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Frazod 05-25-2013 07:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9709489)
On the contrary, both of my parents are very successful, non-alcoholics....

I'm not sure why I drink so much? I think it's because I love pussy.
I know exactly why you drink so much. I also know why you buy beer for everybody else - it's almost the same as having real friends, isn't it?

Cheers! :toast:

Hammock Parties 05-25-2013 07:24 PM
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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9709475)
What do you drink? I need to know so I can abstain. Don't want to become stupid.
I rarely drink, but when I do, it's either gin and tonic, or a long island.

Hootie 05-25-2013 07:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9709493)
I know exactly why you drink so much. I also know why you buy beer for everybody else - it's almost the same as having real friends, isn't it?

Cheers! :toast:
Almost.

Simply Red 05-25-2013 07:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9709482)
The biggest issue I have w/ the Reaper post is that I'm fairly certain you have to have actually seen pictures of Reaper by now, and you make it seem like you can tell what he looks like based on his posting style.


I see what you mean - but I think it requires some volunteered imagination - it's funny and well assembled. I've had a hard-on for Hootie for longer than four hours now, and I think i may need to go see the doctor.

ShortRoundChief 05-25-2013 07:25 PM
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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9709469)
You're missing out here, Clay. Alcohol could really take the edge off your miserable existence. I mean, look at Hootie - his life is only slightly less useless than yours, but he stays happy because he's been drunk every day since junior high.

You're not going to be able to afford good beer, but that's okay - drink enough of it quickly, and it all tastes the same.
The ****er reminds me of Ben Stillers character in Dodge Ball. Fat ****er, loses weight (but is a miserable person) and then at the end becomes fat again.

Clay is White Goodman.

Hootie 05-25-2013 07:26 PM
I swear on my life I've never knowingly seen pictures of Reaper. Swear to anything. If I'm lying God will make sure I never have sex again.

Hootie 05-25-2013 07:27 PM
The only thing I had heard was he had long hair.

ShortRoundChief 05-25-2013 07:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9709494)
I rarely drink, but when I do, it's either gin and tonic, or a long island.

I recommend drinking more and talking less.

Frazod 05-25-2013 07:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9709498)
The ****er reminds me of Ben Stillers character in Dodge Ball. Fat ****er, loses weight (but is a miserable person) and then at the end becomes fat again.

Clay is White Goodman.
I've actually never seen that. I'll have to watch it sometime.

ShortRoundChief 05-25-2013 07:27 PM
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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9709500)
I swear on my life I've never knowingly seen pictures of Reaper. Swear to anything. If I'm lying God will make sure I never have sex again.
Suddenly the CEO of a Rufie company almost had a heart attack.

Hammock Parties 05-25-2013 07:37 PM
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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9709469)
You're missing out here, Clay. Alcohol could really take the edge off your miserable existence. I mean, look at Hootie - his life is only slightly less useless than yours, but he stays happy because he's been drunk every day since junior high.

You're not going to be able to afford good beer, but that's okay - drink enough of it quickly, and it all tastes the same.
I assure you I can afford whatever I want to drink.

I simply enjoy life sober most of the time.

Unlike a ton of you fat old pathetic ****s, I don't need to be inebriated on a regular basis to enjoy life.

Frazod 05-25-2013 07:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9709521)
I assure you I can afford whatever I want to drink.

I simply enjoy life sober most of the time.

Unlike a ton of you fat old pathetic ****s, I don't need to be inebriated on a regular basis to enjoy life.
That's why you're arguing with fat old pathetic ****s on the internet on Saturday night, right? LMAO

Don't worry, little clay. Mommy's upstairs with some tissues. She'll wipe away your lonely tears.

Hammock Parties 05-25-2013 07:44 PM
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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9709526)
That's why you're arguing with fat old pathetic ****s on the internet on Saturday night, right? LMAO
Who's arguing?

You're welcome to get shitfaced to forget the fact that you're fat and balding, I'll remain sober.

RunKC 05-25-2013 07:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9709494)
I rarely drink, but when I do, it's either gin and tonic, or a long island.
I recommend Bombay.

Frazod 05-25-2013 07:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9709529)
Who's arguing?

