AT THE END, NUMBNUTS.

GET ON THE BUS!

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First off I am really drunk, I ate some edibles, and admittedly I can’t sing so this is gonna be pretty rough on your ears. But there is at least some comedy in the lyrics. I chose a song by a guy who’s voice I couldn’t match and I apologize. That said... here’s my badly sung (but amazingly written) version on Titans are going down. Gonna post lyrics so you can kinda sing along.

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Chiefs are more than you bargained for yeah
They’re dying to show you
Everything you do is weak
Won’t be like the game in the 10th week
Arrowheads grass will be your mausoleum
You’re just a notch on our bedpost on the way to the Supee Bowl
Broken hearts shattered dreams
Cinderella’s season is over you’ve chosen the wrong team
You’re going down down in the championship round
Titans watch Mahomes balls swinging
Chiefs are number one and you’re bullshit
Maybe next year better get used to it
You’re going down down Titans are gonna drown
In multiple touchdowns on Sunday
Mahomes with another bullet
Chiefs destiny they’re gonna fulfill it
Chiefs are more than you bargained for yeah
Titans girlfriends are watching Travis Kelce
Wishing to be the friction in his jeans
Isn’t it messed up you think your team can just beat em
You’re just a notch in their bedpost on the way to win it all
Ugly fans, smell like cheese
These neck bears rednecks have chosen the wrong team
Your going down down in the championship round
Titans watch Mahomes balls swinging
Chiefs are number one and you’re bullshit
This ain’t your year better get used to it
Your going down down getting your pants pulled down
At midfield at Arrowhead
TYREEK faster than a bullet
Chiefs destiny they’re gonna fulfill it.

Uhhhh. I haven't listened to it, but with the disclaimer being overly negative... i just don't know what kind of response you want with all the assholes on this website.

Bruh delete that shit. We don't need that kind of awkward juju going into the AFCCG.

Clearly an imposter. Everyone knows all Chuefs fans are bald and overweight with goatees.

All this shit about how much better they are with Tannehill. Well guess our O was damn near unstoppable with a hobbled Mahomes and a make shift line. How the **** are the Titans going to stop our passing attack? That’s really the only question that matters. If they can, well, maybe Vrabel hacks his dick off. Otherwise...

The wheels on the bus go round and round!

this is awful

let me see if i can make it go viral on twitter

This could be our version of “Pants on the ground”.

soooo cruel...

Arghh! My ears !!!!!!!

this could be our friday friday

This is going to be me trying to fall asleep tonight.

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i got about 6 hours sleep last night

imma work out and fall asleep like a baby

almost forgot I have to stay up to start the game thread

PHEW!!!

Was Vrabel not an integral part of Belicheck's defense? A guy he trusted to not only lead the defense on this field but catch touchdowns for him? A part of three super bowl titles? A member of the team for 7 years. Belicheck absolutely has almost everything to do with how Vrabel coaches and plays the game of football. How many super bowls did he win with the Steelers, Texans or Chiefs?

I was about to ask who is starting the GDT. Did anybody post a thread for predictions?

Power run game, quick passes against the blitz, a decent tight end. Lots of play action. Sounds like Brady's first couple of seasons.

DO IT

Getting more confident the closer it gets to game time.

Chiefs win by 10! Let’s go boys!

IDK if I'll be able to sleep through tonight, boys. The anticipation is killing me.

I’m sorry but o warned you. Sunday Bloody Sunday. We’re coming you ****ing Titoons, and hell is coming with us!! No juju, no curses, none of that shit. Mike Vrabel, Mike Tyson, Tyson Fury.... it doesn’t ****ing matter. Chiefs by 10. **** the haters.

I’m pretty nervous. I don’t know if we can stop Henry tbh. I’ve been watching a lot of Titans highlights and he’s something different.

Our run d is softer than baby shit

That's not how coaching trees work.

We can't stop Henry. And they cant stop Mahomes + Reid + Hill + Kelce + Watkins. Passing is a more effective way to score.

That’s what I’m thinking. Get that early lead. The Titans are also a 2nd half team. What we do before halftime might determine how this game goes.

