sterile bro

Yet you slept on a piss soaked matress over and over and over again as each unconscious bar slut pissed on you and herself. You have hygiene problems among other things.

I'd wake up almost every morning after we went out and got ****ED up and her side would just be covered in pee...

the first time it happened, before we started dating...I remember waking up and like catching her pee as it was leaving her vagina...to try and keep it off of my side

then she woke up and was like..."it wasn't me!" and I was like..."uhm, my side is dry...you are literally sleeping on pee...and besides, I was catching it last night!"

she was pretty embarrassed, I thought it was pretty funny

she was hot, I didn't care

still don't care

PEE AWAY

You honestly think it was one bar slut? Come on man. Get a clue.

it was the same girl...and I didn't meet her at a bar, I met her at work

I am sure where you work has a bar, does it not? I am sure she got blasted drunk when you pounded her.

I don't understand the line of questioning.

we literally dated for a year...sometimes we'd be drunk, sometimes we'd be sober. That's kind of how relationships work, guy. Well, when you like to drink anyways.

I'm sure you don't.

You said you met her at work, does where you work have a bar? I said you met her at a bar. Does that clear it up for you?

there's a bar at Taco Bell?

I assumed you met her when you were a busboy. Didn't think about the career you had at a fast food joint. Sorry.

being a busboy at Taco Bell pays great benefits

and the women are terrific

it's somewhat bothersome to me that, as a Taco Bell busboy, I have more intelligence than you...a [insert job here]

you still haven't told me about this prominent, high paying job you currently hold. Please inform me!