You're welcome to get shitfaced to forget the fact that you're fat and balding, I'll remain sober.
Yeah, it's not really arguing. It's just you being your typical, ****y, maladjusted, lonely-loser self.

Oh, and it's not balding - it's bald. And trust me, I'd rather relive the worst day of my life over and over than spend five minutes as you on your best one. :thumb:

RunKC 05-25-2013 07:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9709529)
Who's arguing?

You're welcome to get shitfaced to forget the fact that you're fat and balding, I'll remain sober.
Coincidentally, the happiest friends I have are balding. And they have hot gf's/wives.

AussieChiefsFan 05-25-2013 07:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9709529)
Who's arguing?

You're welcome to get shitfaced to forget the fact that you're fat and balding, I'll remain sober.
Quote:
Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9709537)
Yeah, it's not really arguing. It's just you being your typical, ****y, maladjusted, lonely-loser self.

Oh, and it's not balding - it's bald. And trust me, I'd rather relive the worst day of my life over and over than spend five minutes as you on your best one. :thumb:
Have you two even ever met each other? LMAO

Hammock Parties 05-25-2013 07:50 PM
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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9709537)
Yeah, it's not really arguing. It's just you being your typical, ****y, maladjusted, lonely-loser self.
I'm at work, dipshit.

Drink yourself into oblivion.

Frazod 05-25-2013 07:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9709540)
I'm at work, dipshit.

Drink yourself into oblivion.
Congratulations!

Are you a bellhop, too? LMAO

And I rarely drink now. Although I did have a glass of 312 last night.

Frazod 05-25-2013 07:52 PM
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Originally Posted by AussieChiefsFan (Post 9709539)
Have you two even ever met each other? LMAO
No. Have you?

Donger 05-25-2013 07:53 PM
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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9709473)
At least I'm not fat and my parents love me. How about you, Frazod?
Do your parents have extremely low expectations?

Hammock Parties 05-25-2013 07:54 PM
Listen, frazod, I've always liked you.

But someone in this thread mentioned your fatness. I extended a helping hand, some motivation and you got all bitchy, and now we have this big mess.

You're not a nice person. I try to help you to be a little nicer, but you just shit on it because you can't handle criticism.

Come on, man.

ShortRoundChief 05-25-2013 07:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9709521)
I assure you I can afford whatever I want to drink.

I simply enjoy life sober most of the time.

Unlike a ton of you fat old pathetic ****s, I don't need to be inebriated on a regular basis to enjoy life.
Says the guy who is so scared of gaining a pound that he probably throws up after eating.

Frazod 05-25-2013 07:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9709544)
Do your parents have extremely low expectations?
At this point I assume they'd be happy if he can make it to 30 without catching an incurable STD or knocking up some underage trailer park skank.

Hammock Parties 05-25-2013 07:56 PM
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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9709547)
Says the guy who is so scared of gaining a pound that he probably throws up after eating.
I enjoy good food and drink. I just know how to moderate my intake.

Frazod 05-25-2013 07:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9709546)
Listen, frazod, I've always liked you.

But someone in this thread mentioned your fatness. I extended a helping hand, some motivation and you got all bitchy, and now we have this big mess.

You're not a nice person. I try to help you to be a little nicer, but you just shit on it because you can't handle criticism.

Come on, man.
Gochiefs the life coach. Yes, we could all learn a thing or two from you, couldn't we? :D

AussieChiefsFan 05-25-2013 07:58 PM
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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9709543)
No. Have you?
Yet you're going at each other like there's no tomorrow. LMAO

ShortRoundChief 05-25-2013 07:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9709550)
I enjoy good food and drink. I just know how to moderate my intake.
You should learn how to moderate your output.

Hammock Parties 05-25-2013 07:59 PM
Frazod is a shitty person. Yet in spite of it all, I like him. I like him very much.

What does that say about me?

I'm a swell guy.

Direckshun 05-25-2013 07:59 PM
To be fair, a man's worth should be measured by the peace in his heart.

That still doesn't say much for our friend frazod. But it's worth mentioning.

Hammock Parties 05-25-2013 07:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9709554)
You should learn how to moderate your output.
Then we wouldn't have threads like this one.

