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Saul Good 07-10-2013 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9803599)

Would you believe he actually walked away from that accident?

Dayze 07-10-2013 10:32 PM

LMAO
WINNER

R8RFAN 07-11-2013 05:11 AM

Who was that here who had a fear of heights?
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphot...52152826_n.jpg

Dayze 07-11-2013 08:00 AM

I can barely set up a tent on the ground.

DMAC 07-11-2013 08:03 AM

Probably one of the most amazing sights she will see, and she's sitting there reading a book?

Dump her ass.

Frosty 07-11-2013 08:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by R8ers (Post 9804745)
Who was that here who had a fear of heights?
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphot...52152826_n.jpg

We went to Zion NP in April. On one of the massive cliffs, you could see three tiny specks about half-way up. Since it was late in the day, you knew they were going to have to sleep on the cliff face. :shake: They have more guts than I have, for sure. It's also something that you are definitely committed to at that point. No changing your mind allowed. :)

The weird thing was the path they were taking. There was a huge concave section shaped like an inverted V about 2/3rds of the way up and they were in the concave section. This meant that they weren't going to be able to just climb vertically but were also going to have to work their way out of the horizontal section, too. *shudder*

Frosty 07-11-2013 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DMAC (Post 9804853)
Probably one of the most amazing sights she will see, and she's sitting there reading a book?

Dump her ass.

Not to mention the book is just additional weight you have to haul up.

Hopefully the book isn't "Rock Climbing for Dummies".

frankotank 07-11-2013 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9804372)
Would you believe he actually walked away from that accident?

BAAAHAHAHAHA! ROFL

I CAN SEE!
I HAVE LEGS!
I CAN WALK!
PRAISE JESUS!

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gblowfish 07-11-2013 09:07 AM

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I prefer the term "Permullet."

Amnorix 07-11-2013 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by R8ers (Post 9804745)
Who was that here who had a fear of heights?


Pretty much everybody, right? One thing I've learned on ChiefsPlanet -- it's ok for a guy to be afraid of crazy heights or a spider of any size whatsoever. :D


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...er-in-hand.jpg

AussieChiefsFan 07-11-2013 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amnorix (Post 9804999)
Pretty much everybody, right? One thing I've learned on ChiefsPlanet -- it's ok for a guy to be afraid of crazy heights or a spider of any size whatsoever. :D

I learnt this all too quickly. CP ain't into an Aussie's crazy spider shit. LMAO

frankotank 07-11-2013 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amnorix (Post 9804999)
Pretty much everybody, right? One thing I've learned on ChiefsPlanet -- it's ok for a guy to be afraid of crazy heights or a spider of any size whatsoever. :D


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...er-in-hand.jpg

look at the FANGS on that bitch!
this gotta be photo shop....right?

Radar Chief 07-11-2013 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AussieChiefsFan (Post 9805026)
I learnt this all too quickly. CP ain't into an Aussie's crazy spider shit. LMAO

I don't mean to put down your black widow spider, but the funnelweb spider can kill a man in eight seconds, just by lookin' at him. /Mick Dundee

Mr. Plow 07-11-2013 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by R8ers (Post 9804745)
Who was that here who had a fear of heights?
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphot...52152826_n.jpg


**** you for remembering that. I'm sure I'm not the only one, but still..... :)

Fish 07-11-2013 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frankotank (Post 9805047)
look at the FANGS on that bitch!
this gotta be photo shop....right?

No photoshop. That's just a Huntsman spider. Not lethal to humans, but the bite would hurt like a mofo..

Frosty 07-11-2013 11:58 AM

I was going to neg rep Amnorix but I don't want to bring his post back up. http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-scared003.gif

ThaVirus 07-11-2013 12:14 PM

http://www.beheadingboredom.com/wp-c...-face-swap.jpg

Rasputin 07-11-2013 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 9805495)


Opposite day?

gblowfish 07-11-2013 03:58 PM

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Hammock Parties 07-11-2013 06:39 PM

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Athis 07-11-2013 07:55 PM

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Athis 07-11-2013 07:56 PM

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Fish 07-11-2013 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Athis (Post 9806399)

Wow. Fatty bent the bar....

Omaha 07-11-2013 09:30 PM

Hahahaha! Fat people are fat.

frankotank 07-12-2013 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Athis (Post 9806395)

nice pants guys.
seriously....how in the **** is this cool?
you look like ****ing MORONS!
I don't give a DAMN what color your skin is.....if your pants are below you butt cheeks.....WHOOOO! you know you dumb!

Omaha 07-12-2013 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frankotank (Post 9807023)
nice pants guys.
seriously....how in the **** is this cool?

It's not cool. It's stupid.

Quote:

Originally Posted by frankotank (Post 9807023)
you look like ****ing MORONS!

They ARE morons.


Quote:

Originally Posted by frankotank (Post 9807023)
I don't give a DAMN what color your skin is.....if your pants are below you butt cheeks.....WHOOOO! you know you dumb!

