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Hammock Parties 08-09-2014 12:18 PM

You continue to look like a damn hipster hobo in all of these pics.

Go for the clean cut look.

Pasta Little Brioni 08-09-2014 12:21 PM

Is this Discuss Throwers bro?

SAUTO 08-09-2014 12:25 PM

What makes you think you are an above average guy on here? You look like a ****ing douche and have never had a gf.

If a girl liked you I, too, would wonder what the hell was wrong with her.
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SAUTO 08-09-2014 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 10805396)
Is this Discuss Throwers bro?

This guy makes discuss thrower look like Hugh Hefner.
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Pasta Little Brioni 08-09-2014 12:32 PM

The guys pics you stole off someone's Facebook is definitely below average looking. Some one expose this fraud.

KCrockaholic 08-09-2014 12:35 PM

We have def found the anti Midnight_Vulture.

(He was fake also)

ChiefsCountry 08-09-2014 12:35 PM

Pretty simple solution - find a friend who can pull ass, go be his wingman. You will get laid. Not all the time - probably 1 out of 4 times, but you will get some. Not to mention some practice in with all kinds of different chicks.

xztop123 08-09-2014 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 10805419)
The guys pics you stole off someone's Facebook is definitely below average looking. Some one expose this fraud.

not below average looking (but i look b etter with facial hair for sure)

also ive invited anyone here to meet me out and ill buy you a drink
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/c...ps4231b19b.jpg

Im above average looking (slightly) but i am well below average in masculinity.

KCrockaholic 08-09-2014 01:23 PM

Forever Alone smh

xztop123 08-09-2014 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10805388)
You continue to look like a damn hipster hobo in all of these pics.

Go for the clean cut look.

http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/c...ps0b5a1320.jpg

tried. Its masculinity that hurts me i believe. also massive insecurities from all the ****ing rejections

Discuss Thrower 08-09-2014 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 10805404)
This guy makes discuss thrower look like Hugh Hefner.
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He's got the scummy look of a guy who'd invest in a steel ball bearing pierced through his cock and that plays guitar at parties.

Whereas I look like I'm trying to get a head start on looking like a 40 year old suburban father with cholesterol issues whenever I manage to dress nicely.

Can't see why OP isn't already getting laid.. He should be absolutely parking girls with Daddy Issues.

EDIT: Just saw new pic: Clean shaven he looks like an impoverished man's Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Still don't see why he has issues getting pussy.

SAUTO 08-09-2014 01:26 PM

I see exactly why he has issues, he's a douchebag
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xztop123 08-09-2014 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 10805502)
He's got the scummy look of a guy who'd invest in a steel ball bearing pierced through his cock and that plays guitar at parties.

Whereas I look like I'm trying to get a head start on looking like a 40 year old suburban father with cholesterol issues whenever I manage to dress nicely.

Can't see why OP isn't already getting laid.. He should be absolutely parking girls with Daddy Issues.

EDIT: Just saw new pic: Clean shaven he looks like an impoverished man's Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Still don't see why he has issues getting pussy.

Clean shaven is death for me. I look closer to Micheal Cera (joseph gordon has a normal chin and jaw)

But thats what i get for taking advice from football fans

Canofbier 08-09-2014 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xztop123 (Post 10805361)
I spent the first 20 years of my life not chasing. I have nevr had a gf. I don't really know how to have sex or even kiss. (the response here will be to get a fatty and practice) but i am picky

http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/c...ps3db7fc69.png

im actually an above average guy on here, since this is mostly random cheifs fans who are older men

In a bar full of guys trying to get laid im well below average

LMAO

This guy is somehow the perfect storm of self-loathing and ego.

A storm that is forecasted well ahead of time to everyone he gets in contact with.

xztop123 08-09-2014 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 10805506)
I see exactly why he has issues, he's a douchebag
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If you think being a douchebag is counter intuitive to getting laid you need to venture outdoors


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