She doesn't look too bad

gross

Oh noes she doesn't have a perfect stomach...oh noes!

eh, she's not bad at all. just seemed a good time to use a clerks 2 joke/reference.

'torch of gondor'

I somehow doubt Claythan scores a cheerleader. Even though that is what he has his sights set on.

Not really. I'm far from picky. I do have standards, though. No balding chicks.

Go for it dude.

Agreed.

Redhead isn't so bad. I would probably do her if I had a long dry spell just to get out of the funk

wasnt she on the rock of loveROFL really i dont think so but she resembles that chick

I have discovered a secret font of knowledge.

http://www.theattractionforums.com/forum/online-game/

breeding grounds of pedophiles

women are an alien species with an incomprehensible logic process and have enslaved men with their wiley culture of oppression and sexual self-prostitution and that is why i refuse to have sex. i am the golden stallion, a bronzed adonis, and women pretend not to desire me because to submit is to shun their supremacy and the female confederacy precludes pandering to intelligent men without assuring themselves of complete control and that is why i am still technically a virgin although thats entirely a populist notion which i reject in its moronic simplicity

Claythan are you every going to get laid? This thread has been going for months and no action? Turn off the computer and go to the bar or something...find you a bar slut about last call...even you can score. Once you get a taste of the real thing you won't look back...trust me!