hootie seems real sensitive to how other people post for some reason.

Not sure what the psychology is behind it is. I liken it to a kid getting upset if others in the room don't do things his way he starts kicking and screaming calling them names.

You have to understand; King is full-LCS. He's been infected and can not think in his right mind anymore. I just use the 'idiotic babble to English'-translator when those rare occaisons crop up that I feel the need to actually read his day-old muleshit. Did I mention "rare"?

Welp, gotta' get that boy on the quarantine list.

LMAO The most grammatically illiterate poster on the site talking about reading someone else's posts. LMAO

How exactly do you decide which words you're going to hyphenate and where to put the apostrophes in your sentences?
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89. Rausch
Join Date: 8/28/00
Total Posts: 41,905

I legitimately do not like Rausch. I think he has terrible takes on football. Actually I don't think that, I know that. He is literally one of the dumbest sports posters on this board. He'll constantly come at my takes with such terrible rebuttals that I'm not sure if he's trying to troll me or if he's being serious. Then I realize he's honestly too dumb to be good at trolling and so I just start feeling sorry for him. I'm almost certain that Rausch has at least 5 tattoos, and they are all probably terrible. Tattoos are super gay. When I think Rausch, I think Leonardio DiCaprio. No, no, no. Not Titanic Leo. I'm thinking Basketball Diaries Leo. But just the part where he's sucking a bunch of D for heroine in public restrooms. Oh wait, maybe that's KC Tattoo. Ah shit, I don't know. Actually he's probably more like Leo from 'What's Eating Gilbert Grape.' Actually that's probably more like KC Nut. Maybe he's just too much of a bundle of sticks to resemble anyone other than his bundle of sticks self. Anyways, I was looking through his thread history and he probably is the only person in the world less interesting than Dave. I thought Dave's threads generated little interest...but then I looked at Rausch's. Christ. It's bad. You know what...I was just thinking about Rausch being Leo in Gilbert Grape again and I was thinking...who would be his mother? You know, the fat bitch who is literally stuck to her recliner because she's too ****ing fat to even stand up? I drew blanks. Do we know anyone like that on this site? ... ...

Pros: Recycles. Enjoys all you can eat buffets but is respectful about it. Seriously Frazod, shoving 8 pieces of fried chicken and 3 pumps of chocolate pudding into your wife's purse is pathetic. I could see 2 pumps, but 3? Really? And women don't like giant purses. I understand it serves a purpose in your life but come on man...it's not always about you.

Cons: Terrible bowler. Watches movies in all Spanish because 4 months ago he accidentally hit the SAP button and hasn't realized it because he's a dipshit. Hates Boyz II Men.

Outlook: No more threads. No more tattoos. Remember to get to the buffet BEFORE Frazod. Stop going to bars that have meatloaf specials it's weird. I realize Leo is pretty badass but it's turning into an unhealthy obsession. Saying pianist because it sounds like penis is pretty immature and trivial, guy.

LMAOLMAO

2 pooties.

Whether or not you're on board with the concept or its alleged originality, there's no denying that Meat Whistle offers a pretty funny couple of lines or two in each of these breakdowns.

My chrome dinged a malware on this picture. FYI "WARNING MALICIOUS etc..."


Seriously.

There was a real bar where I live that used to have meatloaf specials and we just thought it was the funniest thing ever. Really? Meatloaf at a dive bar? You'd drive by and it would be on the big sign, "MEATLOAF! $4.99"