Frazod 05-25-2013 08:00 PM
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Originally Posted by AussieChiefsFan (Post 9709553)
Yet you're going at each other like there's no tomorrow. LMAO
The best part is the reason - he got butthurt over a disagreement in the Star Trek movie thread.

I shit you not.

Frazod 05-25-2013 08:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 9709556)
To be fair, a man's worth should be measured by the peace in his heart.

That still doesn't say much for our friend frazod. But it's worth mentioning.
Rest assured, I am not your friend. :)

ShortRoundChief 05-25-2013 08:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9709555)
Frazod is a shitty person. Yet in spite of it all, I like him. I like him very much.

What does that say about me?

I'm a swell guy.
Delusional.
Oblivious.
Delirious.
Syphilis.

Mr. Flopnuts 05-25-2013 08:00 PM
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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9709560)
The best part is the reason - he got butthurt over a disagreement in the Star Trek movie thread.

I shit you not.
I wouldn't shit you. It'd hurt!

Hammock Parties 05-25-2013 08:01 PM
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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9709560)
The best part is the reason - he got butthurt over a disagreement in the Star Trek movie thread.

I shit you not.
It has absolutely nothing to do with that.

Frazod 05-25-2013 08:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9709563)
Delusional.
Oblivious.
Delirious.
Syphilis.
DODS?

splatbass 05-25-2013 08:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9709417)
Yep, just not healthy either. Fat people drink beer so I abstain.
I work out every day, and at 51 I guarantee I'm in better shape than you at whatever young age you are. And I drink beer, ****wad.

AussieChiefsFan 05-25-2013 08:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9709560)
The best part is the reason - he got butthurt over a disagreement in the Star Trek movie thread.

I shit you not.
lol alrighty then.

Carry on.

Hammock Parties 05-25-2013 08:02 PM
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Originally Posted by splatbass (Post 9709568)
I work out every day, and at 51 I guarantee I'm in better shape than you at whatever young age you are. And I drink beer, ****wad.
It's true that it's possible to drink beer and be healthy. I just choose not to, since I see so MANY fat people are beer-swilling morons.

Frazod 05-25-2013 08:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9709566)
It has absolutely nothing to do with that.
I told you to go watch the Plinkett review that explains in terms simple enough for you to understand how a science fiction movie should be plotted, and you blew a microchip over it.

I guess this is sort of like when you turned on Phil, although thankfully I never took you under my wing - I merely tolerated you.

Hammock Parties 05-25-2013 08:04 PM
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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9709575)
I told you to go watch the Plinkett review that explains in terms simple enough for you to understand how a science fiction movie should be plotted, and you blew a microchip over it.
You are completely wrong.

FYI, Plinkett shat all over Star Trek.

Mr. Flopnuts 05-25-2013 08:04 PM
You know, there are 3 kinds of people in the world. Those that can count, and those that can't!

splatbass 05-25-2013 08:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9709494)
I rarely drink, but when I do, it's either gin and tonic, or a long island.
Gin & tonic, which has been my favorite mixed drink since before you were born, has more calories than beer, dumbshit. Tonic water is full of sugar like a soda.

Direckshun 05-25-2013 08:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9709578)
You know, there are 3 kinds of people in the world. Those that can count, and those that can't!
And ****tards.

Don't forget the ****tards.

****tard.

Hammock Parties 05-25-2013 08:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by splatbass (Post 9709579)
Gin & tonic, which has been my favorite mixed drink since before you were born, has more calories than beer, dumbshit. So does a long island ice tea.
Yeah, but you don't need to drink a shit ton of them to get drunk.

AussieChiefsFan 05-25-2013 08:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9709578)
You know, there are 3 kinds of people in the world. Those that can count, and those that can't!
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instanc...x/36515827.jpg

Mr. Flopnuts 05-25-2013 08:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 9709581)
And ****tards.

Don't forget the ****tards.

****tard.
This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine!

Direckshun 05-25-2013 08:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9709584)
This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine!
LMAO

Why is that funny. I have no idea. But it is.

Hammock Parties 05-25-2013 08:07 PM
Flopnuts is prolly drunk.

Direckshun 05-25-2013 08:08 PM
I'm well on my way.

Who wants to fight.

