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ShortRoundChief 06-27-2013 10:07 AM
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Originally Posted by cosmo20002 (Post 9779212)
Just some friendly advice:

The entire second paragraph is questionable, but the part in bold--completely unecessary. No ones cares about what you guys weighed, and unless his junk fell out of his leotard thing and you started fondling him, no one cares about the the details of your wrestling practice and it isn't relevant whatsoever.

The third paragraph could also be cut down.
Why could you possibly want to read about some dudes junk falling out of his leotard while wrestling another dude.

I'm with cut the whole paragraph completely and keep it in the straight section of literotica.

ShortRoundChief 06-27-2013 10:09 AM
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Originally Posted by KC native (Post 9779219)
I prefer the term Wexican.
"Out in the west Texas town of El Paso, I fell in love with a Wexican girl..."

cosmo20002 06-27-2013 10:09 AM
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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 9779216)
these message shortening tips have been brought to you by cosmo

cosmo - for when you just have to shorten that post
Just trying to help. I'd like to read more of his posts, but I have a short attention span and just can't always make it. Still haven't been able to get through that last roast of his.

DaKCMan AP 06-27-2013 10:12 AM
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Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 9779125)
That is some good advice. I'm done with this thread.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ygFiFAF6Li...ng+my+ball.JPG

rico 06-27-2013 10:13 AM
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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9779226)
Why could you possibly want to read about some dudes junk falling out of his leotard while wrestling another dude.

I'm with cut the whole paragraph completely and keep it in the straight section of literotica.
I'm assuming your a Nancy-pantsy pumpkin pusher? Meh, that's alright...to be honest, the basketball players were much more supportive of us (attending our events) than we were of them...so I've never been the "argh, I'm a wrassler, I hate basketball players! Basketball is for wussies!" type.

Rausch 06-27-2013 10:14 AM
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Originally Posted by rico (Post 9779174)
Not Mexican. Mostly English.
Well, that's not good...

ShortRoundChief 06-27-2013 10:14 AM
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Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP (Post 9779239)
Somebody should yell at that girl

LITTLE GIRL WATCH OUT!!!!

YOU'RE WALKING INTO THE FIRE PIT!!!

cosmo20002 06-27-2013 10:15 AM
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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9779226)
Why could you possibly want to read about some dudes junk falling out of his leotard while wrestling another dude.
"Want to" might be a bit strong. Just trying to think of something, anything, that might make reading about his wrestling practice more interesting. I mean, that would be kind of unusual, wouldn't it? Or is that common in wrestling?

DaKCMan AP 06-27-2013 10:15 AM
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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9779246)
Somebody should yell at that girl

LITTLE GIRL WATCH OUT!!!!

YOU'RE WALKING INTO THE FIRE PIT!!!
:LOL:

ShortRoundChief 06-27-2013 10:17 AM
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Originally Posted by rico (Post 9779242)
I'm assuming your a Nancy-pantsy pumpkin pusher? Meh, that's alright...to be honest, the basketball players were much more supportive of us (attending our events) than we were of them...so I've never been the "argh, I'm a wrassler, I hate basketball players! Basketball is for wussies!" type.
Dude I'm 5'6"

I got about as much mad basketball skills as Betty White.

Rausch 06-27-2013 10:17 AM
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Originally Posted by rico (Post 9779210)
Phobia is really fast.
Mormons envy his ability to reproduce...

rico 06-27-2013 10:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 9779245)
Well, that's not good...
Yeah...Donger-ville.

The anti-Donger's descendants are from Donger-ville.

http://s3.amazonaws.com/quotefully_p...3b10052d_small

"Crazy world."

ShortRoundChief 06-27-2013 10:20 AM
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Originally Posted by cosmo20002 (Post 9779247)
"Want to" might be a bit strong. Just trying to think of something, anything, that might make reading about his wrestling practice more interesting. I mean, that would be kind of unusual, wouldn't it? Or is that common in wrestling?
LMAO

You know nothing about wrestling and the thing that jumps out at you as possibly interesting with 2 sweaty males rolling around the ground is the potential for an escaping leg snake?

Bet you're happy DOMA got struck down.



:p

rico 06-27-2013 10:21 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by cosmo20002 (Post 9779247)
"Want to" might be a bit strong. Just trying to think of something, anything, that might make reading about his wrestling practice more interesting. I mean, that would be kind of unusual, wouldn't it? Or is that common in wrestling?
Have you ever seen two wrestlers talk wrestling with each other?

Yeah, many are long-winded. I've been an avid poster on wrestling message boards for 13 years....Probably where I get the verbosity.

rico 06-27-2013 10:25 AM
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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9779255)
Dude I'm 5'6"

I got about as much mad basketball skills as Betty White.
She's got mad skills, bruh.

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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9779265)
LMAO

You know nothing about wrestling and the thing that jumps out at you as possibly interesting with 2 sweaty males rolling around the ground is the potential for an escaping leg snake?

Bet you're happy DOMA got struck down.



:p

Haha, shee-it....the wrestling is gay implication. I guarantee wrestling has the lowest percentage of gay participants when compared to any other sport. Especially "closet gay" participants. You know why? Because their presumed fear of noticeable public arousal.


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