Hey Guru, when did you change your screen name?

I hate dumb cameraman that refuse to lower the camera to show the hot girls legs.

I hate the ****ing mime who stands there pretending to pick my pocket and pretending to steal my girlfriend. I'd rather him really do it so I can **** his stupid ass up.

After the Chiefs Ravens game.

Wow and I just noticed a few weeks ago.

Pretty damn observant there. :)

I would've noticed if I still would've been posting with the night crew.

Yeah, you have been missing for quite some time at night.

Yeah, have a lady now. She's not a big fan of me spending countless hours on the net these day.

Don't let her take control now. :shake:

Lol, try not to. Actually, she spends quite a bit of time on here when shes at work.

On CP? Whats her username?

You know.......my friend is moving and wants me to help him and I really don't want too........whats a nice way to avoid it?

Washing your hair? :shrug:

Mecca tell him you can't cause of a knee flareup.

Kill him.

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

Future35

You are going to visit family.

Shouldn't that be reserved for your firstborn?

LOL.....he's a good friend of mine but I know how he is.....what his bills are what the rent is, well basically how him and his wife are and they're cutting the money so close taking nothing else into account.....

They'll be moving again in a few months, or living in the dark.......it's smart to move when you have a small kid your wifes pregnant and you don't make alot of money all while constantly missing work....

This guy told me she'd only be taking 2 weeks off work for the birth.....that shows you what his thoughts are when figuring income and bills...

...Oh, I know doing his nails, or going to Europe! That's the ticket!

Nah, we wanted to put something with dunit in it but sounded gay. So, we put future35 instead.

Are these the parents you have been telling me about? Regarding the lack of control of the kids?

I also enjoy how he didn't even ask me he calls and goes "your helping us move" that alone makes me not want to do it...

Definately hoping the fiance and I aren't going from paycheck to paycheck like they are when we have a child.

If it's the one about the kid running around naked and all that then yes.

This is the most activity I've seen out of this thread; so I'll leave so as to not kill it. :D

Now thats messed up.

Progressive Parents eh?

Atleast you'll go to work everyday........this guy didn't go to work 3 days memorial day week.....his reasoning "well I get time and a half and holliday pay so it's almost as much money" yes really.....

He's cutting money really close not taking into account he likes to drink and buy video games......I already know what's going to happen.

He thinks he can do that because we've been friends for like 11 years......either way I still don't like to be volunteered to help you move.

It's best to enjoy one another's company for a while before deciding to have children; my wife and I waited two years before having our first and those where two of the best years of our marriage. :D

Wow, if I got time a half and holiday pay I'd make sure to go to work the whole week to take advantage of the fat paycheck. Try to cut a bill in half. Two weeks ago I worked eight hours overtime and used that time and half to pay more off of a bill.

Smart man.

I'd tell him to go **** himself.

You're on the right track buddy. :thumb:

Yeah, we are wanting to finish school and get better jobs. But, if it happens we won't regret it and will enjoy it. I wouldn't be bothered at all if she became pregnant actually, would rather wait so we can have more cash.

...Definitely!

Thanks, not going to lie it sucked working the extra hours. But I did feel much better when I put an extra 60 dollars on a bill instead of the normal payment I make.

Yep; no such thing as accidents. IMO

Feel the same way when it comes to situations like that. If it happens, it was meant to happen.

Sounds like credit cards.

My friend didn't enjoy when I asked him if he knew what birth control was....

Exactly, it's not something you may want to do all the time but sometimes it becomes necessary.

Kays card, so yeah. It's cool, almost done paying it...much quicker then I thought I would.

wrap it before you tap it.

LOL!

Tell him about the morning after pill for men; it changes your blood type and DNA. :D

In other words, he didn't know.

LMAO

His wife has problems carrying children shes a high risk pregnancy at 23.......they have one kid she's had like 3 miscarriages.......I could only imagine what it would be like if she carried kids well......

This is the guy who when he said she was pregnant I said uh WTF.....and his EXACT words were "We hadn't been having sex and I was pissed so I came in her on purpose"

Like this was some sort of revenge, yes I'm dead serious.

My guess is, our taxes would be paying for stuff they needed.

He probably took a vow of celibacy like his father and grandfather before him.

Poor offspring doesn't have a chance.

Wow, did she cheat on him or is he just a moron?

Revenge? Seriously, what a dumbass.

...More then likely.

It's honestly like she's pregnant its another kid and he's like ho hum....like he doesn't comprehend that kids cost money what goes into that.....

I still can't believe he's someones dad to be honest with you.

He's had "suspicions" but nothing has ever been proven.........

You'd have to know them he sounds bad, she's 1000 times worse.....

Geeeez! :shake:

I should definately be in bed, have to work at 10 a.m.

Sounds like a match made in heaven.:rolleyes:

Both insecure?...never works out.

Me too, I have to be up in an hour and a half to get ready for work myself.

Those graveyard shifts would get old pretty quick.

Posting in your sleep again.

I work 5am to 5pm. It just takes me an hour and a half to get around. LOL!


Yep! LMAO


Nite Planet! :D

If I tell him I don't want to help him move he'll turn into his dad, and try to guilt trip me and act like I should just do it cause we're friends and I'm a bad guy if I don't.

That's total BS dude; don't give him that kind of power over you. Plan something with the wife and tell him you can't. :)

Which is exactly why he ISN"T your true friend.

Nite Planet!....For real this time. :)

I agree with what you're saying.....also I'm not married so that would be a problem planning something with my wife.

This whole thing is just stupid as hell.....why must I know people who don't fully think things through.

Does this make you an idiot magnet then? :)

Seriously though, don't just do it because he expects it. Hell, he never even asked you for help. Put him in his place and make sure he understands why you are upset.

Where You Bitches at

BEEN STANDIN AROUND SUCKIN ON MY BIG OL' CHILI DOG

It's just not the same.

here I am....

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yet!

sword fight in here?