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WE COULD TAKE THE 5 BEST CHIEFSPLANET.COM POSTERS AND RUN A FRONT OFFICE! NO DOUBT! AND A RADIO SHOW!

YEAH

from cable installer to executive of the year

Reaper's reaction was better because he was smart enough to acknowledge that Hootie got some things right. Your effort to say Hootie got it all wrong, despite the fact that some of the things he said are obviously right doesn't play nearly as well.

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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9722096)

from cable installer to executive of the year

I wouldn't say that's impossible, based on who won Executive of the Year 5 frickin times.

Actually, I said that the combination of 10 of the best football posters here could do better than Pioli for KC.

I still think a group of 5-10 of this sites posters could run a fairly popular sports call in show...at least as fun to listen to as most of the stuff on local KC radio.

Hamas
OTWP
Milkman
Sorter
SNR
Flopnuts
DJs left nut
Mecca

Those guys could generate interest in the show quite quickly, I think.

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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9722096)

from cable installer to executive of the year

Hey, I don't have much room to talk on that.

Jalil Brown
Tony Moeaki
Ricky Stanzi
Jon Baldwin
Jerrell Powe

These are the guys I liked prior to their respective drafts and posted that I think we draft them and nearly all of them have fallen flat on their faces.

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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9722038)

91. BossChief
Join Date: 12/26/08
Total Posts: 24,175

BossChief is the most emotional poster on ChiefsPlanet. I do not mean this in a good way. If you broke down your life using percentages, mine would look something like this: 63% drunk/womanizing, 22% jerking off, 9% ChiefsPlanet, 6% sleep. BossChief's would look like this: 83% ChiefsPlanet, 7% brainstorming on how to fit in on ChiefsPlanet, 5% parenting, 3% crying and 2% FaceBooking friend requests to DaneMcCloud. I try and picture how BossChief was in high school and I figured out exactly who he was. He was the guy where...lets say you're out with your buddies like 5 years after graduation and one of them is like, "yo, we went to school with that guy!" And everyone would look at him and be like..."uh, what? No we didn't. Who is that guy?" While the one friend swears up and down he was the one kid in his 4th period who never talked, never answered a question, never moved. Basically didn't exist. That's got to be the worst kind of high schooler. I'd much rather be a Reaper who was the queer girly man that you'd debate on whether or not he was a chick or a dude (but at least you remembered him). Or Frazod, who was infamous for being the guy who somehow tricked his counselor into enrolling him into both lunch periods every day. Maybe even Dane...who was the creepy senior that was notorious for dating the "developed" 7th graders. Probably not Donger, though...he was the annoying little prick that sat in the front of every class and constantly asked the dumbest ****ing questions and everyone wanted to just punch him in the face, including the teacher. So maybe BossChief had that going for him. No one really wants to punch a guy they don't know exists.

Pros: Started 'The ****ing Mob', which was by far the gayest group ever created on ChiefsPlanet. I could only imagine what a neg rep from BossChief would look like. "Hey, you don't look right in v necks!" or "hey, you use a typewriter!" Let's see...(tough to find a lot of pros with this guy). Oh, he breeds fantastic children.

Cons: Thinks he can host a Chiefs themed radio show and be an accomplished NFL GM. He's stated both of these things. He's an idiot.

Outlook: Stop posting with your vagina and you'd be an ok poster. Dane doesn't want to be your friend, so resubmitting requests on the offset chance he may accept is a waste of your precious 17% of actual time away from ChiefsPlanet. Digging through the used feminine napkin tray in public restrooms is a sick hobby, dude. Frazod is fat. The end.

I see little improvement here. Pootie seems to be cracking under the strain of doing these reviews. Updating his list at this point must seem like a responsibility, and we all know how well he deals with those. Just seems to be lashing out now, unwittingly airing his petty little insecurities along the way. Who knew that Sorter's GIFs would steal so much of his thunder? Pretty sad.

I will award some bonus points, however. Returning to the theme *snicker* is good, although it did take a little prodding from yours truly. (Note to Pootie: I was not only thin in high school, but probably too thin.) Also, he accurately added to 100, twice! I mean, holy shit! Nicely done, Pootie! :clap: Probably used a calculator, but still there's a lot of room for error when you've only been up for 20 minutes and are in the grip of a killer hangover.

For that alone, I'll give him

10 POOTIES Roofie'd a cheerleader - she doesn't remember anything! lol
9 POOTIES Mom sent beer/rent money!
8 POOTIES Raided the hotel's liquor storage! Free beer for friends/big stupid bodyguards!
7 POOTIES She left before I woke up and didn't steal anything!
6 POOTIES Hid from angry boyfriend behind friends/big stupid bodyguards. lol
5 POOTIES Hangover wasn't so bad this morning.
4 POOTIES Friends/big stupid bodyguards weren't around-had to cry like a little girl to get out of a beating
3 POOTIES Why does it hurt when I pee?
2 POOTIES Had to drink glass of would-be assailant's urine to avoid beating
1 POOTIE IT'S A BOY!

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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9722038)

Or Frazod, who was infamous for being the guy who somehow tricked his counselor into enrolling him into both lunch periods every day.

That one made me laugh, haha

Also, SNR nailed it. He predicted that hooties dislike for me would have him put me at 90 and I came in at 91.

At least someone here knows the score

The theme seems to be that Hootie thinks all the other posters are gay.

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Originally Posted by blaise (Post 9722148)

The theme seems to be that Hootie wants all the other posters to be gay.

Fixed....

everyone is a little gay

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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9722272)

everyone is a little gay

Abso-fruitely!! ;)

AND THE PICK IS IN!!!!!!!

(oh.....)

Dinny

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Originally Posted by BossChief (Post 9722109)

Actually, I said that the combination of 10 of the best football posters here could do better than ***** for KC.

I still think a group of 5-10 of this sites posters could run a fairly popular sports call in show...at least as fun to listen to as most of the stuff on local KC radio.

Hamas
OTWP
Milkman
Sorter
SNR
Flopnuts
DJs left nut
Mecca

Those guys could generate interest in the show quite quickly, I think.

I can't wait to do my weekly "why the Chiefs suck" segment.

Think of Gilbert Gottfried talking about game manager QBs.