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Simply Red 06-03-2014 07:24 PM

I finally killed this thread. :thumb:

digger 06-03-2014 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 10668933)
I finally killed this thread. :thumb:

http://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/k...t-over-yet.png

digger 06-03-2014 07:31 PM

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/81/81a3...b5cf7af5bc.jpg

Dayze 06-03-2014 07:34 PM

2 Girls 1 Finger was gnarly too. WTF is wrong with people lol.


I blame everyone here for making me watch those. I hope you can all sleep at night.

Dayze 06-03-2014 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10668511)
That was awesome.

I wonder if it was real. I mean....jesus, I can't imagine if it was real......

Dayze 06-03-2014 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10668539)
That was horrific.

next time I get pissed at someone I'm going to tell them to go sit on a jar.

TLO 06-03-2014 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog (Post 10668594)
Big Smoke you still banging that 1 chick?

Oh yeah. She's on lockdown for now.

Reerun_KC 06-03-2014 08:24 PM

Hi everyone.

Pasta Little Brioni 06-03-2014 08:40 PM

I had heard that too Simply. I even asked mjac if he was that person and he played dumb.

Pasta Little Brioni 06-03-2014 08:41 PM

Dayze is baked out of his mind right now

Pasta Little Brioni 06-03-2014 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 10668933)
I finally killed this thread. :thumb:

Nothing will stop this from getting completed

rico 06-03-2014 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10668501)
jesus titty ****ing christ.

2 Girsl 1 Cup was bad.. but the on the same page, I saw one called "1 Man 1 Jar", and I literally felt woozy.


Quote:

Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10668386)
Puhleeeeeeeze record your reaction while watching and post here afterwards.

LMAO I recorded my dad's reaction to 2 Girls 1 Cup like 5 years ago and posted it on youtube. It was hilarious. My dad is notorious in town for being a rather hot-headed dude. He's a long-time wrestling coach. Anyways, everyone who watched it, laughed their butts off...especially the people who know him.
Here is the vid:

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/ECNfVTDuB5U" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Hammock Parties 06-03-2014 10:39 PM

Old uptight conservative boomers. LMAO

TimBone 06-03-2014 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10669396)
LMAO I recorded my dad's reaction to 2 Girls 1 Cup like 5 years ago and posted it on youtube. It was hilarious. My dad is notorious in town for being a rather hot-headed dude. He's a long-time wrestling coach. Anyways, everyone who watched it, laughed their butts off...especially the people who know him.
Here is the vid:

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/ECNfVTDuB5U" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

LMAO I love the reaction vids way more than the actual gross out vids themselves.

rico 06-03-2014 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10669400)
Old uptight conservative boomers. LMAO

LMAO Hit the nail on the head...he's a real intense, conservative boomer. He's pretty cool. :)

I wish I would have kept the camera rolling for another 5 seconds or so because the sentence that came out of his mouth immediately after I hit the stop button was, "now leave me alone, dumbass. I want to finish this ****ing game of Spider Solitaire."

ShortRoundChief 06-03-2014 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog (Post 10667988)
I havent bitched about it for years and what you continue to fail to understand is I was applying for an important job position at the time that photoshopped photo could have easily costed me a job oppertunity. Whats the big deal about someone requesting to take a photo down?

I'm of the belief that you should be able to spell opportunity before you qualify for an education position.

Simply Red 06-03-2014 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10669201)
I had heard that too Simply. I even asked mjac if he was that person and he played dumb.

I think it is him - researching some of the past.

It doesn't matter - I didn't realize it was such a touchy topic.

Rudy Lost the Toss neg'd me over it - I found that more bizarre than offensive.

Pretty positive RLTT is a Kotter dupe - I am usually joking when I reference the Kotter dupe thingy - but I'm thinking there's validity to this claim.

ShortRoundChief 06-03-2014 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 10668041)
Utah...

Utah's got a lot of my shit then.

ShortRoundChief 06-03-2014 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10668363)
I'm having a bad few days. Logged 87.5 hours in what was supposed to be a 4-day work week.

15 hour days, including Saturdays and Sundays, it getting exhausting.

The biggest reason I haven't done any roasts (outside of not having much time) is that it's completely zapped me of any joy or vigor.

I just wanna punch kittens.

Obligatory tactless pound them pussies post here.

TimBone 06-03-2014 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10669396)
LMAO I recorded my dad's reaction to 2 Girls 1 Cup like 5 years ago and posted it on youtube. It was hilarious. My dad is notorious in town for being a rather hot-headed dude. He's a long-time wrestling coach. Anyways, everyone who watched it, laughed their butts off...especially the people who know him.
Here is the vid:

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/ECNfVTDuB5U" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

This reaction vid is pretty good too....that young girl seems like she was really affected by the vid.

