The media is going down the Tiger path in regards to Mahomes. Allen, Burrow, Herbert, Lamar are the football version of Mickelson, Sabatini, Garcia, etc.

They want so badly for someone to be at or above Patrick's level and there isn't anyone who is particularly close.

I fixed up all that bullshit you just typed.

Does it hurt to be as ****ing stupid as you are?

It's what happens when queers eat shit pie.

Ah, that makes sense

Their defense should get about 75% of the credit for the success they've had the last couple years.

bunghole fans...
 

Trust me. There's lots of stupid around here and none of it comes from me.

You either A: don't really believe that or B: are a freakin' moron.

:hmmm:

Oh no, 99% of the stupid shit on CP comes from rival fans such as yourself. Like the dumbass who came here last night to troll the board instead of watching his team play on national tv. That dude is a total reerun

I'm sad that i have to explain this. But i think it speaks to the "stupid" we're talking about.

When i'm sitting in my chair, i have a TV on the wall and i have a computer monitor on a table in front of me.

This may come as a shock to you so you better sit down.

Ready?

I can actually watch the game and browse the internet at the same time by either watching on TV and browsing on the monitor in front of me, or i can watch the game one one browser of the computer and switch to another tab to browse the internet.

That's almost as stupid as the reerun that thinks citing attendance at football games is the only barometer for determining "real" fandom.

I think he was really injured and had to play through pain but i don't think, as so many fans on here like to say, he "played on one leg". Some of that was for one of those 'moments' that people love so much in sports.

Big Ben used to eat that shit up.

Oh OH we beat the Rams! As if that's some great accomplishment. They have lost twice to real teams. Titans defense gonna bust Joe in his mouth.

I would never go to a rivals board in general, but to do it when my team is on national tv is master reerun level. You can make all the excuses you want, but your actions speak volumes as to your intelligence level. You, diklix and knowmo should start a secret society of dumbasses

It's just a fun way of saying it... yeah, it blows it out of proportion if you're taking it literally, but I don't think people say it so everyone can envision him hopping on one leg like immediately after it happened in the Jags game.

And some people have stretched it into even Mahomes making it look worse than it was... :rolleyes:

Big Ben was a playmaker warrior. Joe is a boring statue pocket guy not capable of taking over a game.

I think, in pretty much every sport, players will play it up more than it is. Not initially but once things are stable, guys are looking for that iconic moment.

What are you afraid of?

Big Ben was a douchy, serial rapist, injury faking pussy.

I felt like he was doing the opposite. He kept saying he was "fine" over and over and insisting things were okay for the most part. It was hard to believe that considering what we know about high ankle sprains, but he kept pushing that he was all good. The one moment where he dropped that whole act was near the end of the first half in the Super Bowl because it finally just hurt too bad for him to not.

I didn't hear anything from Mahomes specific that made it sound worse than it was, but I don't pay attention much to sports media and interviews.. and doing anything in-game to make it more dramatic would be pretty childish and even show a lack of focus... when he's screaming on the sidelines, I really doubt he was doing it for the cameras. Dude's a professional, not some backyard football bullshit.

lol. Got it. ROFLROFLROFL

Who threw a TD in a Superbowl to take the lead at the end of the game... I think someone else had that opportunity and didn't...

https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2...6WFx/giphy.gif

Come on now. It's possible to say Patrick is as human as anyone else and capable of playing to the moment without besmirching his reputation.

Sounds like a guy that has two more Super Bowl rings than any team in bum**** ohio will ever have.

LolROFLROFLROFLROFL Burn baby burn.

I think the Canton Bulldogs or some ancient fossil of a team once won an NFL Championship.

If the Bengals lost last night, I was going to do an old yeller gif of Burrow... oh come on, the calf will heal!

https://y.yarn.co/3773a067-7dc3-4ff1...6d660_text.gif

Until you factor in all the stats and highlight videos that completely go against that theory.

Fortunately, that's one you can keep in the bank for a while.

We're going to need you to post a fake photo of yourself holding up some fake notes fairly quickly. DiqLix is really taking the lead in the opposing fan troll contest. Step up your game.

