What happens to our players if Houston closes the roof creating a dome today? Does that make them less succeptible to having someone get in their dome since there is an outer layer, or does will their domes be more fragile?

The Bono decision gets more frustrating with each passing Mouse AB.

I believe all the royals hitters 'domes' will explode if that happens.

We're back!

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>And now you&#39;re Royal. <a href="https://twitter.com/lordemusic">@lordemusic</a> meets <a href="https://twitter.com/Royals">@Royals</a> icon George Brett. <a href="http://t.co/7BPRW6VYJD">pic.twitter.com/7BPRW6VYJD</a></p>&mdash; MLB (@MLB) <a href="https://twitter.com/MLB/statuses/456405512977129472">April 16, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Brett knee deep in a bottle of Scotch posing for pics.

I saw this story on our KTLA morning news Entertainment report. They basically said that Lorde summoned Brett to meet her in Las Vegas yesterday (I think it was yesterday, I know it was in Vegas.)

I told my wife that Brett probably had one hand in her pants and the other one cleaning the shit out of his. Bad things happen in Vegas for George.

2/1 odds that he shit his pants at some point during his visit.

any takers?

No sane man takes that bet.

Whats the age of consent in Vegas? lol

Lorde has that uncomfortable look on her face like "get away from me you creepy old man"

What does Brett smell like?

judging from the shit-eatin' grin on Brett's face...I bet she has a HUGE bush.

nachos and brut?

That's just her face.

I thought Old Spice might be in there somewhere...