If we go in at the half tied or up like three and under 17 points I’ll start to feel some type of way

Hope our DBs are up to the task tomorrow. Ward cannot have another shaky performance.

I’m not worried about Tannehill.

The Titans are stubborn. They’re going to lean on Henry even if they get down early.

Tannehill might take a few shots off of PA but other than that the secondary needs to be coming up in run support, solid wrap up gang tackling. Just keep them eyes out the backfield so you don’t get toasted over the top by AJ Brown.

The only thing that really worries me is that the Titans know they can't just play us straight up toe to toe or they'll lose.

So Vrabel is probably going to roll the dice a lot - which actually could cause him to play much more closer to correct on 4th down than most coaches.

But more concerning they could go headhunting. No way they win 2 years ago w/o knocking Kelce out.

That's it. No injuries and no getting lucky on a bunch of big gambles and we win.

Okay, so Vrabel absorbed absolutely nothing from his time in New England. Belicheck has zero influence on how Vrabel got his rings under him. A coaching 🌲 is about various head coaches imparting thieir wisdom and scheme upon the team. You do not need the title of offensive or defensive coordinator or some other coaching position to acquire the same knowledge, Being part of a successful team as a player for multiple years you are going to have a shot at mastering the X's and o's. Otherwise guys like Tom Brady, Peyton Manning, Drew Brees and Aaron Rodgers wouldn't win super bowls. They are basically coaches on the field as well as half a dozen or more defensive players in the league.

You should be worried bout Tanne. Tomorrow is TANNE TIME!

That baby soft "D" can put the whole D in the Box...ain't stopping THE KING!!!

It will be sad when AJ toasting DeeZ

They don't need to stop Henry to win the game. Ball security and solid special teams will get the job done for the Chiefs.

It will come down to who has the ball last. I trust the defense will have two turnovers but they won’t be able to stop Henry.

It’ll come down to a FG in the last minute. I’m 60-40 in chiefs winning

They are pretty much undefeated when he goes over 100 yards.

That’s a ridiculous stat considering he’s rolling up 180 in the playoffs

Good luck to us I guess.

Everyone got a plan until you have to go out there and stop his ass

Bih don’t quote me. We Chiefs nation up in this bih

Patty Mahomie going for like 450 tomorrow, probably.

Maybe.

I GUARANTEE the refs are going to stop Henry a few times...two or three well-timed holding calls.

NFL wants to showcase Mahomes to the world...and if last year's NFCCG is any indication...they get what they want.

Sorry Titans...you're just not popular enough.

No, what I am saying is Tennessee cannot stop the Chiefs offense.

Henry ran for over 180 yards last time on the Chiefs. But the reason Tennessee won that game is a fumble by Damien Williams that went for a 50+ yard touchdown by the Titans defense. Henry had nothing to do with that play. And he had nothing to do with the 2 botched FG's by Chiefs special teams.

So I'll say it again. They don't need to stop Henry. They need to take care of the football (no fumbles, no INT's) and don't have any big mistakes on special teams.

Good to know your confidence is so high; kinda, maybe.
Good 'Ol Pat got what a little over 400 last time and still the Titans beat ya

Heard we're down there owning the night life like we'll own your souls tomorrow.

Just what till we bring Mary back out and run a "Special Duck 72 Doubel Spam Split"

Holding can be called on every play, so that will be interesting to see what they allow the Tennessee OL to do.

Your team got every conceivable break...a perfect fumble, KC drives stalled by penalties, a two play sequence where 3 chiefs players were hurt, a botched FG attempt, a 4th and 18 conversion, a 2 pt.conversion, a blocked FG...two starting OL out, Watkins dropping a 3rd down...and most importantly..a hobbled Mahomes barely missing Hill..

Change any one of the events and you likely lose...plus this AFCCG game is in Arrowhead. Do they realize how loud it's going to be tomorrow?

I remember reading the Titans forum after that game...and one member posted "I have no idea how we won that game". Not exactly a ringing endorsement....

Henry already got his 180 against KC...and it took a miracle(s) for them to win.

I’m guessing you probably saw some bar filled with Titans fans and got a boner because it’s more Tennessee fans than you’ve seen at your home stadium all season. Don’t worry, tomorrow your “king” finds out he’s nothing compared to a kingdom!

