DIVIDE








and conquer

Ummm I got nuthin.

INTEGRATE!

To the watchtower

****.

(Testing.)

Edit: yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

AND THE PICK IS IN !!!!!!!!!!!

(too soon?)

Dinny

so, are we done here?

it can't be done, can it?

The moisture is turning to fog.

97. Fat Elvis
Join Date: 4/27/01
Total Posts: 5735

Fat Elvis isn't a terrible poster. He's just really, really, really boring. I went over his thread history and not counting any threads mentioning "Geno Smith", he's had 1 good thread. If you throw out that one famous thread, the threads he has started over the years average about 9 posts per thread. Basically what that tells me is this guy is one of the least interesting active posters on this website. He only averages 1.3 posts per day yet he spends a lot of time on this site. Even he realizes he's one boring mother ****er. I wonder if there is a way we can get Frazod and Donger down to 1.3 posts per day?

Pros: Is a big advocate of rape and rape tax. Has a great sense of humor and knows when everyone talks about raping everyone it's tongue and cheek and we're not being serious.

Cons: Pretty sure he was raped. Listens to a lot of Pink. Votes democrat. Eats a lot of pork.

Outlook: more rape, more posts, higher ranking in 2014

:lame:

Did she go 3 rounds with Tyson at some point?

It's a visual representation of Hootie's fail.

I think this is Hootie
http://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/...pseff3fae0.gif

Usually "Mate" is said to one's friend. One can also say "****" but it doesn't get used very often, as it would usually be considered an insult.

well KC Tattoo at least I don't have to wait until the 1st of the month to do all of my shopping

Forgot all about Fat Elvis.

Then the midgets

Bump's gotta be coming soon. That should be good.

ROFL

:LOL: Oh ****. Don't get me started.

You're location should be Land Down Under

went to eat

Hooties FAIL

http://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/...ps11c20590.gif

LMAO

so are you guys starting to understand my point about .gif posters?

They aren't creative so they turn to stupid ****ing .gifs.

It's the worst style of posting on message boards.

KC Tattoo seems bitter.

I got NO credit for my '1st of the month' post but whatever.

Are any rival fans on the list?

When is the trial?

Seriously dude this is the best you got tonight Hootie? ****ing bring IT.


Here I got butthurt all for nothing you are pathetic. Who gives a **** what you think.

Making fun of me because I am broke and just doing my best as a single father. Nice good for you lolololol


I live in a trailer I'm redneck with out a car.

I have to walk to work and I've been beating the pavement trying to find a better paying job hoping I can come up with something if not I'm going keep on keeping on.


YOU aint got shit on me. I'm a recovering alcoholic and I spend most of my time killing time here to be entertained and sometimes I make people laugh and get rep and that is funny it pisses you off. Pathetic.

Pathetic it pisses you off any one of us not named Rain Man, Fax, Milk Man or Sofa King gets rep.

Other people are funny or have good post but you are just conceded to how you want Chiefs Planet to be for yourself.


Pathetic

Oh make fun of me tell people lies about me smoking cock for smack as you say. **** you, you piece of shit cock sucker yourself.

I'm having a good day today.

I got a lead for a job maybe my fortunes will turn around.

http://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/...psfae5698e.gif

GL to you on that. Might want to plug your asshole before you go though.

So does a millionaire I know.

I agree, Clay is actually pretty good at that.

He welched again so it's in doubt. The terms go even stricter now. Trial starts when Chiefs break for Training Camp. If he is found Not Guilty he can return when the season starts. That POS username has to go though.

well when you post 5 .gifs about what a "fail" I am...I just find it surprising you're so surprised I reply.

and I'm also happy for you that you're doing your best to be a good father

there is a lot to say about something like that

a job is a job

if you have a job, you're doing well

I'm just trying to tell you that this is the internet. I have been one of the best flamers (lolololol pun intended) on every board I've ever been a part of. If you're going to try and 'battle' with me, you better have the posting skills of 'Hamas' Jenkins otherwise you're facing an uphill battle. Flamer for life.

I'm like a rattle snake I have no wish to spar with anyone but I will strike back when I get kicked around and you have been kicking me around.

I didn't think I started anything with you except pointing out that Gonzo gave you rep out of spite.

I don't know why it would or does bother you that an average joe like me can get rep from so many people and who encourage me to do good. That is something I have gotten out of rep.

Even Fax said I got big balls in my rep so are you denying my rep from Mr. Fax?


That's what bothers me and you keep saying I've sucked dick for smack. I take great offense to that as that is a lie. I don't care IT ****ing pisses me off and you were warned to stop.

Warned to stop?

It's the internet, you need thicker skin

Why do you keep capitalizing the word IT?

This thread ****ing sucks. Create burst, or I'm out, and I'm sure I won't be the only one.

See ya bro

For drama effect :)


No good?

Need some chaos.

So what you're saying is, you got nothing left? Disappointing. I was hoping you were just being lazy for a day.

The thread is 2000 posts...wtf did you expect?

I'll check back tomorrow. Really, I was just trying to be a prop for you. Here, I'll give you some ammo. I can't make the list due to the weight limit. Now, GO!

Come on Hootie entertain us you got 86 post or so to get to 2000

What's the current rate for a fat rep whore?

It depends. They normally charge by the pound.

I've went out and have gotten wasted every night this week. Pounded a 30 year old last night. She texted me, I disregarded. 13 years too old.

Grow up, Hootie.

Pics of this slut?

Did urination come into play?

Get drunk and pound it again. Or a high school kid. Whatev...

That 30 year old age range for females is normally very unappealing.

Early 20's or some cougar action.

Shit, with these whores today, 30 is cougar age.

Pick analysis: 97. Fat Elvis

Rape is super funny. I'm glad one of the worst documented cases of teh butthurt on this forum got verbally raped. He was asking for it.

Grade: A+

James and the Giant Rape

Ah the rape thread.

Good times, good times.

A lot of tears flowed that night. LMAO

Good times. Good times.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=271199

The Temple of Rape.


Oh ****. ROFL

I found a new fantasy football team team name for 2013:

The Rape Tax

"He's just not that into Rape"

Baby Lee got one wrong. He said Ben-Rape

No. Sorry. The correct answer?

Rape-Hur

LMAO

God Damnit, I don't think I can handle this shit again.

Any Which Way but Rape.

I enjoyed The Rape Diaries.

One of the funniest threads I've ever had the fortune of reading.

this is a gay thread

Long John Silver's

We should of course target real life problems in this non real life, if something bothers you, then it's your problem.

Internet life is grand that way sometimes.

Clown smile (death warmed over)

Man you just can't trust anybody these days.