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loochy 06-03-2014 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10668106)
Is posting the pic bannable?

its lolable

Titty Meat 06-03-2014 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10668106)
Is posting the pic bannable?

Go ahead print it off and jerk off into the mirror with it.

TimBone 06-03-2014 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog (Post 10668127)
Go ahead print it off and jerk off into the mirror with it.

Already did. I was concerned with other folks deriving pleasure from it.

Titty Meat 06-03-2014 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10668133)
Already did. I was concerned with other folks deriving pleasure from it.

I hope it didnt take you long :(

loochy 06-03-2014 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog (Post 10668137)
I hope it didnt take you long :(

it never does with him

TimBone 06-03-2014 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog (Post 10668137)
I hope it didnt take you long :(

It didn't the first time.

hometeam 06-03-2014 03:11 PM

How the hell did I get dragged into yalls dirty shenanigans?

Whoever the guy crying is. Dont cry. Be a boss.

loochy 06-03-2014 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by hometeam (Post 10668155)
How the hell did I get dragged into yalls dirty shenanigans?

Whoever the guy crying is. Dont cry. Be a boss.

Your deal was funny and you even laughed along.

hometeam 06-03-2014 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10668159)
Your deal was funny and you even laughed along.

That is why im #1 best poster CP

Dayze 06-03-2014 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10668159)
Your deal was funny and you even laughed along.

yep. Hometeam wasn't no bitch.

Dayze 06-03-2014 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hometeam (Post 10668155)
How the hell did I get dragged into yalls dirty shenanigans?

Whoever the guy crying is. Dont cry. Be a boss.

I need to get a T-shirt with this printed on it.

Frosty 06-03-2014 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by hometeam (Post 10668155)
Whoever the guy crying is. Dont cry. Be a boss.

http://troll.me/images/dos-equis-man...ike-a-boss.jpg

TimBone 06-03-2014 03:29 PM

We needs some roasts.

Dayze 06-03-2014 03:31 PM

the auto tune crying from that black guy kills me each time I see it.

i forget who it was, but someone here on CP said his buddy would leave him random voicemails with the guy crying, then hang up. awesome

bevischief 06-03-2014 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Halfcan (Post 10667880)
midgets and mexicans with porn staches evidently :shake:

ROFL

Sassy Squatch 06-03-2014 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10668210)
the auto tune crying from that black guy kills me each time I see it.

i forget who it was, but someone here on CP said his buddy would leave him random voicemails with the guy crying, then hang up. awesome

LMAO

bevischief 06-03-2014 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10667944)
It's funny if you go to google, type in "Billay Chiefsplanet", and click on Images

LMAO

Dayze 06-03-2014 04:27 PM

what's NOT funny is typing "Blue Waffle" into Google images.

made that mistake once.

..once

TimBone 06-03-2014 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10668311)
what's NOT funny is typing "Blue Waffle" into Google images.

made that mistake once.

..once

lol....I slipped up and made a blue waffle joke in front of my wife the other day. She just had to see it after that. So she googled it.

Pepe Silvia 06-03-2014 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10668311)
what's NOT funny is typing "Blue Waffle" into Google images.

made that mistake once.

..once

Ditto. It was so bad but lemon party is worse.

Pasta Little Brioni 06-03-2014 04:42 PM

Someone post the billay pic

Pasta Little Brioni 06-03-2014 04:43 PM

Is smaque still alive or did he go through with it?

Pasta Little Brioni 06-03-2014 04:45 PM

A bit if burst, but could had potential for more

Mr. Plow 06-03-2014 04:46 PM

I'm proud to say I've never seen 2 girls/1 cup, Blue Waffle, or Lemon Party.

Pepe Silvia 06-03-2014 04:46 PM

2 Girls One Cup reminded me of the Wendy's frosty.

Pasta Little Brioni 06-03-2014 04:47 PM

What about one guy one dildo?

Pepe Silvia 06-03-2014 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10668338)
What about one guy one dildo?

Inmem?

htismaqe 06-03-2014 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10668328)
Is smaque still alive or did he go through with it?

Still alive. Considering assaulting a post office with smoke bombs and a samurai sword...

Pasta Little Brioni 06-03-2014 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10668340)
Still alive. Considering assaulting a post office with smoke bombs and a samurai sword...

Interdasting. ..