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/bShUwehhARg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

rico 06-03-2014 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10669429)
This reaction vid is pretty good too....that young girl seems like she was really affected by the vid.

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/bShUwehhARg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Edit...didn't see the video below.

rico 06-03-2014 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10669429)
This reaction vid is pretty good too....that young girl seems like she was really affected by the vid.

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/bShUwehhARg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

LMAO, the sound that dude makes when he grunts is hilarious.

Pepe Silvia 06-03-2014 11:38 PM

I'm not 100 percent on this but was one man/one jar that video where the guy sticks a jar up his ass and it breaks? lol

Baby Lee 06-03-2014 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10668501)
jesus titty ****ing christ.

2 Girsl 1 Cup was bad.. but the on the same page, I saw one called "1 Man 1 Jar", and I literally felt woozy.

Worse than BMI Pain Olympics?

Baby Lee 06-03-2014 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 10668672)
Damnit....hate....you.....guys...:shake:

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/v-bvHlb2Fe8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Baby Lee 06-03-2014 11:58 PM

Spoiler!


Ssshhhh, we're baiting a drunk/high Dayze. ;)

crazycoffey 06-04-2014 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 10668933)
I finally killed this thread. :thumb:

It was euthanasic....

Pasta Little Brioni 06-04-2014 06:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10669412)
LMAO Hit the nail on the head...he's a real intense, conservative boomer. He's pretty cool. :)

I wish I would have kept the camera rolling for another 5 seconds or so because the sentence that came out of his mouth immediately after I hit the stop button was, "now leave me alone, dumbass. I want to finish this ****ing game of Spider Solitaire."

That's about how I pictured milkman

Simply Red 06-04-2014 06:42 AM

PBJPBJPBJ


FirstDownSammie did NOT make the list!



PBJPBJPBJ

TribalElder 06-04-2014 06:50 AM

Nobody go in the bathroom for at least 30 min

blaise 06-04-2014 07:15 AM

So Chocolate Hog was the guy that posted a fake business review? I didn't realize. That's pretty douchey.

SAUTO 06-04-2014 07:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blaise (Post 10669552)
So Chocolate Hog was the guy that posted a fake business review? I didn't realize. That's pretty douchey.

well he was one of them...

Dayze 06-04-2014 07:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10669396)
LMAO I recorded my dad's reaction to 2 Girls 1 Cup like 5 years ago and posted it on youtube. It was hilarious. My dad is notorious in town for being a rather hot-headed dude. He's a long-time wrestling coach. Anyways, everyone who watched it, laughed their butts off...especially the people who know him.
Here is the vid:

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/ECNfVTDuB5U" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

awesome..
there were times he reminds me of:
http://www.orble.com/images/jeff-dunham-walter.jpg

Dayze 06-04-2014 07:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 10669459)
Worse than BMI Pain Olympics?

great....
now something else I have to look at.

it sounds horrible.

Dayze 06-04-2014 07:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 10669466)

Ssshhhh, we're baiting a drunk/high Dayze. ;)

I wish I was after seeing the guy with the pickled beets jar.......

milkman 06-04-2014 07:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10669529)
That's about how I pictured milkman

You think that pansy reminds you of me?

I'da slapped Rico upside his head in that situation.

No offense to your dad, Rico.

htismaqe 06-04-2014 07:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by milkman (Post 10669591)
You think that pansy reminds you of me?

I'da slapped Rico upside his head in that situation.

No offense to your dad, Rico.

ROFL

Marcellus 06-04-2014 08:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10669576)
great....
now something else I have to look at.

it sounds horrible.

I made it about 25 seconds and then shut it off, there is no reason to watch that. None.

milkman 06-04-2014 08:13 AM

I haven't seen any of these vids, and the reactions to these vids leaves me with no curiosity or desire to see them, and were I Rico's dad with the knowledge that Rico is wanting me to watch something just to get my reaction, I would'a slapped him upside his head just for that, and never have watched any part of that vid to start with.

frankotank 06-04-2014 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10668501)
jesus titty ****ing christ.

2 Girsl 1 Cup was bad.. but the on the same page, I saw one called "1 Man 1 Jar", and I literally felt woozy.

you poor bastard..... :(

unfortunately....I've seen 2 girls 1 cup (personally I think they shot pudding up their asses....but whatever).....and it's something I can't unsee.

so lemon party and blue waffles....or whatever they are called....will not see!

but someone feel free to tell me what they are. :thumb:

Simply Red 06-04-2014 08:22 AM

I don't think I ever even saw that 2 girls 1 cup deal - sounds like I'm fortunate for not partaking in that viewing.

