I didn't go after anyone's kid.

Ridiculous.

Also, why is everyone such a Sorter deep throater? My God, I wish I had just left him off the list at this point.

And see what I mean about taking things so seriously, Boss?

LMAO @ "2% FaceBooking friend requests to DaneMcCloud"

Nailed the part about brainstorming on how to fit in on ChiefsPlanet.

1) I thought you weren't gonna put me on this silly list
2) even Dane fessed up that I never sent him a Facebook friends request and that I don't even know his actual name
3) what a boring breakdown. I was expecting an interesting roasting and you failed that.

What a letdown

I completely agree, she reeeally isnt all that great, very few curves and a somewhat manly face.

If you thought he wasn't going to put you on the list, how could you have expected an interesting roasting?

Fox News has one hot female anchors.

I knew he couldn't resist.

you're going after somebody's kid ya know?!

Despicable.

besides

I just helped you free up 37 minutes of your day now that you aren't going to friend request Dane anymore

right? right?

don't do it man

Manly?

http://specials-images.forbes.com/im...kground=000000

letdowns are the new meltdowns

Yes. Manly. As in, "has a man-like face". Like Jennifer Garner does.

I'd like to dip Megyn Kelly in KY Liquid and bear hug her naked while going down a bobsleigh track in a luge.

This list should just be called, "A list of people who piss Hootie off on any given day". It makes no ****ing sense, the takes are WEAK ****ing sauce, and Hootie should pretty much just shoot himself in the face for the sake of all humanity.

I figured there would at least one line that would make me laugh and be like "yup, haha got me nailed on that one"

With how much you dislike me on here, I thought it would be colorful and funny...what a shame