are you that tall, blonde, goateed, monotone doofus-looking dude?

lol, Rico is a nut.

How could you not love that dude?

Well that got dark really fast.