Sorry, yes, I should have written "Why were you butthurt?"

So, why?

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Because Hootie made some personal attacks on me a while back that were truly hurtful over stuff I posted in a thread about Suicide. He said lies about me and acted like they were true. I had a right to be upset. Internet or not Chiefs Planet is my home and I will defend my place here.

Yeah, okay, I don't think I'll continue this query.

Don't call ME racist. Tattoo is the one that is butthurt from him.

For the record, I don't actually have anal leakage. It just occurred to me that since someone said it on the internets, everyone must believe it's true.

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I don't get it.

I'm thinking you two should hug this out...

He isn't interested in it either.


Man you do ask a lot of questions.

This thread sucks.

People getting butthurt about what strangers think about them.

Wussbags.

This...

So, is being on this list a good thing or a bad thing?

wait until it's YOUR turn

With a name like CJizzles what could go wrong? :)

i don't think it matters because hootie is the one making up the criteria

hehehe Gotcha' :thumb:

It's just your turn to get roasted...

Your anal leakage, and Phil's anal pencil master are all part of my magnificent plan to take over the planet. Mwahahahahahahaha

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yes

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96. Reaper16
Join Date: 1/7/05
Total Posts: 30,945

Reaper is around the same age as me, so I have a pretty good idea about what kind of person this 'man' is. If Reaper and I went to high school together, I would not have known him because I didn't take the time to get to know people who sucked. I picture Reaper being about 5'8" with long girly hair, super hairy, wears skinny pants and tight rolls them, buys his clothing at goodwill, will go to a bar in the summer and take his ****ing dog with him and sit in a beer garden and drink shitty 12% beer and think by ordering it he's super sophisticated. He probably also brought a book with him to this bar, with his dog, because sipping on shitty 12% beers while reading is super in for pillowbitergots like Reaper in today's culture. Reaper probably weighs 120 lbs. I can honestly picture him right now. Like a gay Jesus.

Pros: doesn't have to shop at big and tall like Frazod. Is versatile enough to wear youth XL at certain stores. Don't have to worry about him stealing women from me at the bar. Oh wait, I'd never be caught dead in a hippie gay bar hitting on girls who don't shave their armpits and think showering is bigotry.

Cons: probably is smarter than me. definitely a virgin. Doesn't use conditioner in his long, gay, girl hair.

Outlook: If he'd stop posting about movies, beer, sports and culture he might be pretty decent. Probably needs to get a haircut and try to look like an adult now that he's almost 27. Oh, and leave your ****ing dog at home. Girls don't dig that. They think it's gay.

(I realize that isn't an outlook, but I really hate this new phenomenon of taking your dog to bars. ****in' hipsters.)

biggest regret to date: putting KC Tattoo on the list

he's ****ing single-handedly ruined this thread by being the biggest ****ing dipshit in this universe

not interesting, not funny

and now he's posting insane babble about some clown related something

awful

just awful

ROFL While that was ****ing hilarious, Reaper at 96 is ridiculous.

you said you needed burst

That could have been predicted.....

Get it back on track and throw down a couple more today.

Hey, no stealing my big and tall jokes.

Delivered. :thumb:

ROFL

if you've used that before, I've never seen it

but sorry either way

I'm surprised you didn't include Reaper's affinity for professional wrestling.

Used it in this very thread, robber.

well

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about thaaat

I kind of still watch RAW every Monday sooooooo

Hm. I either overlooked it or I read it and it was fresh in my head.

I just have to find ways to tie Frazod's weight into 101 of these and sometimes it's not easy!

AAAAAAND we're back!

I'd say we're definitely back...

Oh Lord.

This is kind of actually how I envisioned Reaper16

Hootie, take a ****ing adderall and knock some more out.

dude

I have a life

it's awesome

have you heard?

How long does one of those take? 10 minutes?

GTFO amateur.

yeah about 10 minutes

Then ****ing bang another one out today.

Christ.

nope!

Sounds like it could go in the pro column then???

Oh boy...

Mad Men sucks

I mean who really drinks beer not to get drunk?
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Midgets?

And reaper
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Reaper the midget

Has long hair
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his fleece was white as snow?

whilst jamming to

Phish during a

Midget tossing championship

that he won

A lot of people. Some of us actually like beer. If I'll be driving I often have just one beer. Because I like it, but I can't get drunk because I'll be driving. A pretty simple concept really.

Note: This doesn't apply to shit beer like Bud, Coors or Miller. If that is what you drink I can understand why you would only drink it if you want to get drunk.

I don't drink any beer. It all tastes terrible to me
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Yep, just not healthy either. Fat people drink beer so I abstain.

No way Reaper is a Phish phan

Right???

To be fair -- taking your dog to bars CAN BE a great in with women.

LMAO

He prefers Carson and the interceptions singing the classics

Not likely

I can't wait to find out who tries and picks up Reaper's dog at the bar. probably #93

No mother ****ing way.

If Reaper is listening to anything, he's listening to this right now:

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True.

Women who don't shower and have huge armpit bushes.

If that's what you're into take your dog to the bar with you. Make sure you have long curly hair and are wearing eye glasses and a book bag too.

You're missing out here, Clay. Alcohol could really take the edge off your miserable existence. I mean, look at Hootie - his life is only slightly less useless than yours, but he stays happy because he's been drunk every day since junior high.

You're not going to be able to afford good beer, but that's okay - drink enough of it quickly, and it all tastes the same.

At least I'm not fat and my parents love me. How about you, Frazod?

What do you drink? I need to know so I can abstain. Don't want to become stupid.

:thumb:

The biggest issue I have w/ the Reaper post is that I'm fairly certain you have to have actually seen pictures of Reaper by now, and you make it seem like you can tell what he looks like based on his posting style.

beer isn't the only way to get drunk
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They're dead, actually.

I suppose you picked up your drinking from yours, right? Or did they pick up theirs from you?

Daddy drinks because you cry!

On the contrary, both of my parents are very successful, non-alcoholics....

I'm not sure why I drink so much? I think it's because I love pussy.