ChiefsPlanet

ChiefsPlanet (https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/index.php)
-   Nzoner's Game Room (https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/forumdisplay.php?f=1)
-   -   Poop The Top 101 CP posters of 2014...Presented by htismaqe (https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=283869)

Direckshun 07-15-2014 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 10747586)
Ok, go ahead then.

I read Stephen Hawking's theory on imaginary time this morning, and I still have no idea what it is.

rico 07-15-2014 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 10747586)
Ok, go ahead then.

This.

rico 07-15-2014 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 10747592)
I read Stephen Hawking's theory on imaginary time this morning, and I still have no idea what it is.

https://forums.oneplus.net/attachmen...a-o-gif.26049/

Direckshun 07-15-2014 08:56 AM

I'm going to go shit in a bucket.

I'll probably want to say things later. I'll come back.

Discuss Thrower 07-15-2014 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 10747592)
I read Stephen Hawking's theory on imaginary time this morning, and I still have no idea what it is.

That's because you're a clod.

rico 07-15-2014 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 10747602)
I'm going to go shit in a bucket.

I'll probably want to say things later. I'll come back.

Will this be done in your imaginary time or in CP time?

RealSNR 07-15-2014 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10747575)
Not at first.

In retrospect, I think that one reply does cover 3 things about me. I love watching old-school basketball documentaries. I like The Office a lot. And the response also indicated that I am a Norm Macdonald fan. That (the Norm reference ) should explain more than anything in terms of what I think is funny.

Norm is ****ing hilarious.

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/lL0WayC7jW0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Donger 07-15-2014 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10747346)
I mean, unfair shit is going to get said about you in these roasts.

For example, you know that interview I had with Donger? I made the whole thing up. It never happened.

Shocking, I know.

Of course it never happened. The responses you attributed to me were not even close to what I would say.

RealSNR 07-15-2014 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10747378)
SNR, when you first started roasting, you mentioned there were a few guys you REALLY wanted to take shots at. Have those names come up yet?

A few have come up where I think, "Oooh... this will be fun."

But none of them are on "my" list. Which really is only about 2 or 3 people.

RealSNR 07-15-2014 09:50 AM

I think if I could, I have some people in mind that I'd like to hand tonight's roast off to just because I know they could do a better job than me. Kind of like Discuss Thrower, I'm going to make some cracks about this guy, but then I'm almost positive that people will come by and say, "Aw man, you totally missed joking about the time this guy was in this one thread and blah blah blah blah dildos and transvestites." I know I'm going to miss something, but whatever. That's just the way it is.

Dayze 07-15-2014 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10747582)
Thank you for helping me really dig down and find myself.

your mom found herself.

...and went to college and gained 10lbs.



BOOM

SAUTO 07-15-2014 10:35 AM

rico, your boy got fired from snl...

rico 07-15-2014 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10747702)
your mom found herself.

...and went to college and gained 10lbs.



BOOM

Where'd she gain the other 100?

Saccopoo 07-15-2014 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 10747706)
rico, your boy got fired from snl...

For not being funny.

Discuss Thrower 07-15-2014 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10747659)
I think if I could, I have some people in mind that I'd like to hand tonight's roast off to just because I know they could do a better job than me. Kind of like Discuss Thrower, I'm going to make some cracks about this guy, but then I'm almost positive that people will come by and say, "Aw man, you totally missed joking about the time this guy was in this one thread and blah blah blah blah dildos and transvestites." I know I'm going to miss something, but whatever. That's just the way it is.

You roasted to the level of your incompetence. #PeterPrinciple


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 12:36 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.