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Dayze 06-04-2014 12:32 PM

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view8/483...ory-1961-o.gif GIFSoup

rico 06-04-2014 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chief Roundup (Post 10669981)
Stand my ground with senses on high alert. Those two are fixing to start killing each other. They would have no interest in me.

The blood might... You are wearing purple.

Dayze 06-04-2014 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10669987)
I expect a Dayze reaction video in this thread by midnight tonight

If I knew how, I would.
For now, you'll just have to settle for my written imagery.

i wish I could've captured them last night when I watched them. JFC.
I think I have to look at the BME Olympics tonight.

Pasta Little Brioni 06-04-2014 12:37 PM

How about a rico reaction video to Pain Olympics?

Pasta Little Brioni 06-04-2014 12:37 PM

Holy shit this may summon Joey

Dayze 06-04-2014 12:40 PM

I'm gonna run the BME Pain Olympcs clip by my 102 yr old Grandmother first to see how she reacts. then I'll watch.

Pasta Little Brioni 06-04-2014 12:41 PM

We are on pace for 10k

Katipan 06-04-2014 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10669970)
start snapping my fingers in rythym and walk backwads...

http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb2.../MJ_barney.jpg

Rausch 06-04-2014 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10670030)
We are on pace for 10k

The only time, in my life, I'll ever be a part of a 10k...

Dayze 06-04-2014 12:44 PM

well, if that's the guy in purple we're dealing with the first thing I'd do is make sure I'm not wearing a little leage baseball uniform.

Dayze 06-04-2014 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 10670044)
The only time, in my life, I'll ever be a part of a 10k...

LMAO
me too.

Pasta Little Brioni 06-04-2014 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10670046)
well, if that's the guy in purple we're dealing with the first thing I'd do is make sure I'm not wearing a little leage baseball uniform.

ROFL I thought you went by the name Blanket?

Dayze 06-04-2014 12:47 PM

Blanket?

Pepe Silvia 06-04-2014 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 10668672)
Damnit....hate....you.....guys...:shake:

I was laughing so hard at this post last night. ROFL Between your hilarious av and knowing that you watched Lemon Party was priceless.

rico 06-04-2014 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10670011)
How about a rico reaction video to Pain Olympics?

Seen it. It's difficult to get an "OMG" reaction out of me when watching these vids... I'd just be talking the whole time, being all like:

"Holy shit! that dude has a knife...he isn't going to cut his own balls off or anything? Oh...he did. Well that's too bad! Wow, I didn't realize it would look like that?! That blood, like....splurted all over the ground. What's is he tying into a knot? Are those his vas deferens? Wow, this dude can take a lot of pain!!! Is he on PCP? What is this dude on that would make him able to do this?!?! Oh....gee....he is cutting off his wiener too??! What's he going to do with it? Oh...he's gonna throw it in the trash. Well that's a waste. I'm assuming he is taking the transvestite route, right? I wonder if this person knows what they are doing with their junk? I wonder if they are licensed. I wonder if it is a sex-change surgeon who completes these procedures for other people?? If so, he's probably had practice. Well...that was pretty gross."

Yeah...my reaction would be annoying as hell.

Dayze 06-04-2014 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10670074)
Seen it. It's difficult to get an "OMG" reaction out of me when watching these vids... I'd just be talking the whole time, being all like:

"Holy shit! that dude has a knife...he isn't going to cut his own balls off or anything? Oh...he did. Well that's too bad! Wow, I didn't realize it would look like that?! That blood, like....splurted all over the ground. What's is he tying into a knot? Are those his vas deferens? Wow, this dude can take a lot of pain!!! Is he on PCP? What is this dude on that would make him able to do this?!?! Oh....gee....he is cutting off his wiener too??! What's he going to do with it? Oh...he's gonna throw it in the trash. Well that's a waste. I'm assuming he is taking the transvestite route, right? I wonder if this person knows what they are doing with their junk? I wonder if they are licensed. I wonder if it is a sex-change surgeon who completes these procedures for other people?? If so, he's probably had practice. Well...that was pretty gross."

