flop flop flop .. till ya drop drop drop ....

Prunes are like God's Little Hand Grenades...

One of them there "story toppers" aren't you? Why I oughtta....

If I'd said it was the size of a paint can, you'd of said a 50 gallon drum of crude oil you sonbitch. :D
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Well, I don't know you personally so I don't know how large or small of a guy you are--no, pervs, not that--but I'm 6'3" and 250# so I can leave some serious coiled anacondas if I save it up for a day or two. :D

On another note... my wife is watching "Dancing With The Stars" and I think I would definitely pack Chelsea Kane's fudge deeply.

I usually watch Dancing with the Stars with my mom, but she's dealing with the death of a close patient. Sucks, I got in a routine.

LMAO

You've got me beat, I'm 6 ft 195. I'm used to regular sized duces though. I mean, like snicker bars sized etc. I took one today that was so hard, it didn't break when flushed. It's like I crapped a foot long tree branch.
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lulz

http://i.imgur.com/5juNy.gif

It's kinda slow for a full moon. But, it is the flower moon, maybe the nectar high hasn't kicked in yet

It's just a shame.

Up all night in work with problems. Nothing like the adrenaline rush of a disaster to cure any sleepiness.

THERES A THREAD CALLED THE 10 PM THREAD FOR SHIT LIKE THIS, JD

You know how last names are often derived from some activity or occupation in your ancestors' past? Like Smith might be short for blacksmith?

Watching the Red Sox and Tigers. Detroit's pitcher is named Furbush. LMAO I wonder how his ancestor got that name...

Spontaneous combustion needs to make a comeback

Yes it ****ing does.

Mosquito bite on the balls is the worst. Can't go anywhere without looking like a pervert. They are relentless right now down here in (gods waiting room) Florida.