You don't need to look at their pants. One of them just ran into a tree.

Radar Chief 07-12-2013 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frankotank (Post 9807023)
nice pants guys.
seriously....how in the **** is this cool?
you look like ****ing MORONS!
I don't give a DAMN what color your skin is.....if your pants are below you butt cheeks.....WHOOOO! you know you dumb!

It’s about as cool as running face first into a tree playing grab ass.

Chest Rockwell 07-12-2013 09:48 AM

Sock/shoe matching ability: A+

Situational awareness: F-

OnTheWarpath15 07-12-2013 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Athis (Post 9806399)

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.n...07111434_n.jpg

Easy 6 07-12-2013 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frankotank (Post 9807023)
nice pants guys.
seriously....how in the **** is this cool?
you look like ****ing MORONS!
I don't give a DAMN what color your skin is.....if your pants are below you butt cheeks.....WHOOOO! you know you dumb!

I used to think that was just a fad that would die out eventually, but sagging has been going on for 10+ years, gotta admit i just dont get it.

It never fails to crack me up seing a guy walking down the street having to hold his belt to keep them from falling off.

displacedinMN 07-12-2013 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scott free (Post 9807820)
I used to think that was just a fad that would die out eventually, but sagging has been going on for 10+ years, gotta admit i just dont get it.

It never fails to crack me up seing a guy walking down the street having to hold his belt to keep them from falling off.

Lets go for 20+

I started teaching in 1992.
thought that fad would be dead too.

Still it persists and looks more stupid every day.

We have had kids deliberately buy pants too small so that they cannot pull them up over their butt. How much sense does that make?

I try telling them that farmers and plumbers don't even where pants that low.
Or that girls do not find it particularly attractive.
No luck.

BigCatDaddy 07-12-2013 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by displacedinMN (Post 9808273)
Lets go for 20+

I started teaching in 1992.
thought that fad would be dead too.

Still it persists and looks more stupid every day.

We have had kids deliberately buy pants too small so that they cannot pull them up over their butt. How much sense does that make?

I try telling them that farmers and plumbers don't even where pants that low.
Or that girls do not find it particularly attractive.
No luck.

Yep. We did it when I was in middle school a tad over 20 years ago. I can't remember how it all got started. Snoop and Dre maybe? I also remember in high school Mike Rucker would never fasten his belt and just left it hanging. He said it was for "easy access" LMAO

Psyko Tek 07-12-2013 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by BigCatDaddy (Post 9808374)
Yep. We did it when I was in middle school a tad over 20 years ago. I can't remember how it all got started. Snoop and Dre maybe? I also remember in high school Mike Rucker would never fasten his belt and just left it hanging. He said it was for "easy access" LMAO


Does anybody dress like this?
I have never talked to any body who does because they are scary Gangsters, no wait, I mean dipshits

I know the story is that guys that did that were in prison and meant their asses were open for business



so they are doing it from some rap hero that liked cock

and white kids do it cause black guys do it?

and kim kardasian, whose major skill is big ass gets famous

TinyEvel 07-13-2013 01:49 PM

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Baby laugh-alot. Scary much?

Beef Supreme 07-13-2013 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigCatDaddy (Post 9808374)
Yep. We did it when I was in middle school a tad over 20 years ago. I can't remember how it all got started. Snoop and Dre maybe? I also remember in high school Mike Rucker would never fasten his belt and just left it hanging. He said it was for "easy access" LMAO

My understanding of how it all got started was poor ghetto kids had to wear their older brother's hand-me-downs which included pants that kept falling off their ass.Somewhere along the way, someone thought it was cool. Of course I could be totally wrong.

Hammock Parties 07-13-2013 05:09 PM

If you like computers at all...and great stories about nerds winning....watch this.

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Mojo Jojo 07-13-2013 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted by TinyEvel (Post 9809079)
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Baby laugh-alot. Scary much?

Now I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight.

pr_capone 07-14-2013 02:35 AM

http://i.imgur.com/D4qhCOt.jpg

Sassy Squatch 07-14-2013 07:06 AM

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Originally Posted by pr_capone (Post 9810668)

Too much vigorous masturbation.

Rain Man 07-14-2013 08:22 AM

Double-jointed people creep me out.

Fish 07-14-2013 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 9810797)
Double-jointed people creep me out.

I'm pretty sure that's a triple jointed person...

gblowfish 07-14-2013 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58 (Post 9807811)

Is that Billy Butler in Spring Training???

Dr. Gigglepants 07-14-2013 11:47 AM

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LMAO

Picklecopter

Lawyerstein

Mi_chief_fan 07-14-2013 06:44 PM

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Good old MLB network.

Hammock Parties 07-14-2013 08:07 PM

Just read some Batman porn featuring Catwoman, Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy.

http://i.imgur.com/NlhF1gc.jpg

Easy 6 07-14-2013 09:47 PM

When you get some vintage nekkid pics of Julie Newmar, let us know.