Yeah...my reaction would be annoying as hell.

whoa whoa whoa. Back up there a second. .....is that the kind of shit on the BME Olympics?

htismaqe 06-04-2014 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10670030)
We are on pace for 10k

Almost exactly.

rico 06-04-2014 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10670081)
whoa whoa whoa. Back up there a second. .....is that the kind of shit on the BME Olympics?

Oh shit...I thought it had already been spoiled by Billay with the "hammering a nail in the balls" comment....

Dayze 06-04-2014 12:56 PM

well, I knew it was something horrible with the wiener. but they cut their junk off?
JFC

Pepe Silvia 06-04-2014 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10670081)
whoa whoa whoa. Back up there a second. .....is that the kind of shit on the BME Olympics?

ROFL

Dayze 06-04-2014 12:58 PM

you guys are some sick ****s. :)

Chief Roundup 06-04-2014 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10669994)
The blood might... You are wearing purple.

Ok is purple a crip color or something???
Shows how much I know about individual gangs.

Rausch 06-04-2014 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PackerinMo (Post 10670065)
I was laughing so hard at this post last night. ROFL Between your hilarious av and knowing that you watched Lemon Party was priceless.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aF9lcutMoK...600/german.jpg

http://littlegerman.com/

htismaqe 06-04-2014 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 10670105)

ROFL

Chief Roundup 06-04-2014 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10670030)
We are on pace for 10k

We will get half way and have to start over again.

rico 06-04-2014 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10670098)
you guys are some sick ****s. :)

Do you have a digi-cam or a smart phone? Just have someone use the record future while you watch it and BOOM...reaction video. Then upload it to vehicle...then embed it on here. Easy-peezy-lemon squeezy.

Fire Me Boy! 06-04-2014 01:00 PM

I hate what this thread has become. Will someone let me know if I end up making the list?

Dayze 06-04-2014 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10670108)
Do you have a digi-cam or a smart phone? Just have someone use the record future while you watch it and BOOM...reaction video. Then upload it to vehicle...then embed it on here. Easy-peezy-lemon squeezy.

I C what your did there

rico 06-04-2014 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chief Roundup (Post 10670102)
Ok is purple a crip color or something???
Shows how much I know about individual gangs.

Grape Street crips of South Central Los Angeles.

htismaqe 06-04-2014 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10670108)
Do you have a digi-cam or a smart phone? Just have someone use the record future while you watch it and BOOM...reaction video. Then upload it to vehicle...then embed it on here. Easy-peezy-lemon squeezy.

Sounds like an excellent use of Vine to me... :D

Pepe Silvia 06-04-2014 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10670098)
you guys are some sick ****s. :)

like you said yesterday, I don't want to see that shit but curiosity gets the best of you. :)

Dayze 06-04-2014 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 10670113)
I hate what this thread has become. Will someone let me know if I end up making the list?

you only get on the list if you upload something to the BME Olympics

Dayze 06-04-2014 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PackerinMo (Post 10670121)
like you said yesterday, I don't want to see that shit but curiosity gets the best of you. :)

Indeed. especially when at the site fo 2 Girls 1 Cup, it lists all sorts of others.
the dude lifting a bunch of weight with his junk............

rico 06-04-2014 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 10670113)
I hate what this thread has become. Will someone let me know if I end up making the list?

You don't like talking about people eating poop or having their testicles cut off!?!?!?! Well... I guess I can understand that. I'll let you know!!!

Pepe Silvia 06-04-2014 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 10670105)

Round 2 ROFL ROFL ROFL

Chief Roundup 06-04-2014 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 10670113)
I hate what this thread has become. Will someone let me know if I end up making the list?

Heck no you have to endure every penis nailing and testicle slicing like the rest of us for the prize at the end. :p

Pepe Silvia 06-04-2014 01:04 PM

This thread delivers.

http://cdn.blackenterprise.com/wp-co...ne-620x480.jpg

rico 06-04-2014 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10670116)
I C what your did there

LMAO

Dayze 06-04-2014 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PackerinMo (Post 10670127)
Round 2 ROFL ROFL ROFL

because of this thread, I no longer trust any links from you sickos

rico 06-04-2014 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10670120)
Sounds like an excellent use of Vine to me... :D

Oh fo sho!!!!!

