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luv 09-02-2011 10:31 PM
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Originally Posted by 4th and Long (Post 7875394)
So, ... you don't like it? :(
Is it bad that I knew you would ask that?

4th and Long 09-02-2011 10:33 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 7875396)
I don't have the money to get a guy drunk enough for that.
Here we go again ...

You want me to give you a few pointers that don't involve beer and are almost guarenteed to work?

4th and Long 09-02-2011 10:33 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 7875399)
Is it bad that I knew you would ask that?
It's bad for me. I'm too predictable.

luv 09-02-2011 10:34 PM
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Originally Posted by 4th and Long (Post 7875400)
Here we go again ...

You want me to give you a few pointers that don't involve beer and are almost guarenteed to work?
Does it involve walking up to a guy and grabbing his junk?

4th and Long 09-02-2011 10:34 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 7875389)
You know, I have a tower I haven't used in years. Nothing was wrong with it when I stopped using it. I just started using my laptop exclusively. I haven't used it for a couple of years, and it was old before that. I don't even know what operating system is on it, or if I still have the cables required to power it up...lol.
When I first starting reading this, I was expecting a Rapunzel joke.

4th and Long 09-02-2011 10:35 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 7875404)
Does it involve walking up to a guy and grabbing his junk?
Nope.

And why is "junk" an acceptable term? Mine's old but it's far from being classified as junk.

luv 09-02-2011 10:38 PM
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Originally Posted by 4th and Long (Post 7875408)
Nope.

And why is "junk" an acceptable term? Mine's old but it's far from being classified as junk.
Oh, I know someone who says to go up and grab a guy's....uh, crotch. If he doesn't immediately pull away, the start gently massaging.

4th and Long 09-02-2011 10:41 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 7875410)
Oh, I know someone who says to go up and grab a guy's....uh, crotch. If he doesn't immediately pull away, the start gently massaging.
That only works in bars and crap like that. It's not even close to what I was going to suggest.

luv 09-02-2011 10:42 PM
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Originally Posted by 4th and Long (Post 7875412)
That only works in bars and crap like that. It's not even close to what I was going to suggest.
Personality gets a girl nowhere.

4th and Long 09-02-2011 10:47 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 7875413)
Personality gets a girl nowhere.
That's total bullshit but not where I was headed either. Give me just a moment to collect the 5 baby kittens I have wandering about so I can get back to my laptop.
Posted via Mobile Device

4th and Long 09-02-2011 10:55 PM
Speaking of which, anyone want a kitten?

4th and Long 09-02-2011 11:00 PM
I'm thinking luv left before I could impart my wisdom.

4th and Long 09-02-2011 11:01 PM
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Originally Posted by 4th and Long (Post 7875432)
Speaking of which, anyone want a kitten?
Anyone at all?
https://www.t-mobilepictures.com/mya...5025818000.jpg

Bugeater 09-02-2011 11:03 PM
Well, they do look delicious.

Dr. Johnny Fever 09-02-2011 11:07 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 7875410)
Oh, I know someone who says to go up and grab a guy's....uh, crotch. If he doesn't immediately pull away, the start gently massaging.
ftr any woman who would do that to me as an icebreaker I would assume will do it to about anyone... aka don't touch her with a 10 foot pole.


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