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luv 01-11-2007 02:45 AM

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Originally Posted by SPchief
He's talking about masturbation. Sex is completly different. Much longer.

At least for me

I would hope so. Well, not for me...for whoever...oh, never mind.

Donger 01-11-2007 02:46 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
For some reason, you're about the only person on here who can talk seriously about stuff like that. Props.

I've always been fascinated with female sexuality, so I'm pretty open about discussing it. I remember my friends giving me shit because I asked lots of questions in sex-ed when I was young, while they were busy cracking jokes. I wanted to learn every thing I could.

Donger 01-11-2007 02:47 AM

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Originally Posted by SPchief
He's talking about masturbation. Sex is completly different. Much longer.

At least for me

48, 49, 50!!!

SPchief 01-11-2007 02:47 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
I would hope so. Well, not for me...for whoever...oh, never mind.


So you are saying it only takes six minutes to please you? I'm in

luv 01-11-2007 02:47 AM

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Originally Posted by el borracho
Those prequels were such a disappointment. Without exaggeration I can say that I made up better stories as a 10 year old playing with the action figures.

I've never been a big Star Wars fan. A friend of mine basically had to explain who everyone was to me.

KurtCobain 01-11-2007 02:48 AM

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Originally Posted by SPchief
So we should vote somebody off the Island tonight. I vote for crazycoffe. Yes he did start this thread, but he hasn't been here tonight, and no n00b should be able to start a thread this popular. :)

I have him ignored so I don't have to see the first post.

luv 01-11-2007 02:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Donger
I've always been fascinated with female sexuality, so I'm pretty open about discussing it. I remember my friends giving me shit because I asked lots of questions in sex-ed when I was young, while they were busy cracking jokes. I wanted to learn every thing I could.

I'm sure your wife appreciates it.

SPchief 01-11-2007 02:49 AM

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Originally Posted by joeyranaway
bleach burns!



You anal bleach?

































I watched the first episode of new season of the Surreal life tonight. If you watched it, you would get the joke.

luv 01-11-2007 02:49 AM

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Originally Posted by SPchief
So you are saying it only takes six minutes to please you? I'm in

Not quite what I was saying. You still waiting for me?

luv 01-11-2007 02:50 AM

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Originally Posted by joeyranaway
I have him ignored so I don't have to see the first post.

Why do you have him ignored? What happened?

SPchief 01-11-2007 02:50 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
Not quite what I was saying. You still waiting for me?


I'm not going anywhere

el borracho 01-11-2007 02:50 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
I've never been a big Star Wars fan. A friend of mine basically had to explain who everyone was to me.

Understandable; you weren't a 7 year old boy when the first one came out.

luv 01-11-2007 02:51 AM

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Originally Posted by SPchief
So we should vote somebody off the Island tonight. I vote for crazycoffe. Yes he did start this thread, but he hasn't been here tonight, and no n00b should be able to start a thread this popular. :)

luv 300
Bugeater 239
joeyranaway 222
bill parcells 202
el borracho 155
BuckinKaeding 141
crazycoffey 108
SPchief 90
Sam Hall 73
Cntrygal 65
BigVE 57
Simplex3 55
BWillie007 46
Demonpenz 36
J Diddy 29
SLAG 27
Guru 24
Donger 14
Bowser 10
FAX 7
Halfcan 7
TinyEvel 6
thepascalblaze 6
Rausch 5
Crush 4
Fairplay 4
grandllama 3
Mr. Kotter 3
blueballs 2
boogblaster 2
RJ 2
Direckshun 1
DaFace 1
Mecca 1
chubychecker 1
Silock 1
Mr. Plow 1
Skip Towne 1
Ari Chi3fs 1
scott free 1
Coach 1
Deberg_1990 1
PastorMikH 1
rad 1
CoMoChief 1
dj56dt58 1
elvomito 1
GoChiefs 1



I vote BuckinKaeding. He just can't be trusted.

Donger 01-11-2007 02:52 AM

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Originally Posted by SPchief
So you are saying it only takes six minutes to please you? I'm in

As a parent, sometimes speed is required.

luv 01-11-2007 02:52 AM

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Originally Posted by el borracho
Understandable; you weren't a 7 year old boy when the first one came out.

When did the first one come out? 76 or 77?

el borracho 01-11-2007 02:52 AM

Who do we think is the Most Valuable Noob, class of 2006?

SPchief 01-11-2007 02:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Donger
As a parent, sometimes speed is required.



That's an atribute that C4ME looks for in a man.

el borracho 01-11-2007 02:53 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
When did the first one come out? 76 or 77?

I'm pretty sure it was '77.

KurtCobain 01-11-2007 02:54 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
Why do you have him ignored? What happened?

