Random insult thread...it may...hold on that's every thread

If anyone is interested in original community theater, my short play is one of the short plays included in the City Theatre of Independence Play Write Festival.

nazi skinhead zombies keep me up at night.

Noisy neighbors?

All that moaning and bumping into things late at night.

My neighbors are lucky. I'm married. No moaning or bumping things at all during the night.

TBS is showing "The Sure Thing" right now. Mmmm, Daphne Zuniga of 1985, one of my favorites on my teenage "Girls I Want To ****" list. (As in, when I was a teen. Not teen girls. That's a totally different list.)

EDIT: Wow, just imdb-ed the film and realized "the sure thing" was Nicolette Sheridan. :hump:

The beer buying seems to be man's work. You'll send the women folk to town to get machinery or autoparts. If beer needs to be got also, some how you can tear yourself away. I have noticed while purchasing the amber gold, that little old ladies buying beer just makes me sad. It seems out of place & wrong

LMAO

I just got a call from the producer at the theater, who told me my play was named audience choice winner for best play.

Hung out at a friend's house today. They have three kids under the age of 5. If I was a parent, I'd feel like doing nothing but sleeping all the time. I don't see how you do it! Nothing like having a four year old and a two year old climbing all over you. I had a blast. Just a tad more wiped out than I thought I would be..lol.

Five year olds and two year old see only jungle gyms in people.

When lightning bugs first start to appear, it's still light out & they glow yellow. When all the light has gone they glow green. So the night must be a really dark blue

Meh. If you're a woman, that'll happen to you if there are just men in the house too.

Except for the ones you want.