Pepe Silvia 06-04-2014 01:10 PM

Anybody ever watch those clips on EFUKT? I saw one a couple weeks ago it was a fat guy with two girls, he was so fat he basically didn't have a you know what. It shows the porn chicks laughing at it then it cuts to a clip of John Malkovich saying "I'm gonna tend the wabbits." (Bam) ROFL

Dayze 06-04-2014 01:11 PM

there should be a thread of "Click At Your Own Risk" stuff.
Rausch should start it.

Pepe Silvia 06-04-2014 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10670147)
there should be a thread of "Click At Your Own Risk" stuff.
Rausch should start it.

This needs to happen.

Dayze 06-04-2014 01:13 PM

I would do it, but I don't want to be held responsible for any emotional damage.LMAO

Rausch 06-04-2014 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10670133)
because of this thread, I no longer trust any links from you sickos

Get ready...
























...they sell wine. German wine...

Titty Meat 06-04-2014 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PackerinMo (Post 10670143)
Anybody ever watch those clips on EFUKT? I saw one a couple weeks ago it was a fat guy with two girls, he was so fat he basically didn't have a you know what. It shows the porn chicks laughing at it then it cuts to a clip of John Malkovich saying "I'm gonna tend the wabbits." (Bam) ROFL

EFUKT is the best shit on the net dude.

Checkout the newest one where the dudes dong is so big he boofs himself with it.

hometeam 06-04-2014 01:23 PM

I am glad I have the mental fortitude not to type into google any of the shit you people are talking about.

Still haven't seen 2 girls 1 cup and aint gonna.

Dayze 06-04-2014 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hometeam (Post 10670164)
I am glad I have the mental fortitude not to type into google any of the shit you people are talking about.

Still haven't seen 2 girls 1 cup and aint gonna.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/1644...er-do-it-o.gif GIFSoup

Chief Roundup 06-04-2014 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hometeam (Post 10670164)
I am glad I have the mental fortitude not to type into google any of the shit you people are talking about.

Still haven't seen 2 girls 1 cup and aint gonna.

I hear ya. I will just continue to be like 7up.

Dayze 06-04-2014 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 10670159)

...they sell wine. German wine...

I don't know how this could be bad.....but it sounds like it is lol

Pepe Silvia 06-04-2014 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog (Post 10670161)
EFUKT is the best shit on the net dude.

Checkout the newest one where the dudes dong is so big he boofs himself with it.

I'll have to check it out. There was one where some dude was with a chick and he was still servicing himself, normally I would not keep watching but it had Trey Parkers "Now You're a Man" song playing in the background so i couldn't resist. ROFL

rico 06-04-2014 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PackerinMo (Post 10670143)
Anybody ever watch those clips on EFUKT? I saw one a couple weeks ago it was a fat guy with two girls, he was so fat he basically didn't have a you know what. It shows the porn chicks laughing at it then it cuts to a clip of John Malkovich saying "I'm gonna tend the wabbits." (Bam) ROFL

I'll have to check that out. Sounds hilarious.

rico 06-04-2014 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10670166)

ROFL

That Dayze is on fire!!!

Pepe Silvia 06-04-2014 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PackerinMo (Post 10670171)
I'll have to check it out. There was one where some dude was with a chick and he was still servicing himself, normally I would not keep watching but it had Trey Parkers "Now You're a Man" song playing in the background so i couldn't resist. ROFL

NSFW

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/tx1mryKqvT8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

rico 06-04-2014 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PackerinMo (Post 10670187)
NSFW

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/tx1mryKqvT8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

A MANNAY MANNAY MANNAY, YOU'RE A MANN MANNNNNN!!!! NOW YOU'RE A MANNNN!!!

SAUTO 06-04-2014 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 10670113)
I hate what this thread has become. Will someone let me know if I end up making the list?

