I want to be Robert Muldoon.

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You want to get ripped apart and eaten by a vicious carnivore?

I hate when it rains all day

Every man dies. Not every man really lives.

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Robert ****ing Muldoon wouldn't go to bed at 10pm on a Friday night.

I'm so getting some tonight :) :dom: :dom: :dom:

Jinx.

I find it really hot when you drive past a car, and the woman in the passenger seat has her legs up on the dash. But when you see a guy doing the same thing, I have this urge to ridicule them.

Shit why wait til tonight? The days early :D


Nothin like a nooner

ALS or "Lou Gehrig's Disease" is nasty. A friends mother just died last night from it. She was diagnosed not 9 months ago, quick downturn.

I've heard of this disease but never knew anyone that had it, and how quick it hits. Total muscle loss after 9 months. First is was a left foot wouldn't work, then the left hand. After 4 months she couldn't walk and was in a wheel chair.

My coworker is frustratingly slow. I was trying to explain the benefits of vaporizing alcohol, and he goes, "Sweet, you'd get high as f***!"
Me-"Drunk, really. But ya, it hits you pretty quick."
"No, you're inhaling it so you'd get high."
"No, it's still alcohol in your bloodstream, it just gets there quicker. You get drunk."
"No, you'd get high. It's going in your lungs."
this conversation went on for about 3 minutes.... i had to walk away it was so frustrating

Husband: "Sex is out."
Wife: "Why?"
Husband: "Because I dropped a big deuce."
Wife: "Ok" *pukes a little in her mouf* "U can still hop ur stinky ass in the shower."
Husband: "I suppose I could."
Wife: *Analyzes conversation* "Ya know what, never mind."

I can't wait till Thursday.

Tourist are F'ing STUPID!!!!ROFL

Tacos rule.