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Rausch 06-27-2013 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 9779165)
It has to do with WE WANT DRAMA AND WE WILL GET IT

I think of it as humor but I can see where that gets confused these days...

loochy 06-27-2013 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9779183)
I think I'm done. I have one that I've been planning, but it's pretty brutal, and I'm not sure if I want to do it...but it's going to be the funniest one yet.

I think I might do that one by PM our email only to just a handful of posters who request it. We'll see, though.

I'm pretty much over trying to contribute. This was one of the best threads in the history of CP...and then Phobia got involved.

Seriously, **** that guy.

:eek: you are going to get Phobiad

loochy 06-27-2013 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 9779187)
I think of it as humor but I can see where that gets confused these days...

well, other peoples' drama = my humor

Rausch 06-27-2013 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 9779190)
well, other peoples' drama = my humor

My bad. We're on the same page...

ShortRoundChief 06-27-2013 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9779183)
I think I'm done. I have one that I've been planning, but it's pretty brutal, and I'm not sure if I want to do it...but it's going to be the funniest one yet.

I think I might do that one by PM our email only to just a handful of posters who request it. We'll see, though.

I'm pretty much over trying to contribute. This was one of the best threads in the history of CP...and then Phobia got involved.

Seriously, **** that guy.

Hooties contributions sparked the thread, however, hootie became rather insignficant once he quit roasting. This has been all about you since then.


"You can be our hero Saully. You can take away the pain. I hope Hootie stays gone forever, but you can take our breaths away."

FTR, I would dance, if you asked me to dance.

ptlyon 06-27-2013 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by rico (Post 9779174)
Not Mexican. Mostly English. I have a last name that sounds a bit similar to "Suave." So I got the nickname, "Rico" when I was like 8 years old and that "Rico Suave" song came out.

And yes, I like reeruns as well. Seriously, some of the funnest times I've had in my life were at my old job of 5 years where I was a Service Coordinator at a mental health facility and every Friday evening I did direct care services with groups of developmentally disabled people, which usually consisted of chaperoning Special Olympics softball, swimming and/or bowling events. Get those cats in a group together, where they can comfortably let loose and not feel like they are being looked down upon by everyone, and you will find yourself literally observing some of the coolest/most entertaining social interaction imaginable.

Like here, just different.

ShortRoundChief 06-27-2013 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 9779193)
My bad. We're on the same page...

No shit. I got a pretty big oar out right now, just trying to stir the pot.


Not trying to enrage, just trying to liven.

loochy 06-27-2013 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9779201)
No shit. I got a pretty big oar out right now, just trying to stir the pot.


Not trying to enrage, just trying to liven.

http://www.hearth.com/talk/attachmen...ot-jpg.101300/

Frazod 06-27-2013 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 9779188)
:eek: you are going to get Phobiad

It seems he's already been Phobiad. LMAO

rico 06-27-2013 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9779207)
It seems he's already been Phobiad. LMAO

Phobia is really fast.

cosmo20002 06-27-2013 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by rico (Post 9779142)
In college, I roomed with 2 Mexicans throughout my 5-year duration there. They both were real emotional/dramatic when they'd get drunk, but were still a couple of the coolest ****ers in the world. I'm in.

I roomed with one black dude. I moved out of that campus house a week after school began because I caught the dude stealing $60 out of my wallet. I was pissed. We almost fought...which would have been ugly because he was one of the best wrestlers on my wrestling team, but he was 149 lbs at the time and I was 184 lbs...I'm thinking I would have taken him, but honestly not sure...I didn't have much trouble with him the couple times I went goes with him in practice, but I usually had to rely on funk/desperation moves and my strength...the dude was freaking quick. Probably could have landed a shit-load of punches on me.
However, I think I have 2 black dudes coming to my wedding reception Saturday (RSVP'd, yo). Both of them are attending because they know me. I am also now able to converse casually with an African American comfortably without thinking to myself (oh shit, be careful about every word you say because they tend to become defensive about shit). I feel like I'm talking to just another dude when I talk to an African American now. So I think I'm in. I wasn't, but think I'm in now. **** that douche who stole my $60 though...that punkass bitch.

Just some friendly advice:

The entire second paragraph is questionable, but the part in bold--completely unecessary. No ones cares about what you guys weighed, and unless his junk fell out of his leotard thing and you started fondling him, no one cares about the the details of your wrestling practice and it isn't relevant whatsoever.

The third paragraph could also be cut down.

loochy 06-27-2013 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by cosmo20002 (Post 9779212)
Just some friendly advice:

The entire second paragraph is questionable, but the part in bold--completely unecessary. No ones cares about what you guys weighed, and unless his junk fell out of his leotard thing and you started fondling him, no one cares about the the details of your wrestling practice and it isn't relevant whatsoever.

The third paragraph could also be cut down.

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KC native 06-27-2013 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9779126)
Does that make you tex mex rather than authentic?

I prefer the term Wexican.

ptlyon 06-27-2013 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 9779216)
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rico 06-27-2013 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by cosmo20002 (Post 9779212)
Just some friendly advice:

The entire second paragraph is questionable, but the part in bold--completely unecessary. No ones cares about what you guys weighed, and unless his junk fell out of his leotard thing and you started fondling him, no one cares about the the details of your wrestling practice and it isn't relevant whatsoever.

The third paragraph could also be cut down.

Which is ironic because I don't care when it comes to the bolded part. :)

Appreciate the friendly advice, though.


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