I neg-repped him for something he said in a different thread that I disagreed with, and he took it very offensively. He started being an ass towards me and neg-repped me every time he could because I'm 'mean' for correcting his spelling in a sarcastic way. Childish. I'm sick of hearing about it so I used the handy ignore feature.

Donger 01-11-2007 02:54 AM

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Originally Posted by el borracho
I'm pretty sure it was '77.

I saw it in London. The Royal Theatre, or some such crap.

luv 01-11-2007 02:54 AM

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Originally Posted by SPchief
I'm not going anywhere

You need to go to the Planet bash. No, I'm not hitting on you. I think you'd be cool to talk to. I thought that about Bugeater, and I was right. Completely cool guy. There are a lot of people I really want to meet.

Donger 01-11-2007 02:54 AM

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Originally Posted by SPchief
That's an atribute that C4ME looks for in a man.

That, and a stained undershirt.

SPchief 01-11-2007 02:54 AM

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Originally Posted by el borracho
Who do we think is the Most Valuable Noob, class of 2006?


If Fax was in it, him. But I'm pretty sure he was class of 2005

If not Bill Parcells. Overall the class of 2006 was pretty weak.

el borracho 01-11-2007 02:55 AM

Star Wars is a science fantasy saga and fictional galaxy created by writer/producer/director George Lucas during the 1970s. This epic trilogy began with the film Star Wars (later retitled Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope), which was released on May 25, 1977, by 20th Century Fox. The film became a worldwide pop culture phenomenon, spawning five more feature films, three spin-off films, five television series and an extensive collection of licensed books, comics, video games, action figures, trading cards, card games, backpacks, and other products, all of which are set within a fictional "galaxy far, far away."

An example of the space opera genre, the Star Wars story employs archetypal motifs common to both science fiction and mythology, as well as the romantic music motifs now often associated with those genres.

luv 01-11-2007 02:55 AM

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Originally Posted by el borracho
I'm pretty sure it was '77.

Cool, I would have been less than a year old when it came out.

SPchief 01-11-2007 02:56 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
You need to go to the Planet bash. No, I'm not hitting on you. I think you'd be cool to talk to. I thought that about Bugeater, and I was right. Completely cool guy. There are a lot of people I really want to meet.


I'll make an event at some point this year.

luv 01-11-2007 02:57 AM

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Originally Posted by joeyranaway
I neg-repped him for something he said in a different thread that I disagreed with, and he took it very offensively. He started being an ass towards me and neg-repped me every time he could because I'm 'mean' for correcting his spelling in a sarcastic way. Childish. I'm sick of hearing about it so I used the handy ignore feature.

I've placed people on ignore before, but I always ended up being curious about what they were saying.

el borracho 01-11-2007 02:57 AM

Most Valuable Noob would make a cool poll. How would we look up the members of 2006?

KurtCobain 01-11-2007 02:58 AM

that one dude or parcells for mvn

luv 01-11-2007 02:58 AM

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Originally Posted by el borracho
Most Valuable Noob would make a cool poll. How would we look up the members of 2006?

Is there a way to sort the Members list by register date?

Donger 01-11-2007 02:58 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
I'm sure your wife appreciates it.

Honestly, I was stunned when I figured out that many guys have no consideration whatsoever to their females' needs and wants when it comes to sex.

Sometimes, men are too simple.

luv 01-11-2007 03:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Donger
Honestly, I was stunned when I figured out that many guys have no consideration whatsoever to their females' needs and wants when it comes to sex.

Sometimes, men are too simple.

Replace simple with selfish, and I think you're on the right track.

luv 01-11-2007 03:01 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
Is there a way to sort the Members list by register date?

Hey! You can!

el borracho 01-11-2007 03:02 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
Hey! You can!

Do it. Who are the class of '06?

luv 01-11-2007 03:02 AM

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Originally Posted by el borracho
Q: How do you make a woman orgasm?









A: Who cares?!

Q: How do you make a man orgasm?






A: By doing just about anything.

KurtCobain 01-11-2007 03:03 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
Q: How do you make a man orgasm?






A: By doing just about anything.

:)

SPchief 01-11-2007 03:04 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
Q: How do you make a man orgasm?






A: By doing just about anything.




Which is why women have all the control in a relationship.

luv 01-11-2007 03:04 AM

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Originally Posted by el borracho
Do it. Who are the class of '06?

There are A LOT. Any minimum number of post count required?

SPchief 01-11-2007 03:04 AM

at least 200

Donger 01-11-2007 03:05 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
Replace simple with selfish, and I think you're on the right track.

No argument here. But, in a way, they are synonymous.

