Hi!

direckshun

Drunk guy joins you for a few minutes.

Don't bother. The thread is dead.

Well here it is late... Late for me that is... Been bowling in a tournament since 8am and I've made it from the round of 64 to the round of 16... Hopefully by 12 noon tomorrow I'll be in the round of eight and on the way to some dough...

I hope everyone has had a good day...

I hate to say goodnight so soon. But it's bedtime.

Night Planet

hi

Stop doing drugs

Just a lil of the green and some New Castle Brown Ale


nothing more than that

Good lord, Olathe and it's drug-addicted citizens.

what can we say

we are american

So you're never going to believe it. I'm here in my pajamas, sitting by my computer, getting ready for bed. When I see a commercial on TV, claiming that I could "talk to the most beautiful women imaginable" if I called this particular 900 number. And they had beautiful models, looked like they were stripped right out of a porn, posing and teasing the camera -- those gotta be some of the women that answer the phone, right?

Now, I'm not entirely sure if they'll let me meet them. But I can at least get some conversation in. I want you to grade some of the conversation starters I have planned:

1.) Hey there. What's it like being amongst the most beautiful women imaginable?
2.) What drove you to ignore the throngs of men at your feet, of which you could literally hand-select any one you want, and turn to find love through the telephone?
3.) Hi, what's your SSN?
4.) How do ticks spread lyme disease?

Give it some thought, let me know which one would be the most likely to win the heart of a girl I'd talk to over a 900 number.

You should ask her if she want to ****.

LMAO

You'll be talking to Hootie, no doubt.

I usually start with "What are you wearing right now?"

On another note, I'm I the only one that thinks that Debra Messing looks like a man in drag?

I don't think so, but Messing somehow became a fashion icon and a runway model or some shit.

She's decent, at best.

Fantastic hair, though. Love the hair.

I'm watching Kill Bill Vol 2. SUHWEET flick!

On that note, let me declare "Will & Grace," which already was a pretty lame show, as having the worst series conclusion of all time.

They both move on, but they somehow have children at exactly the same time, who end up going to the same college, end up rooming across the hall from one another, end up attracted to one another, and end up dating one another.

That is the stupidest ending to a series, ever. Heads and shoulders above Seinfeld going to jail.

ANd one of the best ever? ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT!

You could tell they were all pissed about getting cancelled, the writers wrote all that angry chit into the script ROFL.

I thought one of the best ever was Roseanne winning the lottery.

That was a clever way to conclude the show. Not very funny, but pretty clever.

I never watched that show after the first episode.

Ha! Just found one of the best series conclusions ever, Futurama's, on YouTube.

Fry writes an opera to express his feelings for Leela, having made a deal with the Devil giving him the Devil's hands, hands that enable him to write and perform the opera.

And things go awry, as Leela herself was deafened earlier in the episode, unbeknownst to Fry, and was thus unable to hear anything.... until!

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For you, I'm going with option 4. ;)

two faced son of a bitch yeah my ****ing mom died so i can constantly be sad and wish that i die without ****ing thinking about my son who busts his ass taking care of me because im ****ing depressed. WELL YOU KNOW WHAT ASSHOLE?!?!?! YOU WERE ****ING FIFTY WHEN YOU LOST YOUR ****ING MOM I WAS ****ING 23. YOU WERE MY BEST ****ING FRIEND YOU ****ING ASS****. EVERYTHINGS ****ING COOL FOR LIKE LESS than a ****ING MONTH AND THEN YOU ****ING PULL THIS SHIT!?! youll remember this day when im gone, yeah you ****ing dickwad I ****ing remember it. I remember a pussy asshole who begged for death everyday and beat on his wife just because he couldnt ****ing walk. ITS NOT MY ****ING FAULT!!!!!! YOU ****ING GOT HURT! NOT MY FAULT YOU HAD ME AFTER!!!!!!!AGAIN NOT MY FAULT so you ****ing punish me!?!? AND YOUR ****ING GRANDDAUGHTER? WHOS HER ****ING GRANDPA? NOONE ASSHOLE! NO ****ING ONE! WHY?? CUZ OF A ****ING LOSER

Yeah. Uhhh. Well.....

and you know why things happen for a reason? because someone or something causes it to ****ing happen. like how a little girl doesn't have a ****ing grandpa because someone didnt care enough about the people who helped him to help his ****ing self

You might not want to drink and post if there's something substantial on your mind.

you're a very intelligent individual.

Actually, I am. Don't go spreading that around though. I have a reputation to uphold.

Eh, I'm an "ignorant bast**d" and couldn't hide it if I wanted to. :D

But I thought you were an MVP who is a chiefsplanet icon...

Did you just use a curse word? :eek:

No I edited, and note the quotations indicating that it is actually someone else’s words. :D

Thank the lord.

LOL!!

The two are not mutually exclusive.

LMAO

"are you on steroids?"

"Alittle bit, bout a half a cup"

I really think Crazy should include me in the thread starter...I've been slowly working on building my post count on this thread, but it is tough to get to 200.

then spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam

or something

I've never had spam before.

It's damn vile.

I'm afraid to try it. I don't want it to ruin my taste for real ham.

Spam is fake ham? I guess that explains the rhyming pattern.

HAM! IN A CAN! THAT'S FAKE!

snappy advertising ideas.

Hoping for sarcasim on your post? What the F does spam taste like anyways?

I really didn't know it was fake ham. It tastes like rotten pussy.

Never had rotten pussy before, so guess I don't know that spam tastes like.

I've had rotten pussy and it tastes like stale ham.

If you had a dead cat under your bed smelling harsh for thirty days, you'd take a taste too.

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

Shit, nice man. ROFL

No words come to mind as to how to reply to that.

Ever had spam? ROFL

I swear I found it under my bed.

I'm not sure I should answer that without an attorney, or at least a therapist, present.

I have a degree in psychology. Well, I have a piece of paper that says I do.

I have added 8 posts to my count on this thread. I got to be around 15 or so now...hellz yeah.

You shoulda just stayed at 1 post. That's a pretty list.

Your Key to Good Sleep
 

I'm going to dedicate this to all those who can't sleep. And to the moderators, please don't punish me!

attic pig?

Wow. I'm crushed that I missed last night's dead animal / unclean woman discussion.

:Lin:

Is that what these dipshits talk about when we're not here? :rolleyes:

Where is everyone tonight?

Near Red Cloud, NE.

http://www.dalejtravis.com/barn/nebr...pg/ne09101.jpg

Picking up where we left off, Mr. Gawd Damned Nebraskan?

Just wanted you to know I was thinking about you.

How sweet :)

Aww crap...there goes my man card again. Hopefully no one else sees that.

Don't worry. It's just us. I won't tell. Noone else looks at this thread anyway........

REVOKED!!!

Maybe I should bury it by posting more pictures of barns.

DAMMIT!

If you're going to lurk, at least participate.

That will just get ya banned.

:rolleyes:
It's not lurking when you have work to do.

Excuses, excuses :p

It's bedtime.


Goodnight Planet

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I don't know how the hell you make a hysterical commercial out of Tide, but there you have it.

Holy hell that's hilarious.

Anybody else want to eat out a spider's insides?