I'd start a DC thread if I believed it'd get any action on a Saturday night.

splatbass 05-25-2013 08:09 PM
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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9709554)
You should learn how to moderate your output.
LMAO

ShortRoundChief 05-25-2013 08:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9709584)
This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine!
Hmmmm. I'm watching Con Air and they just sang that.

ShortRoundChief 05-25-2013 08:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 9709589)
I'm well on my way.

Who wants to fight.

I'd start a DC thread if I believed it'd get any action on a Saturday night.
Fighting with you is not difficult. You have comprehension. Fighting with Clay is like beating a bowl of pudding. The harder you hit, the more pudding you get on your hands.

Planetman 05-25-2013 08:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9709578)
You know, there are 3 kinds of people in the world. Those that can count, and those that can't!
ROFL

splatbass 05-25-2013 08:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9709582)
Yeah, but you don't need to drink a shit ton of them to get drunk.
1 beer = 1 mixed drink = 1 glass of wine when it comes to amount of alcohol.

Hootie 05-25-2013 08:12 PM
Am I the best thing that ever happened to the planet?

LiveSteam 05-25-2013 08:13 PM
SKATE OR DIE!

Hammock Parties 05-25-2013 08:13 PM
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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9709599)
Am I the best thing that ever happened to the planet?
2nd best

ShortRoundChief 05-25-2013 08:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9709599)
Am I the best thing that ever happened to the planet?
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/-CZOKoVUTD0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

LiveSteam 05-25-2013 08:13 PM
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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9709599)
Am I the best thing that ever happened to the planet?
lip service

Direckshun 05-25-2013 08:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9709599)
Am I the best thing that ever happened to the planet?
Spoiler alert -- hootie is his own #1 poster in this list.

LiveSteam 05-25-2013 08:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9709602)
2nd best Justin Bieber EVER
FYP

tooge 05-25-2013 08:18 PM
This thread is delivering as promised. It reminds me of the roast scene in Liar Liar. Do me Hootie, do me!

KcMizzou 05-25-2013 08:18 PM
This thread is completely ****ed up... yet oddly interesting.

10/10 on the entertainment scale.

ShortRoundChief 05-25-2013 08:18 PM
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Originally Posted by LiveSteam (Post 9709611)
FYP
Keep casting. Fish aint biting yet

Direckshun 05-25-2013 08:19 PM
That is probably one of the finest scenes in all of cinema.

There's, like, "Rosebud" in Citizen Kane, "here's looking at you kid" in Casablanca, and the roast scene in "Liar Liar."

LiveSteam 05-25-2013 08:20 PM
Clay Cyrus

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1079356/th...RCUT-570.jpg?6

tooge 05-25-2013 08:21 PM
And the WOP scene with Dennis Hopper in True Romance.

Direckshun 05-25-2013 08:24 PM
Or the chest bursting scene from Alien.

OrtonsPiercedTaint 05-25-2013 08:24 PM
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Originally Posted by LiveSteam (Post 9709618)
Justin Bieber does drag, big surprise.

Hammock Parties 05-25-2013 08:24 PM
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Originally Posted by LiveSteam (Post 9709618)
The ****, dude.

My hair looks absolutely nothing like that.

LiveSteam 05-25-2013 08:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9709628)
The ****, dude.

My hair looks absolutely nothing like that.
Not the hair Clay. The eyes

Hammock Parties 05-25-2013 08:26 PM
Thank you.

SPchief 05-25-2013 08:27 PM
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Originally Posted by LiveSteam (Post 9709630)
Not the hair Clay. The eyes
And the lipstick

LiveSteam 05-25-2013 08:27 PM
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Originally Posted by SPchief (Post 9709634)
And the lipstick
Yes that to

LiveSteam 05-25-2013 08:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9709632)
Thank you.
Dnt thank me. Thank Maybelline

Mr. Flopnuts 05-25-2013 08:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9709587)
Flopnuts is prolly drunk.
**** you. I TOLD you. I'm refraining right now and am. Had a couple last night, first in a week.

Mr. Flopnuts 05-25-2013 08:49 PM
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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9709592)
Hmmmm. I'm watching Con Air and they just sang that.
ROFL What's funny is I'm not, but I remember it.

Mr. Flopnuts 05-25-2013 08:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9709602)
2nd best
Eat my butthole with a serrated spoon.


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