LMAO This.

If Hootie genuinely thinks that he can't make the top 25 funny due to the lack of cons with the good posters, then the topic name should be modified a bit... Instead of "The List of 100 with Hootie," it should be "The List of 100, Roasted by Hootie."

I don't care how good the poster, ANYONE on here can be roasted about SOMETHING. The top 25 CAN be funny. It may be a challenging task, but it can be done, I'm sure.

Really?

Roast Rain Man. .....Go!

That can be done. I don't have time right now, honestly. But I've seen SNR somewhat roast Rain Man before. It was about a year ago and I have no idea what it was in regards to in terms of topic, but he mentioned something along the lines of how he didn't understand how Rain Man didn't have more of a reputation of having "asshole" tendencies because he thought Rain Man could be subtly as sarcastic as anyone on here.

I can't remember for 100% certainty that those were the EXACT details, but it was something along those lines. And I'm pretty sure it was SNR.

The guy drives an apricot beemer, there is definitely some material
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90. Dave
Join Date: 8/22/00
Total Posts: 45,443

I was totally shocked to see Dave had over 40,000 posts. The only time I even realize he's a member of this board is when he starts blabbering his terrible opinions on QB's. He honestly thinks Joe Flacco is an elite QB. Apparently Dave looks like Matt Cassel, too...so you know he looks like a pillowbitergot. Dave is king of the "10 posts or less" threads...meaning he finds a lot of stupid shit interesting no one else cares about.

Pros: I'm his favorite poster on this board, so you know he has good taste. Doesn't jerk it to Jesus like his brother Dave Lane. Recommended the NutriSystem weight loss program to Frazod. To Frazod's credit, he tried it...but ate an entire month's worth of food in 3 days. Kind of defeats the purpose there, guy. Often posts with no shirt on Tuesday's and refers to it as "Topless Tuesday." I tried telling him guys don't really refer to themselves being "topless", so now he does it on Sunday's too and calls it "Shirtless Sunday's." Personally, I think that's pretty gay but whatever.

Cons: Types with one hand when viewing the Pictures sub-forum. Plays the "I would/wouldn't **** her" game at church every Sunday when the girls walk by his pew to get communion. Answers rhetorical questions because he's a moron. Refers to aluminum foil as tin foil because he's gay. His nickname for himself is "fluffy puff." Weird, I know.

Outlook: Bro...just because Joe Flacco Rahim Moore'd himself into a Super Bowl doesn't mean he's elite. Joe Flacco is in the Alex Smith tier of QB's. I appreciate you thinking I'm a great poster and all...so maybe next year if you just stfu about QB play and realize you don't really understand what you're watching...you can slide into the top 80.

I NUTTED

Topless Tuesday LMAO.
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Can't believe lot lizards weren't in there somewhere
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Rain Man is so cool, smart, and witty...and doesn't waste any posts on meaningless drivel, it's amazing.

However, knowing all of that...would anyone really be surprised if he and Dane weren't like the two guys from 'Kiss the Girls'?

Still hard

God I love this shit.

This is pretty funny.

Good ranking for that shit dick homer, Dave. He's a scrub.

Hootie on.

we better win at least 8 ****ing games and it better not be a we're 6-8 and win two meaningless games our last two weeks

I want to cheer for a team in playoff contention god damnit. I don't give a shit if that makes me a true fan I'm tired of getting all amp'd for Sunday...and then within 4 ****ing minutes we're already down 3 scores.