Frank Clark's presser was interesting...he literally called them out for holding.

A little divine foreshadowing?

Quit making excuses. Injuries are part of the game, ST are part of the game (if your ST can execute that's on you guys), if your defense allows 1st downs and 2 pt conversion sounds like they need to Titan Up. And if were counting drops then tack at least 12 points on the Titans game score for the 2 dropped int (see I can play "what if" too)

And Arrowhead...yeah that's place has been an achilles heal for the whole league come playoff time:cuss:

How's Titans 35 Chiefs 32 for an endorsement

I think they'll let them play unless it's closer than they like...then they get "Bortled".

I honestly cant see any way the NFL wants Tannehill/Titans in the SB...the whole world, outside of Nashville, will be "Meh".

The SB is QB driven...the last 17 AFC QBs were Roethliberger/Manning/Brady..with Flacco thrown in. That Ravens SB was the lowest rated in decades...

They need strong ratings after last years dumpster-fire...they are in a network contract year. The simply cant afford for the Titans to win...

chiefs by 14

You'll be gone in a few hours...once the universal scale re-balances.

The Cinderella slipper no longer fits the NFL's bloated foot...congrats though. Those were really entertaining games.

Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock.

That's your countdown to another season of mediocrity and indifference. Enjoy your wild fantasies in the meantime.

The lyrics were a little rough and in spots lacked coherence, but I really liked how you used a squeaky toy to enhance the song. Overall, you remind me a lot of a young Usher.

I know this is late but I was born in tennessee. But I moved to Miami before I was one. i was 10 when the oilers moved there. I never had a team. I liked a few players but that gave me a reason for a team.

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Good morning chef fans. Welcome to the last day of your season. Vrabels about to bring the pain to your stadium. Have fun freezing your asses off to watch king henry bulldoze your defense.

Just kidding guys. Good luck out there

NFL wants us in. We will be in.

Clark running his mouth is not good.

The pain? Is that what you’re calling your worst pass defense left in the playoffs? Matchup nightmare for the Titoons. Mahomes gonna put the torch on that dumpster fire! You’ll be back to posting as Knowmo by evenings end (unless you turn into a SF troll next).

Why? The stakes are as high as they can be. Defense has swagger, and that’s a great thing coming into the AFCCG. Both teams have layed out some bb material. Clark talking isn’t gonna transform the Titoons shitty pass D into a top 10 unit. Words are just words. Destiny is at the doorstep.

Promise me you'll come back for more 'good mornings' after we beat you?

Of course. I'll wish you guys a good morning tomorrow rain or shine

Bold Prediction: Damien Williams scores more TDs than Henry

Bolder Prediction: Damien Williams scores more TDs than the Titans

So ready for this bro. Pumped beyond belief. Hyu when I get off work.

With gametime approaching, i cant help but feel a little bad for you chef fans. Any other team i think you would beat, and punch that ticket to the super bowl.
The Titans are just too tough in the trenches for a finesse team.

LMAO this is definitely knowmo.

Sadly, we all know you’ll be logging out this afternoon. I’ll miss you.

me too! it's our time!

I hope we keep going at #44 Correa....that dude sucks. He makes Frank Zombo look like an all-pro....I've watched pretty much all of their Tannehill games, and that dude sucks....their pass rush sucks, and the are susceptible on the edges....

Word is Chris Jones status is still a mystery.

you're literally sharting out of your mouth.

Word is the Chiefs are going to **** up the Titans regardless.

:D
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My sources say he won't play. Henry may top 200

Last cold weather game the Titans played in they got fisted in Foxboro. Henry, 12 carries, 24 yards.

Yeah them Hawaiian quarterbacks....

Worried about Trannyhill? It's Trannytime!?

You ****ing queer.

And the Tits will still ****ing lose

That's what I hear.

You do realize the tits are undefeated when henry tops 100 yards right?

You do realize that Patrick Mahomes is going to put like 55 points on the board and the Titans won't be able to keep up, right? 5 hours and 20 minutes until you get your heart broke, queer.

I found in my coaching career, the ones hollerin queer are usually queer. Kinda like saying "who farted"