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must be comforting to know that any time - from now to the end of the intertubes - an employer or friend googles your name they will find a thread in which you are revealed to be an emotional reerun, a stalker, a scumbag adulterer, and a sex offender...

This thread deserves a Wow.

Nothing quite like this one. That dude is messed up.

Props to Iowanian and Phobia.

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Originally Posted by the Talking Can (Post 4667706)

I get the feeling that most of that would probably be obvious during the interview.

spongegums(credit sec) arse yesterday at breakfast
http://academic.emporia.edu/aberjame...cade/cas01.jpg

Here is a diagram of the events following spongegums spreading cheeks on CP, challenging the beast to fook it

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/art...elensblast.jpg

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Originally Posted by shyguyms (Post 4666448)

we trecked thru the snowy roads of PA,Ohio
i remember Dayton Ohio was really bad on the way to K.C. and while stopping to rest in St. Louis as i slept in the cold freezing car, to awake and seeing her with my coat and all the blankets on was priceless i mean my lips were blue,lol
to the boobie bumpin it was all good. Gessh she must of been warm,lol
I have never had so much fun in my entire life than that trip and i will never forget that special time in my life.

Yes we were best friends

I remember feeling this way about a girl...and then I turned 19.

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Originally Posted by shyguyms (Post 4666489)

yes i slept with her, we dated for 6 years, but why cant people that were best friends before the relationship just continue to be friends and forget that the rest of it even happend? i would do anything for her and her son and til the day i die she will be my best friend and nothing can ever change that!!

I can't believe that I'm using this quote on here...I can't fucking believe it. However, it rings pretty true to your situation. Stamp it on your forehead so you never forget:

Harry Burns: You realize of course that we could never be friends.
Sally Albright: Why not?
Harry Burns: What I'm saying is - and this is not a come-on in any way, shape or form - is that men and women can't be friends because the sex part always gets in the way.
Sally Albright: That's not true. I have a number of men friends and there is no sex involved.
Harry Burns: No you don't.
Sally Albright: Yes I do.
Harry Burns: No you don't.
Sally Albright: Yes I do.
Harry Burns: You only think you do.
Sally Albright: You say I'm having sex with these men without my knowledge?
Harry Burns: No, what I'm saying is they all WANT to have sex with you.
Sally Albright: They do not.
Harry Burns: Do too.
Sally Albright: They do not.
Harry Burns: Do too.
Sally Albright: How do you know?
Harry Burns: Because no man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her.
Sally Albright: So, you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive?
Harry Burns: No. You pretty much want to nail 'em too.
Sally Albright: What if THEY don't want to have sex with YOU?
Harry Burns: Doesn't matter because the sex thing is already out there so the friendship is ultimately doomed and that is the end of the story.
Sally Albright: Well, I guess we're not going to be friends then.
Harry Burns: I guess not.
Sally Albright: That's too bad. You were the only person I knew in New York.

This thread made an interesting shift.

And, Phobia may indeed be the Anti-Christ.

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Originally Posted by btlook1 (Post 4667192)

I'm amazed how this post has blossemed in the last few hours. Personally I think shyguy needs to just shut off his comp. and take a break! I mean in the last 10 pages how many times have you been owned? Hell if I got owned that many times I would probably take a week off!

This guy has been owned more than the Zulu nation in the new world.

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Originally Posted by the Talking Can (Post 4667212)

ROFL

you are such a stupid pussy....

Pussy to Officer: "People are making fun of me on teh intertube....do something!"

Officer to pussy: "**** off, you stupid pussy."

"Ma'am, the police aren't going to enforce your western whopper"

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Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 4667213)

"thank you, deputy. I'll never forget you. Will you be my new bestest friend?"

Wait? He's gonna be blowing some police officer now instead of celebrating family holidays?

Wow.....just wow.

I'm set at 50 posts/page. Reading the first page, I'm starting to feel sorry for this guy, but ultimately he seemed like a 35 year old with the emotional maturity of a 16 year old...so I drop a couple of posts....

Then every successive page is like another level of perdition. Just increasingly more fucked up, grotesque, and perverse. To top it off, the dumb motherfucker leaves his personal info out there while he is a registered sex offender. I thought this might turn Springer around the time he mentioned his wife. Little did I know that Jerry's show was about as analogous to this guy's life as Skinemax is to the BME Pain Olympics.

I read the first page, wasn't terribly interested.

Some outside force was begging me to read the last page.....

Apparently, I have some catching up to do - about 5 pages worth.

ROFL @ some of the tags

Holy crap - I figured this was some mushy man-whine fest based on the thread starter, so I've ignored it. This has got to be one of the craziest thread twists ever.

Oh, and would one of the first few posters mind putting the content of the original post in their message for context? I was confused as hell for the first few pages. Phobia copied it in here:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...&postcount=258

Ha, all identifying information just disappeared from his profile.