KurtCobain 01-11-2007 03:05 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
There are A LOT. Any minimum number of post count required?

atleast a thousand.

Donger 01-11-2007 03:06 AM

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Originally Posted by el borracho
Q: How do you make a woman orgasm?









A: Who cares?!

The woman.

KurtCobain 01-11-2007 03:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Donger
The woman.

zinger

el borracho 01-11-2007 03:07 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
Q: How do you make a man orgasm?






A: By doing just about anything.

Wow. You are mean.

el borracho 01-11-2007 03:08 AM

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Originally Posted by SPchief
at least 200

No, no, no... at least one thousand.

el borracho 01-11-2007 03:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Donger
The woman.

:sulk: SPChief is right... I'm not funny at all.

el borracho 01-11-2007 03:09 AM

Look out, everyone! 2,000 is coming quickly!

luv 01-11-2007 03:10 AM

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Originally Posted by SPchief
at least 200

'Hummus' Jenkins 6,779
88TG88 284 Starter
Basileus777 1,653
Believer 241
bill parcells 4,006
blueballs 2,293
BucEyedPea 4,674
BuckinKaeding 560
BWillie007 1,474
CHENZ A! 1,219
chief2000 591
ChiefPote 541
Crashride 414
crazycoffey 721
Direckshun 589
DubbleDownBKU 322
Florida_Bronco 235
Gonzo 1,053
HerculesRockefell 203
HonestChieffan 493
Hootie 4,821
Hound333 382
J-Town Fan 1988 244
Jesus 244
joeyranaway 1,102
John_Locke 638
JonesCrusher 204
KC-TBB 557
kcchiefsfanGoLJ 272
KChiefer 238
KC_Connection 229
L.A.Chieffan 818
leothedog69 253
Monkeylook4food
Moooo 3,405
NUMBER7 548
Pierce 580
pr_capone 1,510
rad 1,638
Rooster 687
Sam Hall 698
scott free 3,322
Silock 288
Stewie 502
The Dude Abides 309
TN_Chief 313

BWillie 01-11-2007 03:11 AM

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Originally Posted by el borracho
Most Valuable Noob would make a cool poll. How would we look up the members of 2006?

1. Hummas Jenkins 6779
2. Hootie 4821
3. Buc Eyed Pea 4674
4. Bill Parcells 4006
5. Mooo 3405
6. Scott Free 3322
7. Blue Balls 2293
8. Basileus777 1653
9. Rad 1638
10. pr_capone 1510
11. BWillie1007 1474
12. Chenz A! 1219
13. joeyranaway 1104
14. Gonzo 1053

Everybody new member since 01-01-2006 with over 1000 posts. I vote for Mooo as best noob of 2006..har har har

luv 01-11-2007 03:11 AM

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Originally Posted by el borracho
Wow. You are mean.

It's the PMS talking.

SPchief 01-11-2007 03:11 AM

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Originally Posted by el borracho
No, no, no... at least one thousand.


There are some members that have been here since 2000 that don't have 1000 posts. The low average per year for everybody would be I'm guessing 1200 in a year.

luv 01-11-2007 03:12 AM

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Originally Posted by BWillie007
1. Hummas Jenkins 6779
2. Hootie 4821
3. Buc Eyed Pea 4674
4. Bill Parcells 4006
5. Mooo 3405
6. Scott Free 3322
7. Blue Balls 2293
8. Basileus777 1653
9. Rad 1638
10. pr_capone 1510
11. BWillie1007 1474
12. Chenz A! 1219
13. joeyranaway 1104
14. Gonzo 1053

Everybody new member since 01-01-2006 with over 1000 posts. I vote for Mooo as best noob of 2006..har har har

Wow, why didn't I read that before looking for more than 200?

SPchief 01-11-2007 03:12 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
It's the PMS talking.


Well thats a weird 2000

KurtCobain 01-11-2007 03:13 AM

2000

luv 01-11-2007 03:13 AM

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Originally Posted by SPchief
There are some members that have been here since 2000 that don't have 1000 posts. The low average per year for everybody would be I'm guessing 1200 in a year.

I agree. There are some good ones that don't have 1000 yet.

el borracho 01-11-2007 03:14 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
It's the PMS talking.

Great two thousandth post!

ROFL

Donger 01-11-2007 03:14 AM

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Originally Posted by el borracho
:sulk: SPChief is right... I'm not funny at all.

Joking about it is fine. But, if more men took care of their females' sexual needs (i.e., your goal is to provide multiple orgasms), there'd be a lot fewer cranky women in the world.

el borracho 01-11-2007 03:14 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
I agree. There are some good ones that don't have 1000 yet.

