It is kinda funny. We think it is funny to tell people to eat a dick. We say shit that to each other. If you want a sterile, heavily moderated, dickless conversation where you are treated like a pussy, you came to the wrong place.

THIS:clap:

Sorry, nobody is impressed with your team.

Your pornstar banging, Pats retread QB is prone to turnovers and will choke this weekend.

Your D line will be gassed and won't be effective.

Hill will make Sherman his bitch again.

Your running game will sputter against our Dline.

Mahomes will pick apart your zone.

Your kicker will miss field goals.

Your Special Teams will give up big plays to Pro Bowler Hardman.

Kelce will gut you guys in the middle repeatedly.

Your young coach will make boneheaded mistakes.

Chiefs receivers will be open all day.

Our shifty quick running game will gash you for yards as your defense runs out of gas.

You will lose this game.

You have no chance of victory.

You will cry after the loss and spend the offseason talking about how shitty that Jimmy Grapes contract is.

We all could have told him to drink anti-freeze:shrug:

The 49ers were good enough to make it to the SB. You can’t sit there and just say that the entire NFC is trash. Give them some ****ing credit. God damn.

The Chiefs have an offense unlike any other in the NFL. No team comes close to throwing the ball as much as KC. The chart below shows pass rate percentages on first and second down through the first three quarters (removing how score, down, and time influence playcalling).

The teams that put up the most points against the Niners were the Saints (48), the Rams (31), and the Falcons (29). All three of those teams rank inside the top SEVEN of most pass happy teams.

https://i.imgur.com/t83M07F.png

Yeah....I CAN'T agree with all these....

His point was that the actual shitty teams in the Chiefs’ division got their shit pushed in by the Chiefs.

It’s questionable that either of those teams are worse than the Cardinals. Same with the Chargers.

And let’s not act like 23-16 and 31-21 were fluke wins. KC controlled those games throughout the second halves and never trailed in the 4th in either one.

I'm reminded of the Snickers commercials with this post:

Chiefsplanet: "All22, what is your deal man?"

All22: "Oh come on man you've been riding me all day!"

Chiefsplanet: "All22, you're playing like Betty White out there!"

All22: "That's not what your girlfriend says!"

The one friend of All22: "All22! Eat a dick. You're not you when you're hungry."

All22: *Eats Dick, Enjoys Dick*

The one friend of All22: "Better?"

All22: *Happy look in his eyes, grins widely* "Better!"

All22 is a 49ers fan, so you know he loves the taste of dick in his mouth.

Why does the biggest 49ers message board have a 173+ page thread dedicated to the Chiefs/Mahomes that was started in 2018?

Link: https://www.49erswebzone.com/forum/n...chiefs-thread/

Seems like your fanbase has a long term obsession with the Chiefs.

Exactly, you see through the BS noise. They are the best 5 win team in history, just look at all their talent!

Put their rosters side by side and the Chargers have more talent, yes. Best 5-win team in history, I have no idea. I don't even care about stuff like that. It's a stat for reeruns.

I'll have to trust you, as the resident expert on reeruns.

They're pissed that they won't be able to pawn Jimmy G off on us in 3 or 4 years for two 2nd round picks.