Has a thick cock, no doubt. Knows how to use it.

does not live in a van, down by the river.

I get the vibe from this guy that he doesn't use a special spoon for soup.

I imagine him at home, staring at himself in his bathroom mirror while putting lipstick on and lip-synching to his When In Rome Records using a bottle of The Works as a fake microphone.

Is hitch hiking and the car keeps taking off when he gets to it.

This guy probably cranks garth brooks in his ford explorer.

Nice guy wish he listen to a real musician. The real kurt cobain sucks donkey balls listen to some dr.dre or warren g.

Some sort of reeruned genius ^ The worst writer in the history of journalism, but somehow works in it?

Considers ending himself nearly every day because he lives in such close vicinity to so many Broncholes fans.

Noob ^ sorry it's all I got for 2012er.

Wrong BTW, I moved here right when Elway won his second SB, if ever suicide would have gotten me it would have been then.

Don't really know much about him, but I know his wife really, really well if you know what I mean...

Sits on hand to make it numb so it feels like someone else is jerking him off.

A dude i like to tease from time to time but is a good guy.