500 minimum?

el borracho 01-11-2007 03:16 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
'Hummus' Jenkins 6,779
Basileus777 1,653
bill parcells 4,006
blueballs 2,293
BucEyedPea 4,674
BuckinKaeding 560
BWillie007 1,474
CHENZ A! 1,219
chief2000 591
ChiefPote 541
crazycoffey 721
Direckshun 589
Gonzo 1,053
Hootie 4,821
joeyranaway 1,102
John_Locke 638
KC-TBB 557
L.A.Chieffan 818
Moooo 3,405
NUMBER7 548
Pierce 580
pr_capone 1,510
rad 1,638
Rooster 687
Sam Hall 698
scott free 3,322
Stewie 502

500 post roster.

KurtCobain 01-11-2007 03:16 AM

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Originally Posted by el borracho
Great two thousandth post!

ROFL

??

luv 01-11-2007 03:16 AM

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Originally Posted by el borracho
500 minimum?

epends. How many people do you feel like listing in a poll?

Donger 01-11-2007 03:16 AM

Wow. There is some real crap on TV at 3am. Did you know that you could make millions on the Internet? You apparently have to have large, moderately exposed breasts, but...

el borracho 01-11-2007 03:17 AM

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Originally Posted by joeyranaway
2000

Whoa! Am I crazy or did something very strange just happen?

luv 01-11-2007 03:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Donger
Joking about it is fine. But, if more men took care of their females' sexual needs (i.e., your goal is to provide multiple orgasms), there'd be a lot fewer cranky women in the world.

I had a multiple orgasm once, but there was also about 4 hours of sleep inbetween.

KurtCobain 01-11-2007 03:18 AM

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Originally Posted by el borracho
Whoa! Am I crazy or did something very strange just happen?

I'm jesus today.

luv 01-11-2007 03:19 AM

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Originally Posted by el borracho
Whoa! Am I crazy or did something very strange just happen?

He deleted previous posts until his was at 2000, then edited it to 2000?

KurtCobain 01-11-2007 03:19 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
He deleted previous posts until his was at 2000, then edited it to 2000?

WINNER

luv 01-11-2007 03:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Donger
Wow. There is some real crap on TV at 3am. Did you know that you could make millions on the Internet? You apparently have to have large, moderately exposed breasts, but...

I watched a documentary on Hookers the other night on HBO. Actually pretty interesting.

el borracho 01-11-2007 03:20 AM

How about these guys?
 
'Hummus' Jenkins 6,779
bill parcells 4,006
blueballs 2,293
BucEyedPea 4,674
BuckinKaeding 560
crazycoffey 721
Hootie 4,821
joeyranaway 1,102
Moooo 3,405
Sam Hall 698
scott free 3,322
Stewie 502

KurtCobain 01-11-2007 03:20 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
I watched a documentary on Hookers the other night on HBO. Actually pretty interesting.

I think I saw that too.

luv 01-11-2007 03:20 AM

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Originally Posted by joeyranaway
WINNER

And you people think I'm stupid.

KurtCobain 01-11-2007 03:21 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
And you people think I'm stupid.

kinda

luv 01-11-2007 03:21 AM

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Originally Posted by el borracho
'Hummus' Jenkins 6,779
bill parcells 4,006
blueballs 2,293
BucEyedPea 4,674
BuckinKaeding 560
crazycoffey 721
Hootie 4,821
joeyranaway 1,102
Moooo 3,405
Sam Hall 698
scott free 3,322
Stewie 502

I looked at who's online, and SP is creating a poll. I wouldn't do anything yet.

KurtCobain 01-11-2007 03:22 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
I looked at who's online, and SP is creating a poll. I wouldn't do anything yet.

he made a topic. which is useless becausw the obvious will be soon stated.

luv 01-11-2007 03:22 AM

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Originally Posted by joeyranaway
kinda

Well, then I'll just say a polite "**** you". :)

el borracho 01-11-2007 03:23 AM

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Originally Posted by joeyranaway
2000

Bit premature, don't you think?

Donger 01-11-2007 03:23 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
I had a multiple orgasm once, but there was also about 4 hours of sleep inbetween.

That's not right. Sorry.

KurtCobain 01-11-2007 03:24 AM

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Originally Posted by el borracho
Bit premature, don't you think?

:)

SPchief 01-11-2007 03:28 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
I looked at who's online, and SP is creating a poll. I wouldn't do anything yet.


Trying to copy and paste to the poll, while trying to play three handed poker is tuff.

luv 01-11-2007 03:30 AM

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Originally Posted by SPchief
Trying to copy and paste to the poll, while trying to play three handed poker is tuff.

I used to play poker online all the time. Pokerroom.com. Rausch and I would get on Yahoo Messenger and go into the same play money tables. It was a blast.


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