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Hammock Parties 03-22-2006 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Bwana
Dude, anyone that gets as much TV exposure as you do gets at least a 9.9 from this side of the fence. If not for the "nacho incident" I would say a 10. :D

Bwana: 9 out of 10

Another one of our founding fathers, and a legend for sure. Bwana is like R2-D2 and C-3P0 in the Star Wars Trilogy. The story of Chiefsplanet is told through his eyes. He might not be the main character in the story, but he's been here through it all.

Many years from now when Chiefsplanet is just a memory on archive.org, Bwana will pass down the tales of dumbassery to the next generation.

stevieray 03-22-2006 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Bwana
Dude, anyone that gets as much TV exposure as you do gets at least a 9.9 from this side of the fence. If not for the "nacho incident" I would say a 10. :D

ROFL

Thanks, man.

stevieray 03-22-2006 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by OldTownChief
Two out of every three male posters he rates has lost their burst.

:hmmm:

Hammock Parties 03-22-2006 09:05 PM

I don't care if stevieray slips on some tobacco juice and falls from the upper deck of Arrowhead. He's not getting bonus points.

That's like giving ENDelt260 bonus points for all the fat chicks he laid.

Bwana 03-22-2006 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by goxlibutscrale
Many years from now when Chiefsplanet is just a memory on archive.org, Bwana will pass down the tales of dumbassery to the next generation.

Heh! Don't count on it. This place will likely outlast me.

Phobia 03-22-2006 09:07 PM

If you don't give me at least a 4 you're fired.

OldTownChief 03-22-2006 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia
If you don't give me at least a 4 you're fired.


You've lost your burst.

Fire Me Boy! 03-22-2006 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by goxlibutscrale
Fire Me Boy!: 8 out of 10

Oh boy! Another dynamo cut from the "jspchief" cloth. Rise to greatness was fun to watch. His encyclopedic knowledge of "film" and his unfettered enthusiasm for snobbery are extremely entertaining. He gives this place that "real world" feel too, with lots of stories about his personal life. Plus, he's part of the Holy Chiefsplanet Circle Of Unabashed Geeks (HCCOUG).

ROFL "unfettered enthusiasm for snobbery"... Why... I have no idea what you mean. :harumph:

Hammock Parties 03-22-2006 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia
If you don't give me at least a 4 you're fired.

Phobia: 9.99 out of 10

We believe Phobia might be the greatest poster in Chiefsplanet history. The consistency of his dumbassery is almost unrivaled. He gives us glimpses into his personal life. He protected us from internet denizens.

Once, he attempted to uplift the site through sheer force of will.

He would rate out perfectly, but he abandoned us. Still, that's a mere minor blemish upon a near-flawless and upstanding record. In Chiefsplanet mansion, his giant marble statue stands in a fountain in the foyer.

In short, there are few Chiefsplanet posters more well-known and more respected than Phobia.

In fact, we believe there is only one.

stevieray 03-22-2006 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by goxlibutscrale
I don't care if stevieray slips on some tobacco juice and falls from the upper deck of Arrowhead. He's not getting bonus points.

That's like giving ENDelt260 bonus points for all the fat chicks he laid.

Endelt has only been with one "fat" chick?

riiiiiiiight.

sedated 03-22-2006 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by goxlibutscrale
Phobia: 9.99 out of 10

We believe Phobia might be the greatest poster in Chiefsplanet history. The consistency of his dumbassery is almost unrivaled. He gives us glimpses into his personal life. He protected us from internet denizens.

Once, he attempted to uplift the site through sheer force of will.

He would rate out perfectly, but he abandoned us. Still, that's a mere minor blemish upon a near-flawless and upstanding record. In Chiefsplanet mansion, his giant marble statue stands in a fountain in the foyer.

In short, there are few Chiefsplanet posters more well-known and more respected than Phobia.

In fact, we believe there is only one.


like a boy who lost his puppy, golickbuttsnales has lost his man-crush

Mr. Kotter 03-22-2006 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia
If you don't give me at least a 4 you're fired.

Why is your post count stuck at 49999? :hmmm:

Loki 03-22-2006 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne
Look at this!! The Village Idiot is going to pass judgement on the real posters. What a laugh!! Hahahahahaha

since when did this become your thread? :hmmm:

Phobia 03-22-2006 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Kotter
Why is your post count stuck at 49999? :hmmm:

My post count is 100% accurate.

Thank you for the very kinda words, gochiefs. I will allow you to continue picking up my dry cleaning, making my coffee, and waxing my.... car.

Mr. Kotter 03-22-2006 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by goxlibutscrale
Bwana: 9 out of 10...

Saul a 9? wutamess, 8.9? I demand a recount....

Considering the substandard posters whom you've given the same 9 as me, you obviously low-balled me, man (not THAT kind, homo.)

I'll await judicious reconsideration for a promotion to the high 9.8s or 9.9s.... :harumph:


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