Apparently so am I.

And yet, we are not in the same place. No pie for me. :shake:

No pie in this house. I made strawberry shortcake.

:banghead:

I'm gonna fit right in here.

Eh, not me. I'm too old for that shit.

Goodnight Planet.


Sorry, Guru. I must leave you with the drunk people now. I'll send a piece of strawberry shortcake.

You and Aces ever try some of Dominic's coffee?

That's alright, we'll keep you two.

Not yet

Thanks. I'll fall asleep knowing I am loved.

When did you become so sweet?

Moment of weakness. Sorry.

Don't let it happen again.

What? His moment of weakness or the fact that he admits he is sorry.

Wow that's a double whammy. I'd better just turn in my man card now.

Moment of weakness. He's always sorry. ROFL Yes, I'm loopy.

Time to get off of here. A quick trip to Wal-Mart, and I'll be home with a glass of wine in hand. Got to give you time to miss me. :)

Don't forget to get dressed up.

You had a man card?

Who authorized that?

Damnit, I mean my Sam's Club card. I always get those two confused.

Damn, they let you in? :shake:

Jabba update ROFL

You mean your future Walmart Greeter ID?

Are you kidding? He isn't even qualified.

What?

He can't scratch and sniff?

Shit, if I could get so lucky to land a gig like that, all you do is stand there and say hi to people all day.

For all of you other beer snobs.

I'd rather shoot 'em.

Hire Bug. Hire Bug. Hire Bug!!!! ROFL :)

It's expired dumbass! :cuss:

LMAO It may be because I'm annebriated, but that's funny.

Advise needed on what to watch on TV at the moment.

The Weather Channel

Infomercials.

There is a monster F5 tornado around Great Bend.

Infomercials don't start until 2AM. Geesh! I thought everyone knew that! :p

What happened to Pinkfloyd? He went from getting hammered with me tonight, to being a no show. He probably passed out. Alaskan Amber #'s 8, and 9 :BLVD: Keep em coming bartender.

I'm breaking my number 1 rule tonight. Playing poker while drunk. Meh, it's only a dollar tourney at a time.

Glass of wine number one of probabaly two or three for the night.

If you don't work tomorrow, go for the gusto.

Eh, not getting drunk.

Like the other Av better Luv.

I haven't in a while. This is actually the first alcoholic beverage I've even imbibed in around 2 weeks. When I do it though, I get drunk. I don't otherwise enjoy the taste or the price enough to do it casually. I go through around a 12 pack a month. Usually all in 1 sitting.

Tough titties. I like this one for now. :p

The other one will be back eventually.

But.... he stinks. :harumph:

:eek:

I don't think I can be your friend anymore. :harumph:

Tough titty said the kitty when the milk went dry.

You're not still being sweet, are you?

Damn, tough crowd tonight.

See? I get home and start posting, and everyone pusses out. It's Friday night people!!!

Maybe the bar people will get on soon.

**** all y'all. I'm drunk and IM here

I'm circling the drain myself. I saw SP posted on another thread, and Guru is out there somewhere.

Oh, and that guy is here.

Yeah ME!!!! Wait, what does that mean?

That would depend on who you ask.

I'm nothing. A human paraquat. WHo the **** is talking about me?

Umm...you're "that guy" and you're here.

Sweet

SP doesn't talk to me anymore. :(

I can be. But Bugeater's not allowed to be.


I think this wine is getting to me. I'd better open the other bottle while I can still operate a corkscrew.

Red or white LUV? Hopefully Red.

Well...I have a White Zinandel. Opening a White Merlot. Merlot is usually pretty heavy, to me, so I tried the lighter version. Neither of these are true whites though.

Why? Did you piss him off again?

LAME. Go to Trader Joes and pour yourself a nice big glass of Monte Antico. Thats good stuff

I'm kind of annoying.

Damn you are S L O W !!!! :)

Thats a lie

I can still operate a corkscrew successfully, so I must not be far enough gone yet.

She lives in Missouri. It's not exactly wine country.

Donde esta Coffey? Does that douche ever show up on his stupid thread?

LMAO A human paraquat. ROFL That's awesome.

I hear ya.... DRINK A BIG GLASS OF MOONSHINE LUV!!

OMGTMI

Bugeater is not allowed to be sweet, but I require it from you, damnit! Be nice!

Don't tell that to DV.

LMAO He was on here bitching the other night about no one posting on it.

Yeah, and considering it's Beringer. $4.88 per bottle.... ROFL

The HELL you say?! :mad:

LMAO That's right up there with wine in a box.

It's been way too long. I think I might have forgotten how.