Dayze 06-03-2014 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by PackerinMo (Post 10668321)
Ditto. It was so bad but lemon party is worse.

damnit.....I wonder how long until my curiosity gets the better of me.

Dayze 06-03-2014 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 10668333)
I'm proud to say I've never seen 2 girls/1 cup, Blue Waffle, or Lemon Party.

I've still never seen 2 Girls 1 Cup. Just to say i've seen it.

Pasta Little Brioni 06-03-2014 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10668350)
damnit.....I wonder how long until my curiosity gets the better of me.

Toke one up and give it a watch

TimBone 06-03-2014 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10668350)
damnit.....I wonder how long until my curiosity gets the better of me.

DO IT

Pasta Little Brioni 06-03-2014 04:55 PM

C'mon let's get the flex off started.

htismaqe 06-03-2014 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10668344)
Interdasting. ..

I'm having a bad few days. Logged 87.5 hours in what was supposed to be a 4-day work week.

15 hour days, including Saturdays and Sundays, it getting exhausting.

The biggest reason I haven't done any roasts (outside of not having much time) is that it's completely zapped me of any joy or vigor.

I just wanna punch kittens.

Pepe Silvia 06-03-2014 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10668354)
DO IT

This.

Dayze 06-03-2014 04:58 PM

welp...I guess I know what I'm doing tonight when the wife is watching TV lol.

is 2 Girls 1 Cup etc still even out there on the internetz?

Pepe Silvia 06-03-2014 04:59 PM

Portuguese Breakfast is up there too.

htismaqe 06-03-2014 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by PackerinMo (Post 10668369)
Portugese Breakfast is up there too.

ROFL

TimBone 06-03-2014 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10668367)
welp...I guess I know what I'm doing tonight when the wife is watching TV lol.

is 2 Girls 1 Cup etc still even out there on the internetz?

Do you have a general idea of what it's about?

Pasta Little Brioni 06-03-2014 05:01 PM

Well smaque is out. Dayze is out watching fun videos. TimBone will be staring at flexing billay pics. Gonna be a slow night in here!

Dayze 06-03-2014 05:01 PM

sort of I think

Simply Red 06-03-2014 05:01 PM

absolutely - hometeam has most of my respect - very good durability as a poster.

Dayze 06-03-2014 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by PackerinMo (Post 10668369)
Portugese Breakfast is up there too.

I don't even....

htismaqe 06-03-2014 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PackerinMo (Post 10668369)
Portugese Breakfast is up there too.

According to the Urban Dictionary, this is also know as the "Twat Omelet". ROFL

TimBone 06-03-2014 05:02 PM

It's tough to find, I think, but it's out there.

TimBone 06-03-2014 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10668376)
sort of I think

Puhleeeeeeeze record your reaction while watching and post here afterwards.

Pasta Little Brioni 06-03-2014 05:04 PM

What about the video of Simply Red giving Dolly Parton a bath?

TimBone 06-03-2014 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10668380)
According to the Urban Dictionary, this is also know as the "Twat Omelet". ROFL

God damn it. How am I not supposed to Google this now?

Pepe Silvia 06-03-2014 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10668387)
What about the video of Simply Red giving Dolly Parton a bath?

Wet Boobie thursday wasn't it?

Simply Red 06-03-2014 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10668387)
What about the video of Simply Red giving Dolly Parton a bath?

you know - that'd have been fun even ten years ago - I think. Not sure - you never know until she's unsheathed.

Pasta Little Brioni 06-03-2014 05:06 PM

You bastards are going to summon Blackbob

bevischief 06-03-2014 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10668340)
Still alive. Considering assaulting a post office with smoke bombs and a samurai sword...

This could be good...

Simply Red 06-03-2014 05:08 PM

so mcaj22 claims he wasn't Jd prez?

bevischief 06-03-2014 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10668398)
You bastards are going to summon Blackbob

ROFL

Simply Red 06-03-2014 05:10 PM

I'm almost positive it was Phobia that told me that - maybe my buddy Morphius. it was a veteran mod, I remember that much. They generally are spot on w/ mults - ask bi_polar.

crazycoffey 06-03-2014 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10668340)
Still alive. Considering assaulting a post office with smoke bombs and a samurai sword...

Guess you didn't take my advice on the PVC pipe to hose connection....

htismaqe 06-03-2014 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10668398)
You bastards are going to summon Blackbob

Why?