2nded

Dayze 06-04-2014 01:44 PM

it'll get back on track as soon as the roasts come in.

Pepe Silvia 06-04-2014 01:47 PM

What were we supposed to talk about here? I joined in cause my name was mentioned and yada yada yada, Lemon party.

Fish 06-04-2014 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10670169)
I don't know how this could be bad.....but it sounds like it is lol

It's 780 proof...

gblowfish 06-04-2014 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PackerinMo (Post 10669944)
Have you guys seen the midget with spina bifida getting a bj by a crackwhore?

WTF?

I can't think of anywhere where this sentence would appear... except here.

Pepe Silvia 06-04-2014 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 10670228)
WTF?

I can't think of anywhere where this sentence would appear... except here.

Can't be any worse than them mentioning junk getting cut off.

Dayze 06-04-2014 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PackerinMo (Post 10670226)
What were we supposed to talk about here? I joined in cause my name was mentioned and yada yada yada, Lemon party.

LMAO

blaise 06-04-2014 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 10670113)
I hate what this thread has become. Will someone let me know if I end up making the list?

Yeah, it's pretty much a suck fest.

Fire Me Boy! 06-04-2014 02:30 PM

Thanks to rico, I can unsubscribe. :)

rico, you're awesome. Rep bro.

AndChiefs 06-04-2014 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blaise (Post 10670286)
Yeah, it's pretty much a suck fest.

Nobody saw that one coming.

rico 06-04-2014 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 10670304)
Thanks to rico, I can unsubscribe. :)

rico, you're awesome. Rep bro.

:thumb:

Baby Lee 06-04-2014 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10670125)
You don't like talking about people eating poop or having their testicles cut off!?!?!?! Well... I guess I can understand that. I'll let you know!!!

And he fancies himself a gourmand. . .

milkman 06-04-2014 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10669986)
Call them dumbasses/ milk

First, I don't wear purple, not my color.

Second, while I do tend to piss people off, I ain't stupid.

TimBone 06-04-2014 04:21 PM

I remember when this was a roast thread.

Pepe Silvia 06-04-2014 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10670536)
I remember when this was a roast thread.

Are you not entertained?

Titty Meat 06-04-2014 04:26 PM

#79 Honestchieffan- This poster was once banned for stating he didnt want to eat "chink" or "gook" food during his fishing trip.

Thankfully he keeps most of his racism in the D.C. forum where it belongs but he certainly lives up to his user name.

Rasputin 06-04-2014 04:55 PM

That roast was done in bad taste.

Pasta Little Brioni 06-04-2014 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10670536)
I remember when this was a roast thread.

We will get back to it. Smaque if you are busy I am sure SNR would do more till you are ready.

htismaqe 06-04-2014 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10670536)
I remember when this was a roast thread.

Now it's alt.sex.fetish.weird****ingshit...

htismaqe 06-04-2014 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10670663)
We will get back to it. Smaque if you are busy I am sure SNR would do more till you are ready.

Yeah, I'm swamped man. Let SNR do a couple more.

Pasta Little Brioni 06-04-2014 05:33 PM

Folks can do guest roasts on the following. ....Sweet Daddy hate and joey for hilarity. Both Fit the current theme of the thread.

Pasta Little Brioni 06-04-2014 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10670665)
Yeah, I'm swamped man. Let SNR do a couple more.

Sent him the que if he is up for it

Al Bundy 06-04-2014 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog (Post 10670547)
#79 Honestchieffan- This poster was once banned for stating he didnt want to eat "chink" or "gook" food during his fishing trip.

Thankfully he keeps most of his racism in the D.C. forum where it belongs but he certainly lives up to his user name.

Yeah.. he's a douche.

Pasta Little Brioni 06-04-2014 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Al Bundy (Post 10670717)
Yeah.. he's a douche.

....He is on the list, so you will get a roast of him. He isnt 79 though and choco hogs ain't a real roast

TimBone 06-04-2014 06:04 PM

Somebody needs to roast 49ers management for giving Kap that ridiculous deal. Holy hell that's a lot of guaranteed skrilla.


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