Valiant 07-15-2013 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by R8ers (Post 9804745)
Who was that here who had a fear of heights?
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphot...52152826_n.jpg

I will post some videos of the freak free climber. That shit is scary.

-King- 07-15-2013 12:43 AM

He has no life, but still pretty cool.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BOsdi2fCIAE1wa-.jpg:large

Amnorix 07-15-2013 06:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frosty (Post 9805449)
I was going to neg rep Amnorix but I don't want to bring his post back up. http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-scared003.gif



:evil:

Rasputin 07-15-2013 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr_capone (Post 9810668)




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I wouldn't suggest watching this to anyone with a week stomach, but this clip was shone on Tosh.O

Rasputin 07-15-2013 07:39 AM

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I really don't think this is funny at all.

Dayze 07-15-2013 07:46 AM

walk it off.

Omaha 07-15-2013 10:50 AM

OK. Stop it.

Rain Man 07-15-2013 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Omaha (Post 9813406)
OK. Stop it.

Too fractured /omaha.

Fish 07-15-2013 11:41 AM

This bear survival expert's technique deserves real-world testing....

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Who knew that bears were so afraid of "Throwin your hands up in tha air, and wavin' em around like you just don't care.."

LoneWolf 07-15-2013 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Fish (Post 9813503)
This bear survival expert's technique deserves real-world testing....

Who knew that bears were so afraid of "Throwin your hands up in tha air, and wavin' em around like you just don't care.."

Have you ever heard of a hip/hop artist being attacked by a bear?

Fish 07-15-2013 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 9813557)
Have you ever heard of a hip/hop artist being attacked by a bear?

:hmmm:

RaiderH8r 07-15-2013 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 9813110)
walk it off.

Walk it out...

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pr_capone 07-15-2013 01:23 PM

Hootie?

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pr_capone 07-15-2013 01:24 PM

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pr_capone 07-15-2013 01:24 PM

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Fish 07-15-2013 02:56 PM

Modern parenting.....

http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/1711/csu.png

Quesadilla Joe 07-15-2013 08:01 PM

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pr_capone 07-15-2013 11:00 PM

http://i.imgur.com/6j9JeOB.jpg

threebag 07-15-2013 11:33 PM

It's going to be hard to change the RIP to **** later on

AussieChiefsFan 07-15-2013 11:47 PM

LMAO

http://sphotos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphoto...23758329_n.jpg

Pitt Gorilla 07-15-2013 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TinyEvel (Post 9809079)
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Baby laugh-alot. Scary much?

People had no idea what funny was back in the day. They'd pretend that just about anything was funny, including frightening crap like this.

Predarat 07-16-2013 06:19 AM

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFile...18/1040422.jpg

Mr. Plow 07-16-2013 06:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AussieChiefsFan (Post 9814651)



You're getting better Aussie. I even chuckled at that one. :clap:

DMAC 07-16-2013 07:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 9814821)
You're getting better Aussie. I even chuckled at that one. :clap:

Yeah, I even passed it on.

Mr. Plow 07-16-2013 10:21 AM

Get your $120 plain ass white tshirts here!

http://uscheckout.apc.fr/browse.cfm/...html?nav=kanye



Edit: Sorry....get your $120 plain ass white HIP HOP tshirts here!



http://i.imgur.com/G97egSa.png

Fish 07-16-2013 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Predarat (Post 9814793)

LOL Bible verse tattoos.....

Do not cut your bodies for the dead or put tattoo marks on yourselves. I am the LORD. -Leviticus 19:28

mdchiefsfan 07-16-2013 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 9814821)
You're getting better Aussie. I even chuckled at that one. :clap:

ROFL

Hammock Parties 07-16-2013 11:11 AM

He went down swinging LMAO

****ing brain dead.

Mr. Plow 07-16-2013 02:15 PM

A FB friend posted a daily report her son brought home from preschool teacher.


https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.n...16426600_n.jpg

Stewie 07-16-2013 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Cassel>Manning (Post 9814264)
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The last kid in the video has to be Soren Petro's reincarnation from high school, but skinnier. All stats, no recognition.

Fish 07-16-2013 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 9815645)
A FB friend posted a daily report her son brought home from preschool teacher.


https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.n...16426600_n.jpg

ROFL

Perfectly normal if you asked me.......

Also, why did the teacher misspell "Wiener".

Wiener.

Mr. Plow 07-16-2013 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fish (Post 9815720)
ROFL

Perfectly normal if you asked me.......

Also, why did the teacher misspell "Wiener".

Wiener.

I didn't even pay attention to that. LMAO

Fish 07-16-2013 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 9815778)
I didn't even pay attention to that. LMAO

Another thing.... If my child was born without ears, I'd be fuming at their "Today I listened with" scale....

-King- 07-16-2013 07:28 PM

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