What is this ****ing Draft Planet?

Every god damn thread is about that shit. Where's the poop.

****ing seriously

You could discuss how often you poop.

I NEVER POOP.

I suggest Metamucil. It will change your life.

CP just ain't the same, always deranged
New days are strange, is the planet insane
If poop and antifreeze is so strong
Why are there pieces of fecses that don't belong
Faiderfans droppin' bombs
Chemical gasses fillin' lungs of buck bakin in the SD sun
With ongoin' sufferin' as the youth leave forever young
So ask yourself are the poop threads really gone

Where's the poop, y'all, come on (I don't know)
Where's the truth, y'all, come on (I don't know)
Where's the poop, y'all

People trollin', people lyin'
Dane's butthurt and you hear him cryin'
Can you practice what you type
The draft do you buy the hype?

Kyle, Kyle, Kyle help us
Send us some guidance from the tranny room
'Cause people got me, got me questionin'
Where is the poop

LOL

Actually I feel bad for posting in this thread because we are on a mission to get the 10pm thread to 100k. Every post in here is one less in there.

Aw ****.

Off to post poop songs in the 10pm thread for rest of the day.

Would "A penis for your thoughts" thread be a good idea

Really? You're one step up on me. Why the **** is this thread so far behind the 10pm thread? ****ing bullshit. I AM IMPORTANT DAMMIT! Redeem meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

So, I'm on this new medication that seems to have a weird side effect...

Every time I take a dump, (down to once a day now) it's like the most powerful dump you could ever imagine. It's the length of a can of small redbull and about the same diameter.
Talk about a feeling of relief when it's over. But man, I am a sweaty sob afterwards. I now know 1/4 of the pain of childbirth. I'm also starting to name each BM. The last one I took was Charlie.
Good bye charlie.
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"A (small can) of Redbull"? That's as good as you have, brother? Pshaw. I routinely lay down large Subway sandwiches, or flagpoles that stand up out of the water and salute. Shitn00b. :D

Marv Albert ROFL