Nobody said anything about uncles or sucking dick...

htismaqe 06-03-2014 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 10668421)
Guess you didn't take my advice on the PVC pipe to hose connection....

Too much work.

crazycoffey 06-03-2014 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10668424)
Too much work.

Oh, but smoke bombs and a samurai sword is just like sitting in the ****ing recliner, is it?

htismaqe 06-03-2014 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 10668431)
Oh, but smoke bombs and a samurai sword is just like sitting in the ****ing recliner, is it?

More fun so worth the effort.

Just like punching kittens.

crazycoffey 06-03-2014 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10668445)
More fun so worth the effort.

Just like punching kittens.

Punching kittens is lazy and irresponsible. That's why god allowed Smith and Wesson to invent the .22 short......

Dayze 06-03-2014 05:45 PM

jesus titty ****ing christ.

2 Girsl 1 Cup was bad.. but the on the same page, I saw one called "1 Man 1 Jar", and I literally felt woozy.

Katipan 06-03-2014 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10668501)
... but the on the same page, I saw one called "1 Man 1 Jar", and I literally felt woozy.


That was awesome.

Simply Red 06-03-2014 05:52 PM

this site gets no further donations from me since nobody explained the jd prez debacle from 2003.

Sorry about that - it's the way I work.

TimBone 06-03-2014 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10668501)
jesus titty ****ing christ.

2 Girsl 1 Cup was bad.. but the on the same page, I saw one called "1 Man 1 Jar", and I literally felt woozy.

Oh my god. I want to vomit. Seriously dry heaving over here.

TimBone 06-03-2014 05:53 PM

That was horrific.

htismaqe 06-03-2014 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 10668532)
this site gets no further donations from me since nobody explained the jd prez debacle from 2003.

Sorry about that - it's the way I work.

I could explain it to you but I really don't want to have to get my lawyer involved...

Simply Red 06-03-2014 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10668545)
I could explain it to you but I really don't want to have to get my lawyer involved...

Ok well I'm really not in the wrong to ask - one of the mods had addressed someone as Jd Prez and then I'd remembered the poster's name - so I'm pretty sure that'd make any observant person 'curious' about the situation.

Never mind - I don't even want to know now.

Simply Red 06-03-2014 06:02 PM

I will still donate - I was just bitching - I hate secrets.

Rasputin 06-03-2014 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 10668565)
Ok well I'm really not in the wrong to ask - one of the mods had addressed someone as Jd Prez and then I'd remembered the poster's name - so I'm pretty sure that'd make any observant person 'curious' about the situation.

Never mind - I don't even want to know now.



NEPA CHIEFS HARDCORE


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crazycoffey 06-03-2014 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 10668565)
Ok well I'm really not in the wrong to ask - one of the mods had addressed someone as Jd Prez and then I'd remembered the poster's name - so I'm pretty sure that'd make any observant person 'curious' about the situation.

Never mind - I don't even want to know now.

When I first joined I saw a juicy thread about it, bumped it with the same questions as you, man did I get shit on for that. I saw some of the topics before that thread got locked away and hidden, sufficient to say, let this one go, forever.

TLO 06-03-2014 06:09 PM

I still think the 2 girls 1 cup thing was done with ice cream. At least I like to tell myself that.

TLO 06-03-2014 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 10668565)
Ok well I'm really not in the wrong to ask - one of the mods had addressed someone as Jd Prez and then I'd remembered the poster's name - so I'm pretty sure that'd make any observant person 'curious' about the situation.

Never mind - I don't even want to know now.

Now I'm curious as well.

Titty Meat 06-03-2014 06:10 PM

Big Smoke you still banging that 1 chick?

Hammock Parties 06-03-2014 06:18 PM

shit just got real

Simply Red 06-03-2014 06:25 PM

I found the story and I apologize - If BRC would stop posting in it - it'd just die - it's already locked. Good grief.

Rausch 06-03-2014 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by PackerinMo (Post 10668321)
Ditto. It was so bad but lemon party is worse.

Damnit....hate....you.....guys...:shake:

Halfcan 06-03-2014 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog (Post 10668099)
No the basketball jersey one

LMAO wow I see why you are upset!

cabletech94 06-03-2014 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10667702)
All top 101 members get to change their handles to wrasslers names

YOLO! :hmmm:


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