Kill yourself

Just said the same thing to my son HAHA

Lol @ fake punting up 24-7 on your side of the field

Patrick ****ing Mahomes you **** faces

Because KC has some of the dumbest fans on earth.

Keep your FOOT DOWN ANDY, DO NOT LET UP SCORE ON EVERY POSSESSION.

Everyone who left must be back.. Server is crashing again

Q1 = This team doing EVERYTHING (and I mean everything) wrong
Q2 = This team doing everything right

Can't let the Texans have hope. Need to get 7 more coming out of the half.

Mahomes takeover.

Over his dead body!

Super Bowl season

Yep

If we don’t give up downs attempting to run, they can’t stop us. **** the run when you have Mahomes and they can’t get consistent pressure.

Angry Mahomes is best Mahomes.

He needs to go.

So who’s willing to blow Dirty Dan??

Got the home game choke out of their system. New era of Chiefs with the QB of the century

He is worthless anymore.

So Mahomes got a shot at MVP? I couldn't give it to Lamar after that. Dereck Henry needs consideration as well.

this guy gets it!

#game on.

This is why we drafted him...


Unleash the Mahomes Device.

Put him on ignore. He's just become an annoying troll.

So glad I didn't throw the remote through my TV in the first quarter.

Patrick Mahomes has never lost a game by more than 7. That blowout first quarter was just voodoo black magic horseshit.

I've already told the wife to have 911 on standby because this damn game is gonna give me a heart attack!

:)

Damn ...

What. A. Game.

Were it not for the damn special teams errors, we'd be ahead by 21 points right now.

Keep your composure, boys.

FAX

and has been for a while

Its time to control and dominate

I really want to see a replay of that kickoff fumble. I could never tell exactly how it happened.

This thread should be mandatory reading in the study of this phenomenon.

Washed my mouth out with soap.

Take back what i said.

Keep this up....we got us a superbowl team.

For all of you little BEE-YATCHES
 

who got sand in your vaginas and were bitching whining like the little message board incel bee-atches that you are "durr same old chiefs durr chiefiest thing ever durr it's over we lost durr boo-hooo" ...SCREW YOU!! WE ARE COMING BACK AND WE ARE GOING TO WIN THIS GAME AND I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOUR FACES ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD AGAIN, NOW GTFOOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND GO CHIEFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


*****IT HAD TO BE-REPOSTED NOW THAT WE ARE AT HALFTIME, JUST FOR POSTERITY!!!!! IN YOUR FACE YOU DEFEATEST WHINY LITTLE FAKE CHIEFS FAN BEE-YATCHES!!!!!!!! :cuss::cuss::cuss:

Mitch said Sorenson ripped it out and it bounced to Thompson.

Sorenson may be the game MVP at this rate.

Yep. No conservative BS plays just let Mahomes continue to ball out

We are winning but Spags must figure out a way to get to Watson faster.

That open field tackle by Dirty Dan on the fake punt may go down as the play of this game if we win. So huge.

Dirty Dan and Travis Kelce having a great first half.

Recap first half :

Blown coverage gives Texans and easy 7

a blocked punt another 7

and a muffed punt 7

they get a freebee 3 but ...

We get a big time kickoff return and then it was all Showtime with 28 unanswered points.

is anyone else watching this game while wearing a Dino Hackett replica throwback jersey???

I'll vote for GoChiefs to start all game threads for now on.

Not D-Rob’s day, put him on the bench and give Hardman more snaps!

I TOLD YOU MOTHER****ERS!

ALSO: THIS SERVER SUCKS. I'VE BEEN TRYING TO POST AND HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE.

Y'all melting down when we were down 14 need to be reminded of your shame

Screw you Cowher. This has no back-and-forth feel to it at all. The D has given up 10 points. Stop making stupid plays on special teams and we're closing this game out already.

Niemann stood him up and Sorenson got his hand in there

The great thing about this is that Houston's points obviously came off fluke plays. The Chiefs' scores have been from dominance. The odds are in our favor in the second half.

My wife had to leave. I ask her who would give me CPR when I have a heart attack?

Seriously... you mean it’s only HALFTIME?

This is a weird vibe....

I mean... the Chiefs were up big against the Indy game and shat the bed.

I just don't know how to get a read right now, after being down 24-0.

Ah, thanks. I couldn't identify the players other than Sorensen.

Len Dawson throwback here.

I hope the defense takes some PCP at halftime.

I put on my Autograph #49 Tony Richardson jersey given to me as a gift .

I thought the same thing.

I came twice already but I’ll be ready to go after half....

You guys got this. Game over.

Why did Darwin stop when he got the ball?

Cmon nobody saw this coming. Down 24-0 it’s kinda dire straits from a fans perspective. I guess nobody should ever, ever doubt Patrick Mahomes.

I feel like I'm gonna puke and I haven't had a drink.

The Texans ready to take the Championship game back to Houston and then Mahomes shows up...

https://66.media.tumblr.com/9f428fe2...uc6yo1_500.gif

Waiting for a blocker

If we win, this might become my favorite game ever. So god damned epic.

Needing an emotional support dog right now

Exactly! Definitely need to get him more uncomfortable in the pocket. Watson too good with that much time.

The chiefs are winning this and a super bowl that is what is happening

Yes. CP scholars need to go through this thread like the Grand Maesters in game of thrones.

All who betray'd the kingdom shall be recorded and summarily executed hence forth

Hard to do, though.

Missing Jones up the middle badly and with Hopkins, Fuller & Stills hard to utilize the safety blitz to get pressure. Especially when you’re talking about blitzing likely HB and leaving the backend exposed without Thornhill out there.

Yes sir.

I can tell a lot has been consumed by the use of the word gambit,

Be safe.

I'm not going to lie. I was starting to worry when it was 24-0. I feel bad for that now.

Darwin still playing college rules. LOL ...

FAX

Dirty Dan always shows up in big time games. Can’t believe people wanted him gone in training camp

I used some Gates BBQ sauce on this crow.

Ooops. Just coughed up a stray feather.

On review it looked like he was waiting on a blocker and didn’t see the guy who tackled him.

I was trying to figure that out too. It’s like he needed to remind himself he was running the right way

Any chance they try an onsides kick?

Makes sense in several different ways.

lol Houston fans saw this

ROFL:LOL:

Wait, there's a SECOND HALF?!!?

My heart doesn't have the stamina for this.

ROFL I realized I screwed that word usage up as soon as I hit submit.