My touch screen on my phone died this morning.

There is no way in hell I'm beating Joey.

You can beat him... with a stick, or a pipe or something.

I'm just going to have to buy him nachos with extra cheese and jalapenos he can give to Bugeater.

luv knows how this shit is going down.

Well, if it isn't Mr Copy and Paste himself.

Sometimes, when it's cold outside, I stay inside with the heat on.

And with the lights out, it's less dangerous.

You know, I am just a neat ****ing person. I don't mean organized, but just plain cool. Everything I do rocks. Go me on the reals.

Well I do have to admit, you are "special"

If I could **** myself, I would. I **** buttered bagels all the time while staring at myself in the mirror.

Does anyone want to talk about anything other than Osama bin Laden or the draft?

UGO is merging with IGN.

Like?

Buttplugs?