My head is full of random thoughts today.

Well, this would be the place for them. Does one of them include taking cellphone shots of yourself naked and uploading them? That's a good place to start.

I don't think that would be good for any of us.

In looking for an image that says "says me" I found the following image...

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo...bhtko1_400.jpg

That is a supremely nice ass.

And remember the conversation from another thread about your self-esteem? Instead of saying, "I don't think that would be good for any of us," you say something like, "I would bestow the greatness of my nudity upon you but I'd be afraid to ruin sex with your wives from that point on as you'd only be picturing me instead."

Oh, yeah, and "Caddyshack" starts at 8pm on AMC.

<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/26570444?title=0&amp;byline=0&amp;portrait=0" width="400" height="300" frameborder="0"></iframe><p><a href="http://vimeo.com/26570444">Sesame Street breaks it down</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/wonderfulca">Wonderful Creative</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</p>

I'd hit it.

That's a sign from God. *nod nod nod*

Just noticed that the pink ice cream towards the right cheek looks like two balls and a downward-pointing penis. Subliminal!

Just watched "Captain America". I need some Nazis to kill now, I'm feeling all testosteroney.

I'd hit it also, but is that a bowl of melting dicks? Wtf is that pink thing? That's a dick, no? A bowl of dicks. hmmmm.

I'd hit it, but I might feel a little weird about licking her ass where the big pink dick is. I'd probably have to avoid that spot for fear of stirring up conflicting emotions.