Dayze 06-04-2014 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 10669623)
I don't think I ever even saw that 2 girls 1 cup deal - sounds like I'm fortunate for not partaking in that viewing.

do it. Pussy.

Dayze 06-04-2014 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marcellus (Post 10669611)
I made it about 25 seconds and then shut it off, there is no reason to watch that. None.

what is the gist of it?

Rams Fan 06-04-2014 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 10669459)
Worse than BMI Pain Olympics?

I know what that's about. And I refuse to watch that.

**** that shit.

Marcellus 06-04-2014 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10669629)
what is the gist of it?

Lets just say everything you never want to happen to your penis.

Rams Fan 06-04-2014 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marcellus (Post 10669646)
Lets just say everything you never want to happen to your penis.

Something very painful that you never want to happen to your penis.

Dayze 06-04-2014 08:42 AM

so it's pretty bad, I take it?

Titty Meat 06-04-2014 09:21 AM

That is minor leagues compared to the BME pain olympics.

I remember my friend sent me a link to that and some dude was nailing his dick to the floor.

htismaqe 06-04-2014 09:29 AM

http://www.animationplaza.com/1/anim...it_nail_hc.gif

crazycoffey 06-04-2014 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 10669623)
I don't think I ever even saw that 2 girls 1 cup deal - sounds like I'm fortunate for not partaking in that viewing.

It's not that horrible and probably set up, it's become sort of trendy to record your own (or others) reactions to watching it. Be cool, don't be a lame ass like milkman, record your reaction while you watch it and let us see it.

No offense milk, ok maybe a little you dumbass.......

Halfcan 06-04-2014 09:34 AM

This thread sure has taken a dark turn.

crazycoffey 06-04-2014 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10669711)

Hit the nail on the head, on the head. I didn't repeat myself or stutter.....

ROFL

milkman 06-04-2014 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 10669718)
It's not that horrible and probably set up, it's become sort of trendy to record your own (or others) reactions to watching it. Be cool, don't be a lame ass like milkman, record your reaction while you watch it and let us see it.

No offense milk, ok maybe a little you dumbass.......

Whether real or fake, what's the point?

A dumbass watches because he, or she, is a dumbass.

It's stupidity.

gblowfish 06-04-2014 09:42 AM

How did a discussion of our top 101 posters end up talking about Two Girls and One Cup?
Oh right...this is the CP.
It was inevitable.

Dayze 06-04-2014 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rams Fan (Post 10669650)
Something very painful that you never want to happen to your penis.

are you shittin' me? LMAO

my wife is going to crap when she sees my browsing history after last nigh looking up all that stuff.

Dayze 06-04-2014 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 10669733)
How did a discussion of our top 101 posters end up talking about Two Girls and One Cup?
Oh right...this is the CP.
It was inevitable.

it's the intermission until the next roast.

and, because it's CP. A prayer thread could turn into a scat discussion.

rico 06-04-2014 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10669570)
awesome..
there were times he reminds me of:
http://www.orble.com/images/jeff-dunham-walter.jpg

LMAO

I hadn't ever made that connection before.

Dayze 06-04-2014 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frankotank (Post 10669621)
you poor bastard..... :(

unfortunately....I've seen 2 girls 1 cup (personally I think they shot pudding up their asses....but whatever).....and it's something I can't unsee.

so lemon party and blue waffles....or whatever they are called....will not see!

but someone feel free to tell me what they are. :thumb:

I think Blue Waffle is just an image. Lemon party is a video I've yet to see.

I might have to check it out along with BME Pain Olympics tonight.

rico 06-04-2014 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10669529)
That's about how I pictured milkman

I was called a dumbass by my dad so many times growing up that I basically answered to it. In fact, I still kind of do. Therefore, whenever I see milkman refer to someone as a dumbass, I get flashbacks and think of my dad.

Chief Roundup 06-04-2014 10:42 AM

What in the world is going on in here?????

Simply Red 06-04-2014 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chief Roundup (Post 10669835)
What in the world is going on in here?????

you made the list.

Chief Roundup 06-04-2014 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 10669838)
you made the list.

So that is what made it go all dark in this thread.

rico 06-04-2014 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by milkman (Post 10669614)
I haven't seen any of these vids, and the reactions to these vids leaves me with no curiosity or desire to see them, and were I Rico's dad with the knowledge that Rico is wanting me to watch something just to get my reaction, I would'a slapped him upside his head just for that, and never have watched any part of that vid to start with.

