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Hammock Parties 12-17-2008 10:33 PM

Haha.

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Hi there, saw your ad on Craigslist. I am married, 24, looking for a long term FWB. I am 8 months pregnant, but I'm not getting the sexual or intellectual stimulation that I need, so I'm looking to make life a little more interesting. I am looking for good conversation and well as someone who is sensual. I think of myself as a very sweet person who is very giving. Please ask whatever details you'd like to know. I look forward to hearing from you.

OnTheWarpath15 12-17-2008 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5306835)
Haha.

Dear God.

I'm speechless.

Tribal Warfare 12-17-2008 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5306835)
Haha.

at least you know she puts out ::evil:

SPchief 12-17-2008 10:44 PM

go for it, atleast you know you wouldn't get her knocked up

KCUnited 12-17-2008 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5306835)
Haha.

Probably your best shot at a 3some. :shrug:

Hammock Parties 12-18-2008 12:26 AM

SHIT I GOT A LIVE ONE

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your profile made me laugh.. not in a bad way.. please dont take it that way.
Your pictures are cute/ funny. Those jeans by the way are great! haha
WHAT DO I DO HELP HELP

88TG88 12-18-2008 12:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5307104)
SHIT I GOT A LIVE ONE



WHAT DO I DO HELP HELP

put it on her

/thread

unothadeal 12-18-2008 12:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5307104)
SHIT I GOT A LIVE ONE



WHAT DO I DO HELP HELP

Reply back: How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to brake the ice. Hi, I'm Clayton.

L.A. Chieffan 12-18-2008 12:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5307104)
SHIT I GOT A LIVE ONE



WHAT DO I DO HELP HELP

ask her if she knows that ted bundy's first dog was a collie named lassie

Hammock Parties 12-18-2008 12:31 AM

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/6...3749zd9au5.jpg

unothadeal 12-18-2008 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5307104)
SHIT I GOT A LIVE ONE



WHAT DO I DO HELP HELP

Ask her what her interests are, "who she be with"?
Things to make her smile, what numbers to dial
You two gon' be there for a while, you gon' go call your crew
she go call her crew
You can rendezvou at the bar around two

unothadeal 12-18-2008 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5307120)

Looks like a bitch

Hammock Parties 12-18-2008 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Sandy Limpdick (Post 5307126)
Looks like a bitch

Long as she wants the dick!

unothadeal 12-18-2008 12:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5307128)
Long as she wants the dick!

I meant the dog. Unless you already knew that....:spock:

Hammock Parties 12-18-2008 12:34 AM

Peanut butter joke!


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