ChiefsPlanet - I have a date.

Oh yeah. I might throw them $50, first. Expensive, but could be worth it. I have several messages from horny MILFs already. Including one that's in my neighborhood, apparently. She just sent me a key to her "private
showcase."

These bitches are too far away. Don't know why they messaged me. Can't read it until I fork over ze monay.

They got you right where they want you. They set up fake profiles and send you tons of messages. Once you pay the girls stop talking and the messages stop coming. I hope you haven't already paid them.

Hammock Parties

12-19-2008 01:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 88TG88 (Post 5310291)

Nope.

Probably not going to now. But I KNOW AFF is legit. Most of the other sites are not.

Tribal Warfare

12-19-2008 02:00 AM

Let's go back to square one, what is the 1st thing that comes to mind when you approach to talk to a girl? It's probably ohh shit, I have no ****ing clue what to say. I hope I don't mess this shit up.

I'll tell you this most girls are thinking WTF does this guy want, I hope he isn't a desperate douche. Use that to your advantage and make fun of the situation, or act like a cocky comedian who's gimmick is I'm the baddest mother****er on earth in a light hearted way.

88TG88

12-19-2008 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5310294)

Nope.

Probably not going to now. But I KNOW AFF is legit. Most of the other sites are not.

Ya, there are a few real people on that site. But, they might still pull that little scam.

BWillie

12-19-2008 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5310294)

Nope.

Probably not going to now. But I KNOW AFF is legit. Most of the other sites are not.

It may be "legit", but it's alot like craigslist. Most of the profiles are fake so you are probably wasting your time.

ShortRoundChief

12-19-2008 02:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5310127)

Oh shit, access to her private showcase is free. I'm kind of grossed out. She claims to be 38.

http://img378.imageshack.us/img378/7412/grannyxu9.jpg

she's got man hands

mikey23545

12-19-2008 03:37 AM

Damn, that woman is as flat as an ironing board.

Hammock Parties

12-19-2008 05:01 PM

Wat.

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/8...hrhuty1ia6.jpg

Quote:

thought id toss a joke your way before i left for the holidays

a duck walks into a bar, the bartender says "Hey dude whats your name and how you doin today?" the duck says, "I'm Lewey, Im doing good been in and out of puddles all day, what more could a duck as for!"

another duck walks in the bartender askes "Hey dude what's your name and how you doin today?" the duck says, "I'm Duey, Im doing good been in and out of puddles all day, what more could a duck as for!"

the bartender questions, "Hey, what's your name and how you doin today?" the duck says in such a cute voice, "Hi, Im Puddles"

http://p1.hotornot.com/i/emoticons/smiley_grin.gif

have a great christmas!

unothadeal

12-19-2008 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5311862)

Wat.

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/8...hrhuty1ia6.jpg

She sent you that or you sent her that?

Hammock Parties

12-19-2008 05:14 PM

she sent me that

The Franchise

12-19-2008 05:16 PM

She looks like she's 18 and watches every season of the Hills.