I've not been in the CP server since 2008 or so. Sure they can make everyone have an ID to access the board. Block all the bots. But....... The traffic the guests create help him get up the google results. And makes a little coin so we don't have to fundraise when we need a better host.

The server room.. Mods hard at work..

https://www.bestcomputerscienceschoo...C3%B4-1951.jpg

Thank you for your efforts!!!

We just have to work out the formulas in FORTRAN quickly and we should be up and running in a jiffy.

I was just talking about the advantages of COBOL the other day...

I thought it was just my 50 dollar android phone.
Nice to know

Must have had a breakthrough because somebody just re-enabled guest access.

Anything besides being insanely wealthy if you specialize in it?

Hey, you assholes don't understand how many times a project the size of CP needs to

- have history deleted of all the drives
- defrag all the drives
- restart all the drives
- install (MORE!) Windows 98 updates

This shit literally IS rocket science!

Don't forget to send the tape backups to the vault!

They're the same picture.

I just told ChatGPT I'm having a bad day and it advised me to drink some antifreeze then climb an AIDS tree and set myself on fire.

Think we found our culprit.

It's really fast.

Guest access is disabled again.

The good news is the server is responding. This time of day seems to be the worst.