Quote:

Originally Posted by milkman (Post 10669591)
You think that pansy reminds you of me?

I'da slapped Rico upside his head in that situation.

No offense to your dad, Rico.

ROFL

Well it took a LOT of incessant prying, poking and annoying him prior to the video being taken. Basically had to twist his arm...which isn't difficult for me to do, being shaped like a gorilla and all. This is noticeable at the beginning of the video... his first line being (in an angry tone), "I am the father of Joshua ------, and my son wants me to watch this STUPID video. CAN I PLAY IT NOW?!" He was all sorts of pissy before and after.

No offense taken by me anyways. If anything, I think we can have fun with this. Next time I'm at their house (which is every day, basically), I'm going to have fun by getting him all riled up and be like, "DUDE, DAD!!! There's a guy talking SMACK about you online!!! He's calling you a PANSY!!!" He'll be all like, "WHAT?!?! WHAT?!?! What the **** is someone calling me a pansy for?!?!?! What the **** did you do, dumbass?!?!?! GOD DAMMIT!!!!" ROFL

rico 06-04-2014 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10669831)
I think Blue Waffle is just an image. Lemon party is a video I've yet to see.

I might have to check it out along with BME Pain Olympics tonight.

BME Pain Olympics is weird... I never would have expected it to appear the way it did....knowing what he did and all.

rico 06-04-2014 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 10669838)
you made the list.

TEH LISTMAKER!!!

George Liquor 06-04-2014 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chief Roundup (Post 10669839)
So that is what made it go all dark in this thread.

Very racist imo

Pepe Silvia 06-04-2014 11:58 AM

Have you guys seen the midget with spina bifida getting a bj by a crackwhore?

Katipan 06-04-2014 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chief Roundup (Post 10669839)
So that is what made it go all dark in this thread.

No no no the 1/8 I bought for $10 - the glory of which was wasted on you sober ****ers - was called Pure Darkness.

There's a pattern here.

rico 06-04-2014 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10669948)
No no no the 1/8 I bought for $10 - the glory of which was wasted on you sober ****ers - was called Pure Darkness.

There's a pattern here.

Probably stepped on...

Chief Roundup 06-04-2014 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10669948)
No no no the 1/8 I bought for $10 - the glory of which was wasted on you sober ****ers - was called Pure Darkness.

There's a pattern here.

Well if you got an 1/8 for $10 it probably wouldn't get anyone a change of mind.

Katipan 06-04-2014 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10669955)
Probably stepped on...

Do you have the required street acumen to use phrases like that?

Quick. A crip and a blood are both walking towards you. You're wearing all purple. What do you do?

Dayze 06-04-2014 12:21 PM

start snapping my fingers in rythym and walk backwads...

rico 06-04-2014 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10669968)
Do you have the required street acumen to use phrases like that?

Quick. A crip and a blood are both walking towards you. You're wearing all purple. What do you do?

I whip out my imaginary sawed off, and that blood be hauled off.

rico 06-04-2014 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10669970)
start snapping my fingers in rythym and walk backwads...

LMAO

frankotank 06-04-2014 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10669834)
I was called a dumbass by my dad so many times growing up that I basically answered to it. In fact, I still kind of do. Therefore, whenever I see milkman refer to someone as a dumbass, I get flashbacks and think of my dad.

my name was Jesus Christ.
only it was....Jeeeesus CHRIST!

yes...I'm a cosby kid.....

Edit - my new puppy started out as Chief. but he's slowly becoming Gawd Dammit.

Chief Roundup 06-04-2014 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10669968)
Do you have the required street acumen to use phrases like that?

Quick. A crip and a blood are both walking towards you. You're wearing all purple. What do you do?

Stand my ground with senses on high alert. Those two are fixing to start killing each other. They would have no interest in me.

Chief Roundup 06-04-2014 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10669970)
start snapping my fingers in rythym and walk backwads...

They going to shoot the ground around your feet saying "Dance".

Pasta Little Brioni 06-04-2014 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10669968)
Do you have the required street acumen to use phrases like that?

Quick. A crip and a blood are both walking towards you. You're wearing all purple. What do you do?

Call them dumbasses/ milk

Pasta Little Brioni 06-04-2014 12:31 PM

I expect a Dayze reaction video in this thread by midnight tonight

rico 06-04-2014 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frankotank (Post 10669978)
my name was Jesus Christ.
only it was....Jeeeesus CHRIST!

yes...I'm a cosby kid.....

Edit - my new puppy started out as Chief. but he's slowly becoming Gawd Dammit.

:)


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