Self realization is half the battle. :)

Hey, I was on a flight in Australia and they played a simply red video. Like, from recently. He's kind of fat (like most 80's musicians nowadays) and the video makes him seem kind of like a perv.

...Haven't seen it.

You should disply Simply Red in your sig.

I didn't leave.

And you told a little joke?

Really?

Whassup pop

I would be disappointed if you didn't.

It's what women do.

Everyone must have a purpose :)

Hey, we all have our talents. :D

Yours happens to be killing the Planet.

If you tell a joke and nobody laughs, then has a joke actually been told?

That hurt, Joie. :p

Mine's a special purpose.

You know, like The Jerk.

The truth hurts. :)

Doesn't that all depend on whether or not a tree falling in the woods makes a sound if no one's there to hear it?

ROFL


I just saw The Jerk for the first time last week!

Don't let her get to you.

What she isn't telling you is that you are too inconsequintial to actually have a purpose.

So she didn't really mean it.

:p

You have brought me to a sad, sad realization; much like those now using Vista.

No.

But thanks for playing.

Thanks, I feel better now; you have reinforced my self loathing.

Buy her a vibrator with your name on it. My wife just loves her greg63. :D

And when you get to bed, she won't want anything to do with your jock, or what's behind it.

Sucks to be you.

Let me get this straight. Your woman is on your jock and begging you to come to bed. Not only are you still here, but you're complaining about it? WTF?

ROFL

LMAO

Do I get a consolation prize?

So.....no sex for you?




I'm sorry

You and GoChiefs are related, aren't you?

You get to ask one question, which you just did.

Hope you enjoyed your prize.

It's what I always wanted. :p

I thought Joie was a dudette??? :shrug:

I say in three weeks, we have a 10 pm Thread drink-off.
You get some drinks, go drink-for-drink with the rest of the people on, post pics of your empties.

Like a hamster, right?

I'll be drinking Diet Coke or Pepsi.

Why?

What's the point.

You don't need to win a drink off to prove your stupidity.

It's already proven.

Saw Spiderman 3 tonight; special effects were pretty decent.

I wasn't impressed by the first one. No desire to see the other two.

I'm a Spiderman fan, and I can't stand Toby ****ing Maguire.

I refuse to spend money on the movie, but I'll watch it when it makes it to TV.

You probably wouldn't care for them; I, on the other hand, am a Spiderman fan. :D






Well in the interest of saving the "Planet" and this thread from certain and unfettered death I'm checkin out early.


Nite Planet!

Good nite.

Nobody will miss you.

Good night. Sleep well.

Wouldn't have it any other way. :D



Thanks kiddo; you too! :)

It's bedtime for me too. Goodnight Planet!

Good nite.

Pussy

Has anybody thought of the children recently?

I am fading.

Been on that friggin classmates.com all nite trying to email old classmates who were hot.

Who, you, "TinyEvel" you? Or, the figurative "you" i.e. anyone.

:spock:

Whose children?

I think of the children everyday. I am an outstanding father as you know.

Enforcing the Eastern Timezone regulation.

Why you, of course.

And I mean that in all sincerity.

Or not.
:p

Sup Bitches.

Where in the ****ingKaeding have you been?

I never went anywhere.

Well maybe you should have.

I dont stay up late anymore.

What do you consider late? 8:00?

I'm one worn out pup.

Well I used to post on here from about 10 pm on....

Now I am in bed by 10 on the weekdays, and I only post on here every once in a while.

When the football season rolls back around I will probably post more often so I can talk shit...

Sorry, no whining allowed here. Take it to another thread.

I......never mind.

Yeah I haven't been staying up fuggin around on here anywhere near as late as I was this winter. It's a busy time of the year for me.

Basically I got a full time job. I don't have the time.

LMAO

Man I ****ing hate the Cardinals.

Welcome back

Same here

Which ones, football or baseball?

Baseball.

Let me guess.

You have to get up at 8:00 am.

The ones vying to be the next Pope.

Mr Carlson the Bugeater said no whining.

He's not whining.
He's bitching.
There's a difference.

You're a woman.
You should know this better than any of us.

Oh yeah, I hate those thinking-they're-going-to-be-Pope motherfuggers too.