Got my first ever hit playing softball tonight!

It's been a good day!

What a ****ing day.

This is what I've been waiting months for? The football gods have no mercy.

My comment actually had nothing to do yesterday.

Just had a really shitty day at work. Now I have to be in class, take a test, and do work for a mock trial. I just want to go home. I want to read. I want to go to bed. Just have to survive three more hours of class.

"I don't need no job. I got my millionaire baby to take care of me."

Said by a guy who showed up in our office wearing a wife beater, and whose child has a special needs trust.

PUMA is having a 40% off sale, including clearance items.

Just ordered 3 pairs of shoes + a hat for $110.

Awesome.

http://www.shop.puma.com/sale/men/42000,en_US,sc.html
Coupon code: PUMASEP40

Do soccer cleats work for softball?

Soccer shoes don't have a front cleat.


- CFoD -

http://www.shop.puma.com/Women/Footw...30%26start%3D0

Looking at these. However, I'm not an avid player, so I can't see spending $70 on shoes whenever I wouldn't spend that much on other shoes.

I wonder if I could stop fapping till the Chiefs win a football game? Nah. **** that. Sunday is too far away....

The CFL could be racist. Lots of white guys on these 2 teams playing on NFLN.

That's because the black guys are talented enough to get jobs in the NFL, and the slow white guys have to play second fiddle and go to Canada.

I always thought a creative drinking game would be to watch any Paula Deen special on the Food Network and take a drink every time she says "y'all". But I think my new idea is to take a drink every time someone on this site types "Luck". After only one game, I bet it's been typed at least 500 times. A few more losses and, if the states of Kansas and Missouri take up my idea, the entire midwest could be shitfaced constantly.

That's somewhat like the old Bob Newhart Show drinking game from back in my youth. The rules were simple.

1. Every time some says 'Bob' you took a shot.

2. Every time some says 'Hi Bob' you chugged your beer.

It's amazing the number of times the phrase 'Hi Bob' was uttered in each episode.
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