who-wayyyyy ooooooooooo


:D

Not necessarily a bad thing, IMO...considering the hilarious jokes about Michael Jackson and OJ Simpson that presumably led to him being fired... along with Don Ohlmeyer having a pretty skewed perception of what is funny.

Im surprised kinda. I figured SNR would have ripped my shitty trophy store job and my ex-addiction to pain killers lol

Those would have been good, too. But again, look at how many people I have to roast. To get every single roast perfect, I basically have to remember everything funny that has ever happened in the posting lives of about 70 or 80 different users.

Like, just as an exercise, let's pick beerme or Dr. Facebook Fever. There's no way he'll make the list. Now, given how much time you spend posting on Chiefs Planet per day, make a roast about him. Uhh.. well... going through the archives is an option if you know what you're looking for. If you don't, then you've got tens of thousands of posts to browse through. Awesome, right? So more than likely you're going to go off of memory.

So quick, what are some things you could use? Uhh... he likes drinking, he has no real friends, he has wife problems, he wanted to get banned for some reason for being douche of the year that one time... I think that's it, right... okay. Good. That's enough material. Just type up the roast and send it to the presses.

Now that's done.... OH SHIT! ****! You missed a great opportunity to crack about how he's always talking about his daughter's boyfriend and how much he likes him. Classic gay jokes were missed. Shit. Welp, that's too bad. That roast got ruined. Onto the next one, I guess?

You see, it's a lot harder than it looks.

yeah I don't envy you

You're starting to sound like Hootie :evil:

I have actually thought about how demanding something like this would be .
Pretty sure I could never do it.
There should be no rush to it. If you got time, you got time. If not.....
As long as you eventually finish, no one should complain about shit. This is a lot of work.

This job does that shit to you.

If I end up Heath Ledgering myself, you should all feel terrible

:deevee: such a cross to bear-lol I am sure the people that have been roasted feel terrible for you. ;)

Funny the % of trophy store workers that are addicted to pain killers-maybe being surrounded by all that Win all day-starts to make you feel like a failure. :hmmm:

I will feel terrible if this job forces you to make out with Jake Gyllenhaal and then play the Joker in a extremely overrated Batman movie.

I Have you at 124

You'll feel like a million bucks right before you kick it, though.

24mg of hydromorphone? Ledger must have had one hell of a tolerance to even attempt that.

12 might actually kill the average joe.

British for having parts of both sexes I believe

Hamas would be perfect to roast the poster after discuss...absolutely perfect