You have to go play Tennessee ROFL.

I won't be surprised if you are standing 2-5 before you have to play the Bills.

Dammit, i always go the wrong way. I had a pic of my dick next to a stick of deodorant ready to go...

Would it help if i wrote notes on my dick?

Check the Bengals history against the Titans. I'm not worried about that game. I'm thinking 4-3, worst case, before Buffalo.

This will be the first time in his career that Burrow will have to face a complete Chiefs team. Probably top 5 on both sides of the ball. He’s so ****ed.

Yeah. I double checked.

Your old Bengals team isn't walking through that door.

Their DL is going to make mincemeat of Gimpy Joe.

GIF while you can.

Right now you are praying your team can limp into Week 17 hoping it means anything at all.

Get em Clayster!!!

No argument.


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9/27

(flips over)

Bearc


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Bengals offense current rankings:

Points per game: 28th
Total yards per game: 30th
Passing yards per game 27th
Rushing yards per game: 29th

Not elite.

How long do the Bungles continue to trot whoever that is in the Joe Burrow mask out there?

This dude is clearly compromised due to either injury, or the fear of making it worse.

Hard to imagine their backup can't do better than this while he rehabs the calf.

Currently getting piss pounded by Tennessee 24-3 after an amazing 77 yard first half by Joe not so cool.

Window closed.

Unfortunately I have him in fantasy. Like their coaching staff, I look at it every week and think he has Higgins and Chase it’ll be fine. Then it’s not fine. It’s not okay. It’s Tyler Palko.

Tee Higgins out

These arrogant bastards sure had this coming, strutting around running their mouths like they were the champions

lol

Burrow isn't getting any healthier and the bye week isn't going to be enough for him to recover

Your season is all but over lmao

They're dead

Burrow is ****in CHEEKS

This is the other side of Joe Burrow. Joe Furrow.

Lmao, **** the bungholes

I got him and Chase in my FF. God dammit lol

Hey, they were second place in the entire league two years ago— show some respect.

where’s rfaulk at

We'll see him in September

On Bengals forum they are asking how long they until they are out from Burrow's contract.

They still haven't noticed how much OBJ sucks.

The Bungles are back baby!

Bengals are going through what we did in early 2021.

Not every team has a steady and consistent hand like Andy and a driven, near madman like Patrick to right the ship mid season.

I know Zac Taylor is known for slow starts, but this one feels different.

Converting 3rd down is down right unBengal

Oh he'll show up. Just won't be taking many more shots at our tackles lol

so it doesnt get lost

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Orlando Brown Jr. ROASTED for the sack and strip <a href="https://t.co/9aUPDbg40U">pic.twitter.com/9aUPDbg40U</a></p>&mdash; ��️ Red Tribe Cinema (@ClayWendler) <a href="https://twitter.com/ClayWendler/status/1708560479818252318?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 1, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

rfaulk is your line a cause for concern yet?

lolololololololol

I was wondering how he was doing, hate to see it (not!)

“I’m him!!” LMAO

What a blunder signing OBJ.

Mahomes made OBJ look serviceable. Burrow is a statue. He's a back up at best.

We’re getting better play from Donovan Smith than we ever got from Brown for 1 year, $4 million plus incentives.

Thank god that fat sack of shit turned down Veach’s best offer. Really saved Brett from himself on that one. Would have been a huge mistake to pay him even what the Bengals are.

LMAO
What a dumbass!

Its almost like brown is a RT shoehorned in as a left tackle.


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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Pass rush specialist Orlando Brown Jr. racking up the sacks today. <a href="https://t.co/jn1NzSCZ56">pic.twitter.com/jn1NzSCZ56</a></p>&mdash; ��️ Red Tribe Cinema (@ClayWendler) <a href="https://twitter.com/ClayWendler/status/1708567861503922324?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 1, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F7YNvoTW...g&name=900x900

Bears coaches are total ****ing morons.

Tell us again how the Bengals fixed their line by stealing obj from us. I like that one

Outstanding again from Burrow and OBJ. 3 points - terrifying offense, rfaulk