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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 5050897)

QUIT ****ING BUMPING THIS THREAD, SEDATED! I'LL SMACK YOUR GLASSES OFF AND TAKE YOUR WEED!

I have a 2.5% daily interest rate, fwiw.

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Originally Posted by sedated (Post 5050915)

to you...?

This thread has been quiet so either Clayt scored or struck out again.

for Claythan..............
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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 5029862)

I gochur girl Gochiefs....its the chic version of You.

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hahahaha I could swear this girl works where I do on 2nd shift. But if its her she got laid because she has a car seat lol.

Oh this is it!!! FINALLY! I AM A MEMBER OF THE SEXUAL ELITE!

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Hi there,

I hope you are pleased to receive this email as I am to sending it to you.

MY FRIENDS AND I WANT & NEED YOU FOR OUR SEXUAL DESIRES!!!

You recently responded to one of my very close friend’s online personal ad. Although she had already met someone she thought myself and some of our friends might be interceded in you. GREAT NEWS, WE ARE!!!!

My name is Melissa I am the member manager in Minnesota of a very discreet and exclusive club. In fact the only way to become a member is to be invited or referred by a current member. THIS IS TRULY A ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY!!!!!!!!!! Read a little bit below on how and why we made this club.

You have probably heard of people being addicted to drinking, drugs, gambling, or even eating. Yet there is another addiction that is very well hidden to protect the "normal" women involved. THOSE WOMEN ARE SEX ADDICTS!!!! There are literally MILLIONS of women spread throughout every neighborhood in the entire USA ADDICTED TO SEX!!!! The club was started because it has become harder and harder to conceal our identities. Some of the women in the club right now are teacher's, professional's, lawyer's, business owners, and even a quite of few young college coed's that need SEX all the time, but don't want to be labeled the "campus slut" or are just to busy with school to have a relationship. Because we are mothers, wives, and sister's we don't dress like sluts, we don't hang out at the bars or clubs on the weekends, and we don't want our kids or husbands to see us on some swinger or dating website. Once you become a member our local women's members are emailed about you and you are added to our national list available to women. You will start receiving emails, phone calls, or both for your help satisfying our sexual addictions within a couple of days.

WE DON'T ALLOW "WORKING GIRLS" in this club in fact if you are ever propositioned for money before or while meeting any of our women members you email me immediately to have them "blacklisted" from the club.

Being a sex addict myself, I can tell you its becoming harder and harder to find safe, discreet men out there that are willing to have a strictly physical relationship without trying to change our ways. Right now in our area we have had to turn down women wanting to become member's and getting our list of willing guys because there just isn't enough of you guys out their right now. Also, school is about to start and this free's up even more time for our current member's to get naughty.

All members, male and female, are required to pay an application fee of $20.00 to be considered for membership. This keeps away the lookers usually. However, because we have such a shortage of good men right now in Minnesota our President has announced that fee to be waived for men only!!!!!

I have attached below is the application. Fill it out and send it to the email below IF UNLIMITED NSA SEX APPEALS TO YOU!!!! Again, right now there is NO APPLICATION FEE FOR MEN. Allow 24-48 hours for a decision. Please send completed email to: nsamembership@gmail.com

NSA CLUB APPLICATION

(Please enclose your $20 Application fee with completed application)

$20 FEE WAIVED UNTIL 10/05/08

Heh, only $500 a year and you can take your pick from 6 local fatties.

We'll meet at black-tie affairs at big swanky mansions...the guests all hopped up on viagra and ecstasy...dancing and fine cuisine on the main floor....sexual trysts behind closed doors...massive orgies beneath dim, smoky lights after hours in the ballroom....someone will be murdered....

It'll be really kinky.

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What the hell is going on in here.

I have a date tonight. Shes making me tacos, and I'm bringing over a 6 pack and a movie.

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Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding (Post 5073018)

What the hell is going on in here.

I have a date tonight. Shes making me tacos, and I'm bringing over a 6 pack and a movie.

Just make sure the Fish Taco is fresh.

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Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding (Post 5073018)

What the hell is going on in here.

I have a date tonight. Shes making me tacos, and I'm bringing over a 6 pack and a movie.

Let's see her.

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5073035)

Let's see her.

I already posted her picture in the 2 chicks thread...Didn't you see it?

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5073045)

Oh...which chick?

The Brunette.

Didn't you **** her last week?