oh yeah I know what you mean ....take a portable TV and some ear phones then they will think you are really weird

100! ha!....night keg n miles talk to you guys later

Pussy

rochambeau

Morning sunshine! Did you just wake up?

What is "something that doesn't interest DC", Alex.

yessir, getting my morning does of CP before starting my day....how you be?

for $2000?

Don't you sleep?

what is sleep?

Not too shaby, at all.

we can all sleep when we die.....

ding!

Fries are Done!!

Ding!

Fries are Done!!

Whats up my peoples

im here for a long night

Cool. I don't have to work tommorrow so I may be here for awhile.

I'm here for a short night. This may be it, so you better enjoy it.

STFU

Wife wants to me come sit by her? Why do women need that shit. I'm here. You're there. I look better from a distance anyway....


Ok. I won. She decided to take a bath. Bath's are gross. Sitting there in your own filth and all.

I just spent 75 on dinner at a place that had 99 beers on tap

We need the closeness. We like it when we feel our men next to us. We need to connect on that level. It has nothing to do with looking at you.

And I like stewing in my own filth. It's relaxing, especially if there are bubbles and candles involved.

I think I have a new sig line. Don't worry though, I'll give you credit.

Thanks. I've never been quoted in anyone's sig before. :p

OK, I'm off to do it.

I get the closeness part. I dedicated pretty much the entire day to her. We had a doctor appt at 10am and then spent the day shopping, looking a furniture, looking at baby stuff, etc. I had no enjoyment other than spending some time with the wife. No kids. Just us. Even enjoyed a relaxing lunch. How much time is enough?

I can understand women doing it, but I've got a friend who admittedly takes baths. Any other guys out there take baths on a semi regular basis?

I haven't taken a bath since 1982.

I honestly can't remember the last time I took a bath. Actually....I can. My honeymoon. But that was not a bath to get clean.........

Maybe that is why she wants cuddled.

Does cuddled mean sex? I could go for that right now.

She feels close to you today and doesn't want that to end. I'd say you have a good shot at sex tonight, especially if you do cuddle.

So internet or sex......internet or sex......internet or sex.......

I'm lost guys. Give me some help.

No.

Sex. No contest.




Don't worry. We'll still be here in 15 minutes.

I'm probably gonna be called a big girl for this, but I love cuddling. Especially while watching a movie. I can do it for hours.

Fixed that for you.

Go make another baby

I'm sorry, but I'll need to confiscate your man card now. :shake:

Thanks.

Whoa now. I'm not in the mood to do it 3-4 times.

I'm here to help.

I've tried, but the doctors tell me since she is already pregnant, it's no use. I don't believe them though.

Well, hell... don't let that keep you from trying.

That's just a free pass.

Why? Do you need one?

She's not quite asleep yet.

ROFL



:clap:

It's nice to have a spare.

LMAO

A spare? Who else's are you planning on taking?

Aren't you supposed to be working?

A few more minutes before I have to go cover for my scanners while they take their breaks.

You have to ask? How is it you have so many kids?

Alcohol.

I'm out. See everyone tomorrow.

Corn Dogs and doritos for dinner tonight :(

I'm gone too. Going to watch a movie.


Goodnight

This thread really blows.

I think you blow....chunks....of cheesy things

You people had better still be up when I get home. I'm awake and in a good mood!

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I am certain we can find some way to ruin that.

I don't know about "regularly" but I do enjoy a good bath every now and then. It helps my feet avoid blistering when I overdo walking or jogging, it helps my back loosen up on the rare stiff day and, well, I just enjoy reading a book in the tub from time to time. I don't do bubbles or candles, however (or Tequila Rose).

So, who's going to entertain me?

I'll be here until 1:00.

Shit, I missed you.

It's all about the bugman.

I like a good bath. It eases the muscles. And it makes your farts sound cool.

Funny. I just saw him out wandering around in another thread past his curfew.

Nothing compares to a hot tub.

Haha, I lied.

Thank goodness. You have a reputation to uphold, ya know.

If I had any ambition, I'd postwhore this thread to 20,000. But I don't, so I won't.

:rolleyes: :shake:

Where's DenverChief when you need him?

And what exactly is "won't" a contraction for, Miss Spelling and Grammar Person? Wo not?

Will not. I don't know where the 'o' came from.

Or, for that matter, where in the hell did the 'i' and the two 'l's go? I think someone was hittin' the bong when they came up with that.

ain't = aim not?

It's supposed to be "are not", but it's not acceptable while "won't" is.

I was thinking more along the lines of "I ain't going to" as opposed to "I'm not going to". Either way, it's not grammatically correct.