He stole some douches pics pretending to be him. Cmon this has happened like 10 times on here.

So did you manage to bag Kate Upton yet?

xztop123 just needs better opening line material:
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Said that on the first or second page. The fact this guy has gotten 25 pages of response should make him eligible for some award

Five pages of responses, n00b!

CP is slipping

On my phone it's 25 pages so go bathe in antifreeze.

This is you trying to get all the hot ass

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I bet skylar eats more pussy than a Boston Terrier

Nope Nope NopeNoptity Nope.

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this thread is hilarious.

dude you are trying too hard and it shows.

you don't chase, you let them chase..girls can spot that tired routine a mile away..

I spent the first 20 years of my life not chasing. I have nevr had a gf. I don't really know how to have sex or even kiss. (the response here will be to get a fatty and practice) but i am picky

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im actually an above average guy on here, since this is mostly random cheifs fans who are older men

In a bar full of guys trying to get laid im well below average

The notion of having talked to over 1,000 girls and not having one GF come out of it leads me to a place mentally where when a girl DOES like me I will wonder what the hell is wrong with her. It would deviate too far from the norm.

The idea of not chasing pussy is not legit.

I asked a 90 year old guy what he regrets about his life and he said not chasing more girls.

Wilt Chamberlain and Charlie Sheen said the same thing. Hell every male with a working penis will say that.