:facepalm:

Or, a dramatic re-creation of the last scene from Bonnie and Clyde.

I liked how everything kept getting bigger as he went.

"The last two times I..." to "This has happened three times!"

"I want my money back" to "I want more! I want ten dollars!"

Generally, the first time I get screwed over, I don't go back. I guess this guy is a glutton for punishment.

this is how porn sound effects get made

I think someone should start a fund to generate $10,000.00 dollars to donate to the person who had to handle that irate rude customer. Because we don't know who that window server was I'd humble my self to accept the money on their behalf :D I assure every one it would be greatly appreciated and teach that asshole customer a lesson at the same time.

Saw a dude attempt that at a party 20 years ago. Same result of course.

I like that he is barefoot wtf

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so he's pissed off at a fictional character created by a fictional writer (thad beaumont) writing as a fictional pseudonym (george stark) from a book written by richard bachman book who in reality is stephen king?

how confusing....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dark_Half

Hasn't he hit the trifecta, misogynist [rude little pig], racist [twittering about some black dude he was beefing with referencing the guy's race], and now this.

Maybe he's just a more talented Mel Gibson. We'll know when the string of Jew dog tweets show up in his next twitter beef.

Is this accurate or not so accurate? You decide....

http://i.imgur.com/I0YiW.gif

LMAOLMAO

Autobots, Roll Out!!

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hit the nail on the head.

Direckshun vs. DMAC.

:eek:

hahaha

You played well last night sir.

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ROFLROFLROFL

I love that song!
he missed all the HO's.

Thats awesome and I hate that song btw.

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It's a simple question; if the moon was made of spareribs, would you eat it?

That is literally as old as the intranets.

More. More like this.

Heh, that's not even what it was supposed to be. Gotta edit it.

The good news, his face broke his fall
The bad news, the fall broke his face.



The was awesome dude. LMAO

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Wrong team brah. Kaepernick spotted wearing a Dolphins hat, during a 4th of July vacation.

Ah, thats not so bad, atleast its an AFC team.

The real fail is that he couldnt come up with a hotter vacation mate.

:)

What am I missing here?

Priorities. This broad has them.

The killcam is always from the point of view of the winner.

As a non-gamer in this genre, I still don't get it. What happened, and what should have happened?

Actually, I just took a second look at the gif and it wasn't what I thought it was. I thought it was a paradoxical kill cam instance, but it's not.

BUT JUST SO YOU KNOW, in the Call of Duty franchise, there's this thing that's called a "Kill Cam." Its sole purpose is to show you your death from the perspective of the guy that killed you. That way you know exactly what happened when you got killed.

The very last kill of the match is shown to everyone.

In the gif above, I thought it was a kill cam shot from the perspective of the victim (which should technically be impossible), but like I said above, I no longer think that was the case. But, hey, at least now you know about kill cams. :)

Good news is, you're in the right thread. ;)

:D

I actually can understand why she put the baby on the floor. A) she didn't want to leave the child in the car. B) putting the child on the counter could've risked the child from rolling off the counter onto the floor while the mom is busy using the slurpee machine. C) her other kids were too young to hold the child. So all in all the baby was safe on the floor.

OR, OR, she could have held the baby the entire time while one of her kids poured her a damned slurpee. There is NO telling what has been on/happened to that floor there.

tl;dr - she's a dumb bitch

ROFL

I found an update on the baby and...you're right. died of teh AIDS from the floor.

Prototypical JDM bunting....

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LMAO

What the human eye looks close up

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Gross.

Why is the ump pointing to first?

Must be helping out the pitching team by pointing out a guy trying to steal a base? haha

It looks like he is appealing to the first base umpire.

"Did he make an attempt?????" LMAO

Someone here has a picture of their dog doing that as an avatar.
At Work mode so I don’t remember who.

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Im sure dog owners can appreciate this.

enjoy 'em while ya got 'em dude!

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LMAO... they DO look like aliens

LMAO

LMAO

They really do.

shit...that could paralyze a person.
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dude's lucky he didn't break his neck.

I love the reaction this by the guy in the background wearing the red shirt.

You two are going to Hell...

I like the reaction from the guys in back. "Yeah, go buddy you can do it!! Ohhh damn!"

One one hand, epic fail on the part of the guys throwing the foam out and completely missing. On the other hand, I don't think 4" of foam was really going to do much in this case.

Also, did the guy in blue really think he was going to catch the wheelchair?

$100 says this was his 2nd attempt ever.

What could possibly go wrong? Oh, that's what could go wrong.